May 23, 2006
ADVICE OF THE DAY – How to Become a Player in Five Easy Pick-Up Lines
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
You must wash your clothes with windex… because I can see myself in your pants!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?