Apr 6, 2008
We Interrupt This Excellent Road Trip For An Apology And Some Catching Up.
Bossy just took this photo through the window of a Scottsdale Starbucks. It depicts the first few moments of a relationship—a refined blond woman tends to her Husky while flirting with a biker who is reclined in his café chair.
A few moments before Bossy snapped this photo, the girl reached into her handbag and pulled out her daily organizer, and she passed it to the guy who wrote something in the space provided. A few moments after the photo was taken the girl climbed into her pristine white Jeep, and the guy stormed into the Starbucks, which lead Bossy to believe he was coming in to murder her because she was sneaking photos through the plate glass window. But he was only using the restroom. Paranoid much? Then he jumped on his motorcycle and sped away.
Bossy is in the Starbucks because her friend Wendy does not have Wi-Fi, which makes her different from the majority of her hosts exactly not at all. There’s this odd thing about being on a thirty-five day Road Trip: you can’t take your family room and its Wi-Fi with you. Which means Bossy spends her days writing funny and interesting blog posts! While in the car! Without a computer handy. Or internet connection.
This makes posting a little tricky, as you can imagine, with all of Bossy’s funny and interesting blog posts trapped in her cerebellum. If Bossy could attach her cerebellum to a modem or maybe even a router, she promises that you wouldn’t be zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
So that was the apology. Sorry—did you miss it? Bossy apologizes for her limited online time and zzzzzzzzz posts.
Next: Bossy wants to introduce you to the cutest nose on the internet:
It belongs to her—she was just one of the amazingly funny Arizona folks who gathered with Bossy last night to split three fried green beans and a tablespoon of salsa. She was also there, and her, and the amazing her. Also in attendance was him and him and Bossy’s new boyfriend Buckaroo.
Tomorrow early morning Bossy hits the road again, this time to drive to San Diego. Wish Bossy luck as she slips under SUVs.
Thanks for the absolutely wonderful evening. We all had a great time. Bossy is even more fabulous in person than on her blog… if that’s even possible!
Not only that, but Bossy is becoming (even more) famous: http://mashable.com/2008/04/06/bossy-road-trip/
Further proof that blog people are the best people. At what point does Saturn just give you a ten-speed bike? (The ultimate hybrid.)
You mean *GASP* There are nice people in Arizona, too? You’ve met nice people everywhere you’ve gone so far? And I thought the only nice people were here in Philly (HAHAHAHAHA!!!).
We sure do miss you ’round these parts, but it sounds like you are having the trip of a lifetime. I’m loving the convertible. You look good in it!
Bossy –
That convertible looks good on you.
Fried green beans? Who knew?!
Have fun & enjoy the ride!
S t e p h e r
Saturn? See that last photo? Bossy is way cooler/better than Vanna.
And anyone looking for Cowboy Josh? I fear he may now be relegated to the trunk.
That CAR! Bossy appears as the Coolest Blogger in the Blogosphere. Bossy must implore the People to give her the car for all time.
Had a great time last night! Perhaps this going out and meeting new people thing might just have some merit. And very impressed with Bossy’s arm length to fit us all in and catch my semi-good side!
Happy trails!
Alright. I’m buying a Saturn. And moving west.
DO YOU HEAR THAT SATURN PUKES AND WEST-COAST REAL-ESTATE LAND SHARKS?!?!? BOSSY MADE YOU A SALE!! THANK HER!! LOUDER!!!!!!
Who are these people with no wifi? You shoulda come to New Hampshire!
WHOO HOO!! Bossy is looking good. You also look like you got more than 1 1/2 hours consecutive sleep.
I totally recognized that nose.
Not only do we have sun, margaritas, and other assorted delights awaiting you in San Diego, we have WiFi!
Bossy, So nice to meet you last night! I wish I could have stayed longer; it sounds like you all had a blast. Good luck with the rest of your trip!
Soak in that sun while you can, BOSSY. You’ll be heading north soon.
AKK! If BOSSY will be in San Diego tomorrow, that means the BAY AREA is coming soon and I still can’t find MEET UP DETAILS anywhere on BOSSY’S SITE! Does anyone have some details? Anyone?
Bossy, if you ever find yourself in Chicago, I can help assemble quite a fun get together. Though I’m sure it won’t be nearly as fun as this was.
