May 17, 2007

We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Bossy For Jerry Falwell. In 100 Words.

Born in Lynchburg Virginia, heavy on the lynch. Insert snarky comment here about bootlegger father and atheist grandfather. Founded a (snide adjective) church, then a (irritated adjective) bible college. Reference incogitable support of racial segregation here. Called Dr. Martin Luther King’s effort The Civil Wrongs Movement. Took over the PTL Club (Tammy Faye mascara joke) and Heritage USA (lewd sexual reference to Jessica Hahn). Insert Christian morality stuff, the Faith Based Initiative, and also some Christian morality stuff here. Falwell’s 9/11 Quote: “The pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, the ACLU, and the People For the American Way helped this happen.” Ass.

Because You Always Knew Bossy Was One Of The Cool Kids.

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28 comments

1. 1
   on May 17th, 2007 at 8:53 am
   Jason said:

   AMEN, sister friend!


2. 2
   on May 17th, 2007 at 10:01 am
   amy said:

   ding dong the dick is dead the wicked dick…


3. 3
   on May 17th, 2007 at 10:09 am
   Erin said:

   Judgemental as#wipe…good riddance!


4. 4
   on May 17th, 2007 at 10:38 am
   Domestic Goddess said:

   It may sound evil, but I am not sad about it. He gives Christians, men and conservatives a bad name… Although they don’t need much help.


5. 5
   on May 17th, 2007 at 10:38 am
   Get-off said:

   Oh what a #hame Erin’# “#” key malfunction# too. It make# it #o fru#trating to type great Falwell-de#cribing word# like cock#ucker and #hithead, or my new favorite Je#u#fuck#hit!


6. 6
   on May 17th, 2007 at 10:48 am
   moi said:

   Lawd a mercy, how did I not hear about this? My evil monkeys must be drinking on the job again . . . either that, or I just have too much Prince Harry on the brain.

   Thankfully, Bossy’s on the job and with it at ALL TIMES.


7. 7
   on May 17th, 2007 at 11:10 am
   BOSSY said:

   Bossy’s husband wishes Bossy’s ‘#’ key would malfunction. The one inside her #ucking brain, that is.


8. 8
   on May 17th, 2007 at 11:10 am
   smokeyJoe said:

   i heard on npr last weekend…

   “when a jerry falwell dies, a fairy gets his earrings. it’s a wonderful life!”

   i had to snort.


9. 9
   on May 17th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
   orangeblossoms said:

   I’m not feelin’ any sorrow either…. sad state of things….


10. 10
    on May 17th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Brando said:

    In a crowded televangelist field, he always managed to separate himself as the biggest as#hole.


11. 11
    on May 17th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    Adorable Girlfriend said:

    What no mention of the Jews too, by name, for 9/11? And how exactly are my eight abortions to blame?

    AG will make no comments about the dead…


12. 12
    on May 17th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Farty said:

    Jerry who? No, really, never heard of the #ucker till today, when I saw a comment on Apos’s blog referencing him.

    Only the good die young.


13. 13
    on May 17th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    Les~ said:

    I actually breathed a sigh of relief when I heard this news. Ahhhh well…so it must be, so it is!


14. 14
    on May 17th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    dregina said:

    I can’t help but think he must be so disappointed right now……………


15. 15
    on May 17th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    lady macleod said:

    LOL Don’t you just really wish we knew exactly “where” or when he is right now, and if he is surprised?


16. 16
    on May 17th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Pete Dunn said:

    I’m waiting to hear why Pat Robertson thinks God hates him enough to kill have killed him.


17. 17
    on May 17th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    Name (required) said:

    Yeah, he’s the one who oozes hate. Sure. I can remove that plank for a nominal fee.


18. 18
    on May 18th, 2007 at 5:27 am
    Mr. Fabulous said:

    You miss him, don’t you?


19. 19
    on May 18th, 2007 at 9:11 am
    Jodi said:

    A friend of mine mentioned that perhaps, as a joke, god and Peter might send Jerry to gay heaven.

    Then again, I don’t really know who god and Peter are, but I know a good eulogy when I read one.


20. 20
    on May 18th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    Meghan said:

    It was very kind of you to cut out the third tier of his triple chin.


21. 21
    on May 18th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    Melissa said:

    Your post reminded me of Madlibs!


22. 22
    on May 20th, 2007 at 5:22 am
    Nocturnal said:

    At least the fuck knows his biblE was fiction.


23. 23
    on May 20th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    Rony said:

    The world has to be a better place without that judgmental piece of crap.

    Rony


24. 24
    on May 21st, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    lildb said:

    I’m glad he’s dead.

    yep.


25. 25
    on May 22nd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Suburban Kamikaze said:

    Concerned Women of America’s Matt Barber:
    Falwell’s detractors “don’t hate Jerry Falwell as a person. They hate God.”

    People like that are taking all the skill out of parody.


26. 26
    on May 22nd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Criquette said:

    At least Jerry will be able to talk trash with his new flame-mates: Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao and other haters. Yep, they can have all kinds of rants and raves going on and on and on and on….


27. 27
    on May 23rd, 2007 at 11:04 am
    The Great Getzby said:

    In my mind, Jerry Falwell is in the deepest circle of Hell … in which he has to dress up as Tinky Winky every day of his life.


28. 28
    on May 23rd, 2007 at 11:04 am
    The Great Getzby said:

    In my mind, Jerry Falwell is in the deepest circle of Hell … in which he has to dress up as Tinky Winky every day for eternity.