Oct 6, 2011

Bossy’s Excuse In Pictures

Dear Internet, please excuse

for her sporadic writing

but lately Bossy has been

You see, recently a friend called Bossy on the cell phone Bossy doesn’t answer,

And Bossy knows this friend

And so this friend — not the original friend but the original friend’s friend — called Bossy and said to Bossy

And the reason this friend said he was drowning is because his company has been very busy lately, and somehow this friend got it in his head that Bossy could help.

And so every day that’s more like three days, Bossy gets up and drives to work.

And once at work, Bossy

But don’t worry. Bossy isn’t going to make this her full time job. She’s only going to work occasionally.

Nope, for the most part, give or take those glorious handful of days when Bossy will earn more than her usual bus fare to Hades, Bossy will remain right here.

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17 comments

1. 1
   on October 7th, 2011 at 12:23 am
   Jami said:

   Is that last picture one of you in your work uniform? Are you working as a flight attendant?


2. 2
   on October 7th, 2011 at 7:09 am
   Gail K. said:

   I have been sucked into the vortex that is Bossy’s icy blue stare.

   “Yes, mistress. I will work for you and give you all of my wages. All dollar-three-eighty that I made (before taxes) is yours. Wine, yes, I will bring the wine to calm us down after a hard day at work.”


3. 3
   on October 7th, 2011 at 7:27 am
   BB said:

   Congrats on the income Bossy. I miss my wage. I hearted it so… hope it all goes swimmingly and doesn;’t get TOO much in the way of one’s blogging.
   Priorities Bossy.
   PRIORITIES.
   
   BB


4. 4
   on October 7th, 2011 at 8:43 am
   Little Miss Sunshine State said:

   Bossy said job and LMSS got the heebie-jeebies. I’m “working” at making retirement my permanent gig.

   Now you have put that “Chain Gang” song in my head.


5. 5
   on October 7th, 2011 at 9:37 am
   Craftwhack said:

   Hi Bossy. It’s just a really fine thing that you are working some, but not so much that you won’t be here for us, because we need you. Plus, your friend has a really cute haircut. The girl, not the boy who is drowning.


6. 6
   on October 7th, 2011 at 10:54 am
   p.j. said:

   I hope the traffic allows you to get home in time to watch the baseball game tonight, which should be your TOP priority.
   May the best team win. Go Cards Go!
   Take care, p.j. in STL


7. 7
   on October 7th, 2011 at 11:57 am
   melissa said:

   you’re funny! oh and congrats on the job! and the commute, it gives you time to catch up on all the latest music and celebrity gossip.


8. 8
   on October 7th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
   KathyB said:

   Happy that Bossy has answered the bat phone. Sorry for the commute. Any reasonable options other than driving? Bossy’s friend’s friend could send a heicopter for you or something


9. 9
   on October 7th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
   Jenn @ Juggling Life said:

   Go, Bossy!


10. 10
    on October 7th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    rory said:

    Careful with that working stuff.
    You don’t wanna get carried away.
    Bossy, you crack me up.


11. 11
    on October 8th, 2011 at 8:20 am
    Momo Fali said:

    We’re going to have so much fun in Hades! Bring marshmallows.


12. 12
    on October 8th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Lipstick and Playdates said:

    You know those Alaskan pipeline jobs pay good money and there’s lot of men….and alcohol in the that state, so……


13. 13
    on October 10th, 2011 at 7:51 am
    bossy'sfriend'sfriend said:

    Bossy’s friend’s friend keeps offering the helicopter but Bossy always says no.


14. 14
    on October 10th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    joeinvegas said:

    Yea!!!!!


15. 15
    on October 11th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Her Ace in the Hole said:

    Whew. I felt strangely relieved once I came to the calendar illustration.


16. 16
    on October 13th, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    Rebecca said:

    *giggle* *snerk*


17. 17
    on October 14th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Allegra said:

    I thought Bossy wanted to work, so she could afford a nice new apartment and move on in her life?? Working good, even if I would miss a daily blog update.