I quit Dooce long ago….Bossy is my drug of choice now….Bossy gives lots of love…. and frankly Bossy is far more creative than the navel gazing Heather!
Bossy is the anti-Dooce. It reminds me of college when I tried to get the cool kids to like me and then realized that I could get more love from the kids at the misfit table with all the pretty colors and open comments on their blog. Or something like that.
You have OUT DONE yourself!! I sit humbly at your feet. I love XTC. And Imovies. And adorable women with adorable great danes. Add this to the Bossy Shrine of Goodness!!
Hahaha – I was just searching the Dooce website earlier to figure out how to respond to her posts. WTF!?! Heather says if you write her hate email, she reserves the right to post it on her blog. If your video love doesn’t work, try I HATE YOU!
I love me some Dooce.
But I have to admit I also love me some Bossy. And since Bossy lives in the same state (county, school district, whatever) I kinda have to go with her. There’s enough room in my heart for all y’all, though.
But I also want a Dane very badly. Maybe she thinks you are stalking her? Or the Mormons got to her again?
Bossy, I totally heart you. No worries, I don’t think Dooce emails anyone very often. Course, I got one once and I’ve saved it, so I’m not sure what that makes me.
You are so talented, and buff! I could hardly get past your biceps in some of the pics.
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on September 19th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Les~ said:
Awesome! I used to read “the other one” daily, but now it’s just occasionally on the weekend. You, on the other hand? I read EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. without fail! If you don’t post, I’m sad!
She’s really not all that and a bag of chips. But, you are!
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on September 19th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
C'tina said:
…I was just thinking today, “What if someday my 5 1/2 year old son meets Leta….”, and “oh, isn’t it odd that people will know who Leta Armstrong is as she grows up….”.
Yes yes Bossy’s arms are great, as well as everything else they’re attached to…but do you have the inside of your nostrils derma planed? or was that photoshopped?
Why can’t we all just get along? I love both of you. For those around since back in the day when dooce had open comments, it often ended up being a clusterfuck (can I say that on here?). She is a lovely and talented lady, just like our Bossy.
I clicked over here from PunditMoms sight – after seeing your lovely face all around the blogosphere, and feeling an immediate kinship with you over the comments blogher gals made about how tall you are (tall ladies unite!) but somehow I resisted clicking to your site until now. Very funny. And I have to say I don’t get why Dooce gets all the love. She’s interesting to read, sure, but so are oh so, so, so many other bloggers who don’t get the same adoration and ad revenue. Whatever. You are a hoot. Thanks for the smile today.
Maybe Dooce is just being overwhelmed by houseguests who forced her to spend FOUR hours in a Wal-Mart (of ALL places in the world) and just can’t quite get to her email even though she really wants to. Oh. Yeah. That’s me. But I’m sure she’s just really busy – ‘cuz who wouldn’t love you?!
Sheesh, people, stop being such haters. I love Bossy, I want to have her love child, so we can run off and gay marry each other. But I love Dooce too, why must we pick sides. Why must we be so cruel? Women being mean to other women. I want a blogosphere of love and understanding. Empathy. Is that so wrong?
Bossy! Now a video tribute to yourself? I would get that. You sell yourself short, woman. I think Dooce is a good writer, just like lots of other blogs out there. She happened to win the blogging lottery and me thinks she’s on something of a pedestal.
Sigh.
Is the blogosphere really Sweet Valley High? If it is, I guess I’m with the band geeks. But then I hear great things about band camp.
Next you’ll have to do that John Cusak one… stand outside her house holding a big ass tape player boom box thingy.
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on September 19th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
anaon said:
its funny – I have noticed that BOSSY seems to be appearing in the comments section of a lot of high-profile bloggers all of a sudden, and also linking to them.
Its as if BOSSY went to some blogger seminar that told her how to increase traffic by leeching off more popular bloggers?
Oh my goodness….that is some good stuff there girl!!!!!!
(BTW – I love when people like the person who commented above me writes shit like that and has no balls to put their name to it!)
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on September 19th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
me said:
ANAON, what difference does it make? Blogging is work and if you are able to drive traffic by what you call “leeching” then so be it… Please don’t act so above it all!
Ah…all the uproar about a comment section, funny to me, cause my reader(s) never leave comments…
BUT, you did Bossy, you left me a comment and you made my day. I feel like the new kid at school, and the popular guy (ya, I know you’re a girl ) said “hi” to me.
