Do you remember this bumper sticker? Well – there’s this town in California. Not that California –the other California. The conservative California: Lafayette. So a resident of Lafayette – Jeff Heaton – puts a sign on his own property honoring the memory of those who died in Iraq. He also dotted the landscape with a…
Archives for November 2006
ADVICE OF THE DAY – Even Madonna Can’t Wear A Bathing Suit.
Madonna’s Confessions Tour is being broadcast on Bravo this Thursday night at 8pm and Bossy can’t wait because for two weeks Bravo has been running a commercial sneak peak of the concert in which Madonna is running around onstage in a sweat-laced one-piece bathing suit and she looks like my Aunt Sadie. This is a…
We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Bossy For A Brief Snippet From Blind Soccer Orientation Day.
Hello and welcome to the Blind Soccer World Cup Games. As you know, every four years legally blind athletes such as yourselves compete in a ten-nation tournament to determine the winning team. Let’s get started! My lovely assistant Vesna is handing out the satin eye masks you will wear as eye protection. No, sir, we…