Jan 10, 2008

A Ponderable.

If Bossy writes a column for Alpha Mom and no one is there to read it, is it even remotely funny?

Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Here.

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29 comments

1. 1
   on January 10th, 2008 at 9:54 am
   All Adither said:

   You know we’d follow you anywhere.


2. 2
   on January 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am
   HRH said:

   The answer is yes and I will come back for more laundry room porn.


3. 3
   on January 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am
   Susan said:

   Absolutely anywhere. A day without Bossy is a day without, hmmmm. Now what would be the best comparison? I do love starting my day with a bossy smile . . . or laugh. (And I want that laundry room before I die or get old enough to move to a place where they do the laundry for you.)


4. 4
   on January 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am
   Carrie said:

   Why is there no feed on that site. Never mind, your dumbest reader just figured it out!


5. 5
   on January 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
   corrie said:

   Laundry room porn? Exactly correct and count me in! (esp. since there is NO laundry!)


6. 6
   on January 10th, 2008 at 10:53 am
   Junebug said:

   Momentum, baby. You got it.


7. 7
   on January 10th, 2008 at 10:58 am
   Little Miss Sunshine State said:

   Way more than remotely.
   All that laundry room porn wouldn’t even FIT in my laundry room which is just a wall in my pantry closet.
   If your writing gets any more prolific I’ll have to set my alarm 15 minutes earlier in the crack of dawn.


8. 8
   on January 10th, 2008 at 11:10 am
   Ree said:

   It’s freakin’ hilarious.


9. 9
   on January 10th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
   The Domestic Goddess said:

   I read it last week!


10. 10
    on January 10th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Renee said:

    Bossy, I will follow you ANYWHERE, but I’m forgetful! Put a permenant link on your side bar to Alpha Mom, and I will remember… like Amalah has on The Advice Smackdown.


11. 11
    on January 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    Foolery said:

    I’m just gonna move in since I spend so much time here, okay? Where should I stow my crap?


12. 12
    on January 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    andrea said:

    Of course! It’s always funneh. I just forget sometimes. It happens.


13. 13
    on January 10th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Grandma J said:

    I want that laundry room with those towels and other stuff neatly folded.
    I’ve started making all my important purchasing decisions based on Bossy’s recommendations.


14. 14
    on January 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    Raz said:

    Yes, funny
    And I yearn for that laundry room, and I’m way too young to think that.


15. 15
    on January 10th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Caroline said:

    Too funny. Have just added a bookmark, right under the one for THIS one, which is at the very very tippy-top of my BLOGS folder. Over Amalah. Over Miss Doxie. Over Dad Gone Mad and Finslippy and Pioneer Woman and Jennsylvania and Shelton’s New Wet/Dry. Over DOOCE!!! Such is the depth and breadth of mah Bossy lurrrrve.


16. 16
    on January 10th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    Michael said:

    I’m going with “yes”.


17. 17
    on January 10th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Biddy said:

    i LOVE the laundry room porn…

    oh, and here is bossy an even cheaper pocketbook

    http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/WorldsCheapestCarArrivesTomorrow.aspx


18. 18
    on January 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    Hydes Like Us said:

    Oh baby. That’s a sweeet little ‘laundry room’ you’ve got there.

    Hydes


19. 19
    on January 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Y said:

    I love Isabel so very much. She was smart to hire you to write for her.

    Congratulations!


20. 20
    on January 10th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    zenmomma said:

    My dear, you are always funny. Don’t you know that by now? Geez.


21. 21
    on January 10th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Mr Farty said:

    Farty was distracted by the story about the bad dog, then kind of forgot after that. Sorry.


22. 22
    on January 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Mama DB said:

    Oh, so going out and purchasing the Winter Momentum Pants. Sex-y


23. 23
    on January 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    Yes, of course it is.

    The real ponderable here is if that tree falls and Bossy doesn’t hear it, who will explain the elections to us?


24. 24
    on January 10th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    amy said:

    yr becoming as important as my daily Starbucks Sumatra cuppa
    I have to get into alphamom…
    Did that Dooce ever give you any love?


25. 25
    on January 10th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    anastasia beaverhausen said:

    Yes, I would follow you, because even though I’m not really certain what constitutes an Alpha Mom or how it is decided who is and who isn’t? I’ve read enough here that I figure you’d be funny no matter where you were.


26. 26
    on January 11th, 2008 at 12:57 am
    nancypants said:

    Whoa. Like that is deeper than the ocean. I have to sit and ponder that one. ((((ponder ponder ponder))))

    Thanks for the heads up Bossypants. :^D


27. 27
    on January 11th, 2008 at 1:45 am
    supertiff said:

    i’m almost positive that it’s still funny.


28. 28
    on January 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
    Strizz said:

    it could be, but only if a bear shits on it.


29. 29
    on January 11th, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Hotdog said:

    i was wondering how long it takes you to surf through thousands of weird crap to find the specific weird crap you were looking for that’s weird enough crap to write about. ha ha.