Bossy, we would never treat you like a snowman over at Suburban Kamikaze, where due to our frequent use of gratuitous sexual innuendo we now have a small but cultishly devoted audience of daddy bloggers and the author’s best friends.
Did we not attempt to cook the entire contents of our refrigerators at your suggestion? (Okay, we did not, but we really, seriously considered it.)
I don’t want to get in the middle of it. I got my own problems.
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on September 20th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
martha said:
I am sure Dooce is thinking, “Ummm, this is exactly why I don’t allow comments on my blog.” What’s it with all the picking of sides? There are sides? When did this line of thinking start? Around 89 comments ago? Weird. I love Bossy too, but she and Dooce aren’t in the fighting ring. Just running along beside each other in a field of Daisies. Bossy just wants her some love is all.
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on September 20th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
non anon a na na said:
Bossy just creeped me out and made me sad all at the same time. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.
Bossy is a fine foxy mama all the way live like none other. If not then, you know, we got to set up the female mud wrestling pen. Yeah, get these babes on it. I got the beer (not for 103 comments) but I got some beer. We need to call a Bossy / Dooce mud thing for keeps. Otherwise, I’ll be hunkering down preparing for this next hurricane that might knock us into next week. Remember, Katrina passed directly over my house and killed my tractor and barn. I miss my tractor. It was old, smelly and did what I wanted. This new John Deere has too many buttons and switches. Shit, it ain’t the same. I even look all wrong in green and yellow. It ain’t who you are, it’s how you look.
hahahahhahahahaha. fantastic! so i’m not the only dooce stalker? that’s at least how she makes me feel when she never returns an email. boo hoo. and i even live in the same valley as her!
Okay, ANOAN really pissed me off. I’m sending her an invite to the assholery!
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on September 21st, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Alyce said:
Why so much hate, ladies? One of the best parts of being a person of intelligence is the ability to hold two conflicting ideas in your head (and heart) at the same time.
There’s enough love for Heather and Bossy.
Also, if I ran a blog with millions of unique hits a month, I would not want every troll and their mother to leave me a comment. No to mention the bandwidth required to host such a thing. A logistical nightmare. Besides, many of us have read her very funny posts with some of the emails she gets. Her responses are often riotous. But I am always surprised at how deeply personal and offensive the emails themselves are.
People in the blogosphere give themselves permission to be meaner in email and comments than they would ever dare IRL.
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on September 21st, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Colleen said:
Bossy! This is hilarious! My favorite part is Bella with the pill holder on her head. Great song too!
You are my BOSSY.
My only BOSSY.
You make me happy, when skies are gray.
You’ll never know, BOSSY
How much I love you (and your dog).
Please don’t take my BOSSY away.
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on September 24th, 2007 at 12:24 am
jennifer moorehead said:
You are 150% funnier, cuter, and nicer than dooce. I have a totally-straight-non-stalkerish-girl crush on you.
lol Brilliant! Be careful Dooce might come over and kiss your cheek and since you are so cold from her abandonment her kiss might stick on your cheek and she will stay fixated as we are to you! Of course you warm our hearts and funny bones!
i thought this was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen here (although, originally you won me over with the broccoli bugs…yeah, i’m relatively new to these parts) and i totally don’t get why some people don’t get it.
it’s scary how many people there are out there who are eager to spread hostility.
Bossy just crossed a line. A hilarious, hilarious, line.
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on September 24th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
missris said:
ris likes dooce but loves bossy. and bossy’s son is way hotter than dooce’s, uh, oh wait dooce doesn’t have a hot son, or the awesome comedic timing that seems to come so naturally to bossy. love it!
Okay – the pill box on the dog’s snout nearly did me in. That’s an homage if I ever saw one, Ms. G.
And part of me expected to scroll down this page and see, “I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this is my comment.” It would have been a tender moment indeed.
(i’ve rocking out to xtc these past few days. must be channeling bossy. your art directorial quality is higher than mine. concepts, too. eh. now i need to make a video professing my love for bossy? fine. done.)
Well, damn! I wish I had watch this when you first posted it. I’ve been so busy that I’ve been lazy with my reading. Nice job using something from English Settlement.
