May 10, 2007

It’s Day Fifteen – Do You Know Where Your Pimple Is?

Answer: Right where you left it. Bossy wonders if there’s a Guinness world record for Oldest Living Pimple.

There’s a World Record For Everything Else Including Largest Simultaneous Stretch.

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15 comments

1. 1
   on May 10th, 2007 at 9:46 am
   magpie said:

   I dunno. Maybe it’s not a pimple. Maybe it’s an alien incubating under the skin of your forehead, planning to hatch on Memorial Day.


2. 2
   on May 10th, 2007 at 10:19 am
   metalmom said:

   Oldest living pimple?? I call that my husband. ba dum dum ching!


3. 3
   on May 10th, 2007 at 10:34 am
   Jen M. said:

   Geeze, it has been a while, huh. Tea trea oil? Eye drops (they make the red go away, even w/ pimples, in case you haven’t tried it).


4. 4
   on May 10th, 2007 at 11:54 am
   orangeblossoms said:

   I love that you put a science and technology tag on this entry.

   Just so you know, the pimple has’t in any way changed my crush on Bossy’s Blog. ‘Cause it’s not shallow like that…


5. 5
   on May 10th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
   Oh, The Joys said:

   Howdy, Horn.

   I thought of you in D.C. because I had one sprouting sideways outta my nose.


6. 6
   on May 10th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
   Meghan said:

   You mean… you actually listen to your dermatologist and *don’t* pick?

   Kudos, Madam Bossy.

   I give mine a week, and then it’s death by fingernail.


7. 7
   on May 10th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
   Krissie said:

   I don’t think I’ve ever had one that survived a day… How do you do that?


8. 8
   on May 10th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
   Criquette said:

   Unless you’re really wanting to break the pimple record, you might try putting a dab of deodorant on the offender – makes them dry up and slink off into wherever zits go to die. Or, you could just leave it and enjoy having everyone mistake you for a teenager!


9. 9
   on May 10th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
   girlplease said:

   I think we’re symbiotic. I have one in the same place.

   Solution?

   Pop that fucker and put neosporin or peroxide on it.

   Bye bye, zit-o-the-century


10. 10
    on May 11th, 2007 at 3:07 am
    tongue in cheek said:

    Oldest living pimple?
    No way!
    I swear my name should be in that book.


11. 11
    on May 11th, 2007 at 11:24 am
    Y said:

    Have I ever told you how much I hate the word Pimple? AAHHHHHHH.

    (But not as much as I hate the word Nipple.)


12. 12
    on May 12th, 2007 at 6:04 am
    slouching mom said:

    i’m still getting pimples at almost forty.

    what’s up with that?

    will there ever be a reprieve?


13. 13
    on May 13th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    Bains said:

    I had one on my forhead for about 7 years. Then right before my first marriage, it got “poppable” and turned out to be a piece of windshield glass from a car wreck I’d been in.

    What’s in your pimple?
    


14. 14
    on May 14th, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Erin said:

    I got bangs cut to hide my offender. Now, what am I gonna do for the zits on my cheeks?????


15. 15
    on May 15th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    Melissa said:

    Wow, it’s still there! I had to reference the picture you posted from bowling night to doubble check. I would have squeezed that sucker 13 days ago1