Welcome to Tuesday, the fourth of December A month full of cheer with so much to remember But worry not friends, there’s no need to curse Just refer to this list of To-Do things in verse The first thing you’ll need is liquor on hand To deal with people who drop by unplanned Stock vodka,…
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Dr Seuss Does Thanksgiving
Etruscans were Italians before there was Rome And they started a custom with a chicken’s Wishbone It’s the furcula bone between the neck and the breast A slight V-shaped thing, most of you could attest But did you know Etruscans thought fowls were prophetic? Because hens predict eggs with a squawk—how pathetic And so these…
If There Were No Birthdays. A Poem From Dr. Seuss’ Lost Archives
If there were no birthdays (Wouldn’t this be true?) There’d be no silly ages to measure me from you And if there were no birthdays There’d be no birthday cake We’d still eat sweets, without a thought, to which day they were baked And if there were no birthdays There’d be no birthday bash So…