Lurker here-I’m with you Bossy. I was intrigued by this “dooce” you all speak of, and a while ago, tried to see what the hype is all about. I read and read…and nothing. Just never did it for me. I just don’t get what her big deal is. Seriously-there are much more taleneted folk out there (yourself included!)
I’ve been reading dooce for (GOD) almost 5 years now…. and have yet to receive a response to any of my emails. Not that I blame her… I’m just a blah person in a sea of hate mail…. but I feel your pain. Really, I do.
What’s the song?
OMG!!!
Hilarious … if the Devine Ms Dooce (Dude, lol .. got it) doesn’t acknowledge Bossy after this homage, I boycott her, Chuck, Jon, and Princess Leta!
I don’t recognize the song … an original? Your husband?
Bossy’s Dane is as equally talented as Chuck …. can we see some spaghetti though?
BOSSY. Is. HILARIOUS! I hope she gets her some Dooce today … if this don’t do it, nothing will!
Snowman, by XTC. Awesome song. Awesome post.
Any blog that won’t even accept comments isn’t a blog. It’s just a pile of shit.
Email me, G. I’ll reply!
Any blog that won’t even accept comments isn’t a blog. It’s just a pile of shit.
Email me, G. I’ll reply!
How about some Megan love? Mooce?
I got all ya need. Love BOSSY. Every day.
Very clever! Keep us posted on the Dooce love, good luck!
I quit Dooce long ago….Bossy is my drug of choice now….Bossy gives lots of love…. and frankly Bossy is far more creative than the navel gazing Heather!
P.S. Also I suspect Bossy is much smarter….and smart is HOT… but smart, funny AND creative? Now that’s smokin’ hot!
God, you kill me. Hilarious!!!! (I added the extra explanation points just for Dooce’s sake)
Bossy is the anti-Dooce. It reminds me of college when I tried to get the cool kids to like me and then realized that I could get more love from the kids at the misfit table with all the pretty colors and open comments on their blog. Or something like that.
I said college but I meant high school. That’s where all my social awkwardness manifested.
Brilliant.
What’s Dooce?
Bossy as performance artist. I am officially in love with you.
Bossy…multimedia star.
Is your relationship with Dooce like my relationship with you?
You know…
I love, love, love your blog and every post is like magic.
And yet… I hate, hate, hate myself (and by extension you) every time I read a post and think “WTF?!? Why didn’t I think of that?!?! Shit!”
… like that?
Dear Bossy,
You have OUT DONE yourself!! I sit humbly at your feet. I love XTC. And Imovies. And adorable women with adorable great danes. Add this to the Bossy Shrine of Goodness!!
Heart,
Evolving…
That does it. Could somebody please get Bossy (and Stella) a movie deal?
P.S. – Never trust a mormon. Even if she’s recovering. And makes a lot of money from her blog.
I’m thinking that Bossy needs her own dance craze. “Do The Hustle” could instead be “Do the Bossy”.
I don’t get no love from Dooce, either:(
That’s hilarious! Great song, too.
Beautiful! A tear jerker! Five stars! I must admit, you have become my favorite blogger most recently. Hurray BOSSY!
This was hilarious! Loved that you put that thing (medicine holder?) on your dog’s head. Hopefully, she’ll send you an email.
Bossy is SOOOO hilarious and talented. PunditMom loves Bossy. And talking about us in the third person!)
Verrrrry nice and well done. But look at it from the other side – can you spell ’stalking’?
(you’re funnier and prettier anyway)
Bossy is many many kinds of genius.
And we love you, even if Dooce doesn’t.
I LOVED Bossy’s trip with her son to see the pretty colleges..but I really LOVE Bossy’s homage to Dooce..I MUST download that song it is awesome.
I think I DIGG this video more since I took the time to DIGG it..when my computer hates DIGG…
Bossy has FUN! Heather not so much now that it’s a business.
Call me crazy, I’ve never gotten all the hype.
You, you I get. Most of the time.
XTC fan AND hot too! If you weren’t so damn bossy you’d be irresistible.
You mean after all that effort and creative energy and still…..
Best wishes
Wow – I can’t wait to see the Bossy Loves Dawn movie!
rotflmao
You’re too cool, woman. Dooce doesn’t know what she’s missing!
Damn, you’re awesome.
Wow from the comments there are lot’s of Dooce bashers. Relax people.
