Feb 14, 2013

February 14th Alternatives For The Lovelorn

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Oh good, it’s Valentine’s Day again, because you know how much the Undivorced enjoy celebrating the holidays of romance.

Except the truth is Bossy never saw the appeal. While it’s true Valentine’s Day affords a chocolate-eating opportunity, it’s also the day we celebrate Cupid’s arrow through the heart and — is it Bossy — that’s just ow.

Bossy never understood why Valentine’s Day gained in popularity given all of the other widely-known events worthy of celebration that took place on February 14th. Shall we?

  1. Happy Apple Parer Patent Day!
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  3. Happy Oregon admitted as the 33rd State Day!
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  5. Happy Emperor Leopold Chases Jews out of Vienna Day!
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  7. Happy U.S. Congress Begins Using Voting Machines Day!
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  9. Happy Victor Fleming replaces George Cukor as Director of Gone With the Wind Day!
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  11. Happy Sugar Ray Robinson defeats Jake Lamotta Day!
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  13. Happy Anniversary of Jackie Kenenedy’s Televised White House Tour Day!
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  15. Happy Aretha Franklin Records Respect Day!
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  17. Happy First Micro On A Chip Patented By Texas Instruments Day!
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    and finally

  19. Happy Jerry Garcia Weds Deborah Koons Day!

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Click here for Bossy’s post from yesterday about City Hall and penises.

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