The other night Bossy was in a bar, which should surprise her council not at all, except to say she missed Barack O’Boyfriend’s first State of the Union address. Lucky for Bossy her cable service provider invented a little thing called DVR, and here’s how it works: there’s this button and, yeah. So Bossy was…
Archives for January 2010
Bossy’s Favorite Things
Bossy’s mom’s kitchen. Bossy has featured this modest yet magical room before. Recently Bossy’s mom decided to give her kitchen a little facelift, and so the first thing she did was hire her two favorite painters, where hire equals I brought your asses into this world and I can take you out! And then Bossy’s…
Yet Another Little Known Fact
Bossy is blind as a bat. When not wearing her beloved contacts, which amounts to the few minutes surrounding sleep, she’s all four-eyes.