I like Dooce and your movie, is there a rated R version available?
well, this is darn funny. I can never seem to get anything to balance on either of my dog’s heads. Well done.
I just found you today…am already addicted. This is so fecking funny I can’t deal.
Ah, XTC. Love them. Great movie. I wonder if dooce has seen it yet? You’re the anti-dooce. And your dog is bigger and cuter than chuck.
Hahaha – I was just searching the Dooce website earlier to figure out how to respond to her posts. WTF!?! Heather says if you write her hate email, she reserves the right to post it on her blog. If your video love doesn’t work, try I HATE YOU!
I heart bossy.
Hmmm, I’ll check out dooce, but it’s gotta be pretty awesome to make it into my “massive coolness” folder on Bloglines, where BOSSY resides.
I heart you.
That was so NSFW. I was laughing my tits off.
I love me some Dooce.
But I have to admit I also love me some Bossy. And since Bossy lives in the same state (county, school district, whatever) I kinda have to go with her. There’s enough room in my heart for all y’all, though.
But I also want a Dane very badly. Maybe she thinks you are stalking her? Or the Mormons got to her again?
I like Dooce too, but I read you before her each day! Blogs should have a comment section, just my comment of course
Bossy, you are my favorite but I hate you a little too because you are so skinny and your arms don’t have any of that mommy jiggle.
Damn, XTC from waaaay back.
This post is kind of like you’re John Cusack standing under Dooce’s window with a great big boombox over your head. Great song!
I heart Bossy. She cracks me up every day.
I still heart her even with her impossibly skinny arms.
Bossy, I totally heart you. No worries, I don’t think Dooce emails anyone very often. Course, I got one once and I’ve saved it, so I’m not sure what that makes me.
Your dog is so much cuter.
You are so talented, and buff! I could hardly get past your biceps in some of the pics.
Awesome! I used to read “the other one” daily, but now it’s just occasionally on the weekend. You, on the other hand? I read EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. without fail! If you don’t post, I’m sad!
Love this and lovin’ you in Vegas!
Pffft – I only go see dooce when none of my regulars are performing – and then, mostly just for the links archive. Love your video!!
Bossy, she’s just not that into you…
Bossy, I like you. I really, really like you.
Bossy, you have the talents. And the skillz.
And yet, Dooce doesn’t pay the billz.
She’s really not all that and a bag of chips. But, you are!
…I was just thinking today, “What if someday my 5 1/2 year old son meets Leta….”, and “oh, isn’t it odd that people will know who Leta Armstrong is as she grows up….”.
Yes yes Bossy’s arms are great, as well as everything else they’re attached to…but do you have the inside of your nostrils derma planed? or was that photoshopped?
XTC? are they like OMD?
It’s official, I love your blog.
Why can’t we all just get along? I love both of you. For those around since back in the day when dooce had open comments, it often ended up being a clusterfuck (can I say that on here?). She is a lovely and talented lady, just like our Bossy.
xoxoxo
i can only hope that someday bossy will love me as much as she loves dooce…i’m just sayin…
now if you will excuse me, i need to go put on some pee free pants
Bossy, I think you are hilarious, and I like your Blog better than Dooce’s.
BTW, feel free to give ME some love…Im sorta new to blogging, and I have a poll on my site…but no readers to take it
(
Come take my poll!!
That’s sad! Fuck that stuck-up DOOCE bitch.
You are 100 times funnier that HER.
Bossy, You rocked out this post! I love reading you and Dooce. She needs to send you some love!
Bossy, that was amazing. You have the funniest blog on all of the Internets.
This is the creepiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Awwwwww…poor Bossy! Oh well. I love your blog!
Love it! Love Danes! Love XTC! Love PunditMom for sending me your way. You rock!
Erin
http://www.ExpectingExecutive.com
Wow. Does this make you a blog stalker? Or, am I a blog stalker, because I lurk a lot.
Hmmmmm.
Maybe therapy is in order?
Nah.
You’re in my Bloglines. Dooce isn’t. I’m just not that into her anymore.
I clicked over here from PunditMoms sight – after seeing your lovely face all around the blogosphere, and feeling an immediate kinship with you over the comments blogher gals made about how tall you are (tall ladies unite!) but somehow I resisted clicking to your site until now. Very funny. And I have to say I don’t get why Dooce gets all the love. She’s interesting to read, sure, but so are oh so, so, so many other bloggers who don’t get the same adoration and ad revenue. Whatever. You are a hoot. Thanks for the smile today.
