Oct 31, 2006
Play A Parlor Game With Bossy!
It’s time to play Bossy’s favorite game and yours – Where the Feck’s the Rodent?
This is Bossy’s back porch.
And this is the hole that was chewed in the door to Bossy’s back porch.
And this is the towel on Bossy’s back porch that Bossy’s husband defended was plenty to dissuade vermin from crawling through the large un-insulated crack that leads from the frosty porch into the warm crumby house.
Not to mention the foolproof mousetrap that Bossy’s husband defended was plenty to catch any potential pests.
Which is why you’re as shocked as Bossy to learn that Bossy’s husband walked out on the back porch last night and spied a brown furry thing going through Bossy’s pumpkin seed trash. A scramble ensued and the rodent chased ass and then disappeared. Bossy’s defensive husband alternately described this brown furry thing as being 3 inches long and 17 inches long.
“I’m 99% sure it went back outside,” defended Bossy’s husband.
Understanding that hidden in that 1% differential is Divorce Court,
Can you help Bossy find the missing mouse, coypu, beaver, capybara, chinchilla, chipmunk, gerbil, gopher, groundhog, guinea pig, hamster, jerboa, lemming, marmot, mole, muskrat, prairie dog, rat, shrew, squirrel, dormouse, vole, woodchuck, porcupine, paca, viscacha, or woodchuck?
hmmm… you forgot racoon in your list, they love garbage.
Bossy, rodents are no fun. I only have advice for inside rodents and that’s to call a professional and have any holes patched.
I hope this won’t ruin your halloween.
I should lend you one of my cats.
hopefully it wasnt a chupacabra..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra