Feb 29, 2008
Quantum Leap Year Day.
Welcome to fake March 1st. Bossy hopes you’re wearing your comfortable shoes, because she’d like to take you on a little walking tour of her brand new March blog features.
First up is this new button, which you will find nestled toward the top of the left-hand column:
There are only 25 small insignificant days remaining until Bossy embarks on her Excellent Road Trip, and yet there are so many large substantial things left to accomplish. So every day—including the weekends—Bossy is going to document whatever it is she’s doing to get ready for her trip, and she’s going to stick that photo and description in that there spot.
Oh go ahead and look at the sneak preview. You know you have no time for this silliness want to.
Please note that Bossy’s Family Tree is still located in the left-hand column—it’s just been bumped farther down. Further. Farther. Final answer.
Next up is this new rather tall drink of water, which you will find located halfway down the right-hand column:
By pressing that linked button, you will have access to all of the Road Trip details at a glance—including the Link Farm, the itinerary, Bossy’s Excellent Sponsors, the Road Trip videos, the Pushpin Map, and the growing list of Bossy’s panic attack medications.
Aren’t these new buttons a hoot?
Meanwhile Bossy is busy putting the finishing touches on her latest Road Trip video, which is just a fancy way of saying she’s still placing mascara-smeared phone calls to potential sponsors while flicking the light on and off as Madame Butterfly plays on a distant turntable.
You didn’t say you were bringing panic attack meds! I’m super excited now.
I love the new buttons…..and I am so excited only there are inly 25 days left till the Excellent Road Trio begins!
What if you get to your destinations and think that, well, we’re all a bunch of freaks?
Those comfortable shoes appear to be on a corpse. Bossy, don’t kill yourself planning this thing. At least, not until after you’ve visited me.
New buttons ALWAYS make a blog feel fresh and new! And please don’t worry,because we ALL are a bunch of freaks.
Sweet!
*SHIVER* Fatal attraction, huh?
But what we REALLY want to know is: where EXACTLY are the stops on the Road Trip? Because we want to see you in person. And also, we need to vacuum under the bed in the spare room if the stop includes our house, and that vacuuming will take a WHILE, so we need some advance notice.
Of course I’d understand if Chicago wasn’t on your central route of places to see. Wait a minute. No I wouldn’t! WTF – Chicago is smack in the middle of the country on a highway that probably passes very close to your own house! But whatever! I’ll try to be understanding (it’s gonna take lots of work!). One can only hope and dream Chicago makes your list of places to visit. All of us here are eagerly awaiting your itinerary! (Can you tell I’ve already played around with them there new buttons of yours?!)
Oh, no! It’s high school all over again. soNOTcool is so NOT on the map.
I am Sooo excited that the countdown has begun. I am wondering how Bossy is going to consolidate her visits. As for Bossy’s visit to the Greater Raleigh Area (aka, the Triangle), let me know what you want to do, in terms of getting the folks here together. I’ve lived here forever, so I might know of some good mutually accessible places to meet.
PS. I am brushing up my martini skills already, and perusing the stores for unique olives – but no pressure. Bossy is like the wind – one cannot tie her down – especially with millions of fans waiting to see her. Though I’m sure she would like me the best – I’m just sayin…!
maybe i’ll quit my job, sell a kidney and use the money to go with you…
I just watched the youtube announcement. Bossy should make movies. Bossy is very talented.
25 days! Good Lord, I hope my living situation will be stable enough to host you when you swing by!
ST LOUIS is in the center of the United States..well actually Steeleville, MO..which you can see if we go on a float trip..which would have to be in the summer. Looking forward to the official map!!
I was going to ask where the sponsors were.
And also, how the FUCK do you get those??!
Well, I don’t have a blog, I just play with some on the Internet. Does that mean I won’t be on the list? I will understand….really. But, if I am on the list, please, please, please let me know ASAP as I too have to vacuum and dust, and sweep, and mop…oh, yeah knock down all those cobwebs and wash some sheets.
Maybe we could just have drinks? You know, to wash down those anti-anxiety meds you will be supplying to half of America.
oh bossy. i wish i could come help you organize. if i was rich, i’d come be your assitant. your co-pilot. i could be your very own ON-STAR-STELLA.
wouldn’t that be great?
instead you’ll have to settle for a nice comfy 2,000 dollar plush euro pillow top cashmere mattress, 300 thread count sheets, and a VERY STRONG GIN AND TONIC waiting for you to wash down your MEDS when you arrive at chez moi.
i got your back sister.
stella
Since Bossy has her to-do list, I will commence making mine. Number 1 will be figure out pay pal so I can make a donation. This weekend.
You have much better hair than Glenn Close. The red is starting to grow on me. Have you heard from Steve Jobs yet?
Oh Bossy – I don’t know WHY you’d need meds for this trip. You’ll be FINE. The whole lot of us are normal, sane people. We blog, for Pete’s sake! What more normal, sane group of people could you find? Right guys? Guys?
That last paragraph is just sheer Bossy Genius, plain and simple.
Don’t stress yourself out trying to get this done:) And if you do I promise you that the lakes near my house will relax you when you get here:) LOL just had to throw that in there:)
Bo-o-s-s-s-y-y-y-y . . . oh Bo-o-s-s-s-y-y-y-y- . . . .
come to the land of Milk and Honey
AND OLIVES! HA! You won’t be able to resist! And really good beer and almonds and all kinds of growy stuff
but
OLIVES! For your martinis and your olive food group.
Bring your dish, the one from Moesha or whoever.
I don’t think she was wearing a bra in that scene.
I assume you are coming to Dallas, since you are stalking me?
BTW, if you need a place to stay, let me know. I have a house with a guest room. You can shower. But only once.
The more buttons the better. Of course, my husband tends to disagree with that philosophy ;0)
The road is a great place to be. Enjoy!
OK, where’s the itinerary? We all want to know if we have to clean up.
Shite, Bossy, one more time, can’t you road trip on over to FRANCE?
BTW, you totally won an award on my blog. I’m blog stalking you and I don’t give a rat’s hiney, you’re my hero.
(I know, sad life, eh?)
I’m new to your blog and it’s my new favorite! I have blog envy (see for yourself-I blogged about it on my blog). I’ll be back!
I think it’s ‘further’.
I can’t wait. Will you be providing hair and makeup service for your bloggy visitees?
I like the buttons, they’re real purty. So you’ll be swinging by Colorado right? I mean it is a beautiful state, even with all the dam snow.
Your hair is way better!
Can’t wait til you get here!
I am so excited to meet you in person! You will definitely like San Francisco best.
Also, hybrids ROCK! Just don’t try to go up hill too fast.