Dooce should run for congress. She’d be a blogger vote shoe in.
Maybe Dooce is just being overwhelmed by houseguests who forced her to spend FOUR hours in a Wal-Mart (of ALL places in the world) and just can’t quite get to her email even though she really wants to. Oh. Yeah. That’s me. But I’m sure she’s just really busy – ‘cuz who wouldn’t love you?!
Love the video! Very creative.
Hope you get you some Dooce love
You and Heather BOTH have skinny arms, WTF?!
hm. Who is this Dooce of whom you speak?
vuboq totally lol’ed @Karen 1:04PM.
you inspired me to write a love letter…and you’ll never guess who it’s to!
Sheesh, people, stop being such haters. I love Bossy, I want to have her love child, so we can run off and gay marry each other. But I love Dooce too, why must we pick sides. Why must we be so cruel? Women being mean to other women. I want a blogosphere of love and understanding. Empathy. Is that so wrong?
xoxoxoxo
Bossy! Now a video tribute to yourself? I would get that. You sell yourself short, woman. I think Dooce is a good writer, just like lots of other blogs out there. She happened to win the blogging lottery and me thinks she’s on something of a pedestal.
Sigh.
Is the blogosphere really Sweet Valley High? If it is, I guess I’m with the band geeks. But then I hear great things about band camp.
Dooce? Meh.
Farty loves Bossy. Bossy allows comments.
I want there to be a follow-up video in which the two of you run across a field of daisies into each other’s arms.
Fer chrissake, am I not enough for you? You need Dooce love too? Jaysus Christ, fer chrissake.
I pink puffy heart you so much right now.
Hi.Lar.Ious.
you are freaking HILARIOUS. My god, woman. if this won’t work, i don’t know what the hell will.
Oh bossy… just too funny.
Were you just cracking up at yourself all day while putting together that video?
You crack me out.
I’m with Megan. BOSSY has all the love I need. And she’s never too cool for her peeps.
Peoples sweet people: Bossy has no hate in her heart for Dooce. Maybe jealousy. But in a totally good way, of course.
That is some tribute.
Next you’ll have to do that John Cusak one… stand outside her house holding a big ass tape player boom box thingy.
its funny – I have noticed that BOSSY seems to be appearing in the comments section of a lot of high-profile bloggers all of a sudden, and also linking to them.
Its as if BOSSY went to some blogger seminar that told her how to increase traffic by leeching off more popular bloggers?
Oh my goodness….that is some good stuff there girl!!!!!!
(BTW – I love when people like the person who commented above me writes shit like that and has no balls to put their name to it!)
ANAON, what difference does it make? Blogging is work and if you are able to drive traffic by what you call “leeching” then so be it… Please don’t act so above it all!
I think it’s been said before. But BOSSY rocks.
Isn’t a dooce a female cleansing product???
Dooce is slightly amusing, but Bossy is sublime.
Much love for you, Bossy.
Ah…all the uproar about a comment section, funny to me, cause my reader(s) never leave comments…
BUT, you did Bossy, you left me a comment and you made my day. I feel like the new kid at school, and the popular guy (ya, I know you’re a girl
) said “hi” to me.
thanks!
You. are. funny.
ANAON – Is linking to ‘high-profile bloggers’ invite only now?
I’m promoting your Dooce lovin’ campaign. Submitted to sk*rt and Stumble Upon, because, hell, what could it hurt?
I saw your link on sk*rt and had to check it out… loved the movie. You get 2 thumbs up!
Hey Anaon, Bossy has always appeared in peoples comments. It’s called being fun.
You kind of look alike, actually.
Gawd, that was great. And can I say you have awesome arms?! I preggers body is totally jealous over your svelte arms. Mama needs new arms.
And have you received any Dooce love yet?
I meant “My preggers body….” not “I preggers body..” as I am definitely not a pirate. Sorry!
sweetney is simultaneously troubled and amused.
don’t let it go bossy…persistence worked for Letterman…and now he and Oprah are just the best pals evah!
madame x sent bossy an email once, but madame x actually told bossy she didn’t need to respond.
but it would have been awesome if she did:)
Bossy, we would never treat you like a snowman over at Suburban Kamikaze, where due to our frequent use of gratuitous sexual innuendo we now have a small but cultishly devoted audience of daddy bloggers and the author’s best friends.
