Aug 31, 2006

Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. Appropriate workplace touching.

According to Forbes magazine, there are only three acceptable areas of the body to touch a coworker. To illustrate this, the billion-dollar Forbes Corporation mined their high-tech resources in order to create the following detailed illustration utilizing advanced graphic technology.

Considered acceptable are the wrist, the forearm, and the upper back. In layman’s terms:

The radius ulna: fine.
The radius anus: not fine.

Click This AOL Article For More Information, Like How It’s Not OK To Convey Kudos With A Hug, But It Is OK To Shake With One Hand While Placing Your Other Hand On The Recipient’s Ass Forearm.

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3 comments

1. 1
   on August 31st, 2006 at 10:55 am
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   Seems to complicated. I am going back to bumping chests in the office…


2. 2
   on August 31st, 2006 at 5:23 pm
   CrankMama said:

   Darn it! Just when I’d gotten used to the co-worker french kiss…


3. 3
   on March 8th, 2007 at 9:23 am
   Hayes said:

   That is great! We have been having issues with this old guy at work… He is in his 70s, and has a thing for touching the guys butts as he walks behind them. I personally experienced him putting his hand that is OFF Limits back there. Management has been told numerous times, and their stance is that he’s an old guy, comes from a different time… It’s harmless. Whatever, either way you look at it, it’s not harmless even if I am gay!