Just because China’s stock drops 8.8% doesn’t mean you have to do it too. When there’s a slow earnings growth this year, don’t come running to me! Just you wipe that Taliban-tried-to-kill-Dick-Cheney grin from your face, Buster! I brought the Durable Goods into this world and I can take them out! Keep crying about the…
Archives for February 2007
Religious Pareidolians — They’re Just Like Us!
They spy the image of the Virgin Mary on their baking sheet! Guadalupe Rodriguez —who works in the Pugh Elementary School cafeteria in Houston Texas — was cleaning the metal sheet pan typically used for rows of chicken nuggets when she noticed a particularly pesky grease stain several inches tall. “En el tercer aclarado On…
Bossy’s Oscar Fashion Review.
Cleopatra Who? Ostrich Wha? Cameron — are you there? Bossy can’t see you when your hair is the same color as your skin: The Smiths. You sure? Red? Bossy likes her mint with chocolate chips: Not so much: And finally: Click Here To See More Oscar Dresses Which Amounted To Little More Than A Flesh-Colored…