Did we not attempt to cook the entire contents of our refrigerators at your suggestion? (Okay, we did not, but we really, seriously considered it.)
All the best with your campaign,
SK
Okay – day two of the tribute. Did you get a letter? An e-mail? Did she make her own tribute? You can’t stir the pot like this and not let us know!
Hilarious.
Rest assured that you can always get yourself some Ms. Dub love.
I don’t want to get in the middle of it. I got my own problems.
I am sure Dooce is thinking, “Ummm, this is exactly why I don’t allow comments on my blog.” What’s it with all the picking of sides? There are sides? When did this line of thinking start? Around 89 comments ago? Weird. I love Bossy too, but she and Dooce aren’t in the fighting ring. Just running along beside each other in a field of Daisies. Bossy just wants her some love is all.
Bossy just creeped me out and made me sad all at the same time. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.
New to your blog, but that was hilar. It’ll keep me coming back.
Or maybe you just smell?
(That’s always what I think it is with me)
Finally on a computer that will run the movie!! Well worth the wait, I love it! XTC and Bossy rock!
Still, due my short stature and flabby bingo arms, I have to say you and dooce make me sick!
Funniest thing ever.
Bossy, I love you.
Can’t we just go back to the way we use to be?
Bossy is a fine foxy mama all the way live like none other. If not then, you know, we got to set up the female mud wrestling pen. Yeah, get these babes on it. I got the beer (not for 103 comments) but I got some beer. We need to call a Bossy / Dooce mud thing for keeps. Otherwise, I’ll be hunkering down preparing for this next hurricane that might knock us into next week. Remember, Katrina passed directly over my house and killed my tractor and barn. I miss my tractor. It was old, smelly and did what I wanted. This new John Deere has too many buttons and switches. Shit, it ain’t the same. I even look all wrong in green and yellow. It ain’t who you are, it’s how you look.
performance art indeed. at its finest.
hahahahhahahahaha. fantastic! so i’m not the only dooce stalker? that’s at least how she makes me feel when she never returns an email. boo hoo. and i even live in the same valley as her!
Okay Ms. Bossy … I had to delurk! This was hilarious! I love it!
I just wish that Dooce could find some love for you too … ha~
Tanya
You just want her because she’s so unavailable.
After this post, YOU are my new “dooce”. Loved this!
Too too funny Mizz Bossy! You rock the ear muffs!
I sent Dooce an e-mail about two years ago when I first discovered the bloggy world. I had no idea that she was like Oprah, but cooler.
Okay, ANOAN really pissed me off. I’m sending her an invite to the assholery!
Why so much hate, ladies? One of the best parts of being a person of intelligence is the ability to hold two conflicting ideas in your head (and heart) at the same time.
There’s enough love for Heather and Bossy.
Also, if I ran a blog with millions of unique hits a month, I would not want every troll and their mother to leave me a comment. No to mention the bandwidth required to host such a thing. A logistical nightmare. Besides, many of us have read her very funny posts with some of the emails she gets. Her responses are often riotous. But I am always surprised at how deeply personal and offensive the emails themselves are.
People in the blogosphere give themselves permission to be meaner in email and comments than they would ever dare IRL.
Bossy! This is hilarious! My favorite part is Bella with the pill holder on her head. Great song too!
I love love love that song.
I just can’t stop watching this clip. I LOVE IT!
Bossy?
You Rock!!
Oh My Stinkin’ Heck said this video was hysterical and she was not wrong.
I am adding you to my Bloglines and (alphabetically) you will be before Dooce.
If you want to stalk me, I’ll totally respond to every email and graciously accept your “stuff.”
For a while anyway. I am, after all, a dude.
Dear God, I hope that works.
You are my BOSSY.
My only BOSSY.
You make me happy, when skies are gray.
You’ll never know, BOSSY
How much I love you (and your dog).
Please don’t take my BOSSY away.
You are 150% funnier, cuter, and nicer than dooce. I have a totally-straight-non-stalkerish-girl crush on you.
lol Brilliant! Be careful Dooce might come over and kiss your cheek and since you are so cold from her abandonment her kiss might stick on your cheek and she will stay fixated as we are to you! Of course you warm our hearts and funny bones!
all the hatin’ makes me skeert (shivershakeshiver) to comment.
