It has come to my attention that 128.19 people check this blog every day. I thought that was kind of neat until I began worrying over you, the .19 person. You know who you are. Obviously you have a small commitment issue. You are only meeting nineteen-hundredth of a percent of your full potential. That…
Archives for March 2006
Dear Bossy
I need to buy a new computer. What should I get? – BizGuy ———– Dear Biz, You obviously have Bossy confused with one of those types who have a blog. Because Bossy doesn’t know anything about technology, she buys for looks. Take her computer, please. It’s an eMac. It’s cute as a big white square-faced…
ADVICE OF THE DAY – If you’re Martha Stewart, you better have nice restrooms for your studio audience.
Yesterday Bossy went to the taping of John’s Stewart’s Daily Show. Shut up, did to! And it just so happens that two months ago Bossy went to the taping of Martha Stewart’s live show aptly titled Martha. Well. One of those tapings was overwrought and overproduced and overly controlled. Guess which. While Martha’s pinched stage…