Mar 31, 2006
ADVICE OF THE DAY – Stand tall and let your boobies fill with air if you got ‘em.
It has come to my attention that 128.19 people check this blog every day. I thought that was kind of neat until I began worrying over you, the .19 person. You know who you are. Obviously you have a small commitment issue. You are only meeting nineteen-hundredth of a percent of your full potential. That is why the rest of us have gathered here – 128 of us to be specific – for your intervention. Stop whimpering like a shelter dog, it’s because we love you. We don’t want to see you shadowing around for one more second. Not even point 19th of a second. We want you to take control. Without control we lean on luck and fate, and sometimes they drop you flat like those two sniggering people you avoid during hippy trust exercises. Instead, attack life. Assert opinions, punch sharks in the nose, commit. Be present in your life, or, you know, at least on this blog.