I’m with the “when did we pick sides?” crowd, and I hate to be with the crowd, but that’s where I am…
I heart both of y’all and hope you get some dude hearts swoon, I mean soon.
hilarious vid.great song.
i thought this was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen here (although, originally you won me over with the broccoli bugs…yeah, i’m relatively new to these parts) and i totally don’t get why some people don’t get it.
it’s scary how many people there are out there who are eager to spread hostility.
Bossy just crossed a line. A hilarious, hilarious, line.
ris likes dooce but loves bossy. and bossy’s son is way hotter than dooce’s, uh, oh wait dooce doesn’t have a hot son, or the awesome comedic timing that seems to come so naturally to bossy. love it!
Bossy is my Dooce.
Okay – the pill box on the dog’s snout nearly did me in. That’s an homage if I ever saw one, Ms. G.
And part of me expected to scroll down this page and see, “I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this is my comment.” It would have been a tender moment indeed.
Hahahaha! HILARIOUS, as always!
Delurking…How I love this! Yep, your technique did work for Letterman, so you never know.
I love me some Dooce, but you are the cats pajamas, Bossy!
Delurking…How I love this! Yep, your technique did work for Letterman, so you never know.
I love me some Dooce, but you are the cats pajamas, Bossy!
Delurking…How I love this! Yep, your technique did work for Letterman, so you never know.
I love me some Dooce, but you are the cats pajamas, Bossy!
what’s a dooce?
(i’ve rocking out to xtc these past few days. must be channeling bossy. your art directorial quality is higher than mine. concepts, too. eh. now i need to make a video professing my love for bossy? fine. done.)
I don’t know where that ANON gets off — Bossy has always left comments all over the blogosphere. And funny-ass comments, to boot!
Bossy doesn’t need to leech off “bigger” bloggers — she already is one, beyotch!
too funny!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The Chuck impersonation is priceless!!
Well, damn! I wish I had watch this when you first posted it. I’ve been so busy that I’ve been lazy with my reading. Nice job using something from English Settlement.
If I had the skillz I would make a “Sarah Loves Bossy” video.
But:
1) I don’t know how you did that.
2) I haven’t edited anything in years.
3) You never treat me like a snowman.
I’ve never read Dooce. I don’t really have any plans to do so.
I’m sure he/she/it(?) is just fantastic, but I’m not one for hype.
Sarah and her Goon Squad sent me over here. Hysterical!!!
Oh my good god. How did I miss this?
I weep with laughter.
this one takes the cake. you are too much!
You slay me, Bossy.
Sent by Sarah at SATGS. I enjoyed the video muchly.
Ahhh, Miss Chicky knows how to pick ‘em. Great post, great video.
I read my Bossy before I read my Dooce. So there.
you are brilliant, just wonderfully brilliant.
Absolutely hilarious! You crack me up!
If I had the skills and equipment and time and knowledge, I would totally make a video for you. But I don’t. So I will pretend. (Was it good for you?)
I was told this was going to be a Bossy and Dooce sex tape.
I feel jipped.
A Bossy Haiku — Because you are so awesome
A hot BlogWhore chick
Bossy can hold her liquor
And she’s funny too!
Dooce is cool. Dooce is fun. But I had to take her off my blogroll because, how much hype does one woman need?
I just discovered Bossy and am so much the better for it.
Inspired by your creativity.
we’re not worthy
Have no idea who dooce is but this f…ing rocked! Very unique.
Bossy is a dooce, for sure! If Bossy doesn’t think so, she needs to know it’s true b/c I said so. Who am I? I’m Secret Agent Mama, that’s who!
Dooce does not deserve you.
Lurker here-I’m with you Bossy. I was intrigued by this “dooce” you all speak of, and a while ago, tried to see what the hype is all about. I read and read…and nothing. Just never did it for me. I just don’t get what her big deal is. Seriously-there are much more taleneted folk out there (yourself included!)
just wanted to give you props for this.
I’ve been reading dooce for (GOD) almost 5 years now…. and have yet to receive a response to any of my emails. Not that I blame her… I’m just a blah person in a sea of hate mail…. but I feel your pain. Really, I do.
No need to dis Dooce! She’s got her own thing. She takes nice pictures.
But you’ve got your own thing, too, Bossy. Feggettiboutter. Plenty of fish in the sea.