HUBBA-HUBBA
What a cool Vue! You look good in it. California here you come!
Shut UP!
Gah. Is it weird that I am alone in my office and blushing?
You are a really, really, neat woman, Georgia. And will Wendy share her email address with me so that I can set her up when she’s ready to date again? How about it, Wendy?
O, Bossy, when will you let someone take your pictures for you?
VUBOQ is SO jealous that you got to meet Scott-o-Rama and Buckaroo…
Is Sleeping Bag Friend riding in the passenger seat? Is he safely buckled in?
i totally have wifi for you. but i cannot find my housemate john cusack anywhere. i will keep looking.
That is one HOT car! And you look good in it too, btw. I had a Saturn wagon years ago. Not cool at all. They’ve come a long way.
I love spying on people too!
Cool car!
it’s so prettttty!
i wonder if that handy onstar would let you dictate blog posts to them? i mean, if they’ll make you dinner reservations, surely they’ll do a blog post for you
You’re coming to my neck of the woods. You’ll love it here, especially since the weather is pleasant right now. Enjoy!
Dallas had Wi-Fi. You could have just stayed here.
But then you wouldn’t have gotten to trade for that car. Or gone to my hometown…San Diego.
Never mind. You made the right choice.
No offense to Bossy’s lovely hosts, but why is Bossy always the most gorgeous one in the picture?! Dang, she’s a hottie. As a tribal member of the lesbianese resistance army, let me just point out that Saturn has done very well in the dyke market (long story) and would do well to consider hiring Bossy long-term as a model.
Thanks for the up date, and happy trails in your lil’ saturn, do stay out from under those semi’s and suv’s!!
You’ll fit right in, in sunny S. Cal…
Hope to find out when you’ll be trekking thru SLC,UT. would be a blast to be amongst your gathering….
Ooh, the weather is perfect here in Southern CA right now for a convertible! Well, actually, San Diego’s weather is ALWAYS perfect.
You look hot in the car, btw. NO pulling out your daily organizer at any Starbucks now, you hear?
(Why did that sound so dirty?)
The lady in the immaculate white Jeep is probably a congressman’s wife and you just outed her, trading numbers with bikers, ha ha.
Bossy, come lounge by the pool at my place…we have wifi for ya!
You are almost here! Yee HA!
Um, that car is rad. You are so very much rocking this road trip.
It sucked that we couldn’t make it. I’m so sorry I missed you guys! WAAAAAH.
Hope to see you going outside of US, it’s will be a pleasure to take the road with you in Algeria is a amazing country good trip.
Bravo.
http://regliz.blogspot.com/
Oh no! Where is Sleeping Bag???
The weather better shape up in Indy or you may never be my friend again.
wow-wee!! super-cool ride you have there, bossy!!!!
you could never bore me, sweetie!!!
That CAR is sooo hot. And apology accepted. But don’t let it happen again.
Well, Ha! Because I DO know what Scott-o-Rama and my boyfriend, er your boyfriend, er SCOTT’S boyfriend looks like. But I wish I could have seen the uncensored picture anyway.
And I hope to meet them in person some day as well.
But Ed’s a cutie.
Hey – convertable in the warm weather states! How many miles at 70 before you put the top up?
I’m so sad that I wasn’t there. Next time you come to visit Wendy, let me know, I’ll try to get up there!
Bossy’s rise and shine at the crack of dawn routine doesn’t work on the west coast.
Can’t wait to see your tootsies in the blue pacific.
Nice car!
Well, that is one bad-ass vehicle you’re driving, Bossy. You make that car look sweet. Hold on to those sunglasses!
Can you just see Stella sitting next to you??
There’s a restaurant near us where the bar is packed with divorcees hitting on each other. It’s HY-sterical to go there and people-watch.
Perfect timing for the SKY. It’s so cute who cares if you have to Fedex Sleeping Bag Friend.
Please help! I can’t find any info on where bossy is meeting up when she visits Idaho. I’d like to try and join them but don’t know where! Can anyone tell me when and where to find her when she comes through here?
Ahhhhhhhggghhhh!
I missed out on the bossy-licious party! It KILLED ME!
But I did have prior engagements – http://www.bodaciousgirl.com/mysketchbook/2008/04/missing-bossy.html – which kept me away.
Come back soon Bossy – ya’hear?