Oct 19, 2007
Play A Parlor Game With Bossy!
Can you guess which is Dr. Christiane Northrup—Oprah regular and author of The Wisdom of Menopause
Hint: one of them said, “You’re in labor with yourself,” and the other said, “My husband thinks he’s compromising if we have one cook instead of three.”
It hardly matters.
I wouldn’t take advice from either of them.
Oh wait! I thought one of them was Jenny Mc Carthy (in twenty years when her face goes south with the boob job and all the plastic melts).
Both frigehten me now.
That truly is uncanny. And wow, what a sacrifice – one chef instead of three. And here I was guilty I paid someone to come and clean the top layer of dust on my house.
Have you seen Madonna with this haircut? She looks like a drag-queen. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
My husband thinks we’re compromising if we have one dinner instead of three.
I kid.
Damn if celebrities don’t start melding into one another. Just this morning I was at menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com, and I swore Wes Anderson could double as Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock. And if you stuck a wig on Michael Moore, he just might pass as Betty Friedan.
Ellen Barkin was totally hot in ‘The Big Easy’.
Ellen Barkin is #2!
And someone should stage an intervention with her about those lips. Did they get there 10 minutes before she did?
Some plastic surgery = fine
The point where you look like your wax model at Madame Tussaud’s = bad
I cheated. I google searched.
1 cook instead of 3, huh????
One should be so lucky!
The one that life has made bitter is Ellen Barkin.
Ellen should inject some of that extra collagen in her lips into her neck.
Have they perfected the neck lift yet? If so, I’d like to get on the waiting list for about 8 years from now – maybe sooner.
How much wisdom can menopause have?
Ellen Barkin is #2.
Beverly
Yikes, Ellen looks more than a bit like Alan Rickman. Imagine her with a black, greasy bob…
Do Hollywood types NEED cooks? That would imply that they actually EAT.
Dr.Northrup is the happy one!
Did anyone hear about what David Letterman said recently about Ellen Barkin?? LOL! When Leona Helmsley died she left everything to her beloved pooch Trouble. Well, Letterman said now “Trouble’s engaged to be married to Ellen Barkin!” I was dying, heaped over from LOL so much!
My husband is lucky if I cook anything beyond macaroni and cheese. I’m the best trophy wife ever.
Oh, that was too easy, Bossy. But their uber-blondeness scares me.
3 cooks?! really?! sheesh!
oh, and biddysworld is allll about the boss lady today!
And which one has carpeting to match the drapes?
in my opinion-both are worthless.
i’m sitting here, eating CHEERIOS for breakfast, lunch AND dinner and that biotch has to ’sacrifice’ two cooks? Puhlease.
If I’m in labor with myself, Dr. Crissy Barkin’s going to get her ass sued for not giving me my epidural in time.
Wow. Ellen needs to start wearing turtle necks.
Ellen had best lighten up on the eye makeup, because she’s in danger of morphing into Tammy Faye.
Ha. I know the answer to this one because I planted my ass on the sofa (Tuesday?) and watched Oprah.
I can tell you which one needs to lay off the tanning booth….
Just one cook? Oh my, what a tragedy! Cos we normal people have like, dozens of them at the very least? I pity rich stars, really!
I watched Oprah yesterday. She kinda scared me.
My goodness me! Just one cook?
I think Ah’m gettin’ the vapors….
Geez louise, what do you do with 3 cooks? One for breakfast, one for lunch, one for dinner? Wouldn’t you need a snack one, too????
Wow, and they say Hollywood is out of touch with reality. Can you believe that? Ooh, wait until the staff gets a load of this! Barbie! Ken! Dora! We may have to let two of you go…
The thought of being in labour with myself is t.e.r.r.i.f.y.i.n.g.
Also, how does one come out of oneself?
It’s all nonsense, I tell you!
Dear Ellen,
Clutch Cargo called, he’d like his lips back.
Oh Ellen, so much like a handbag. Shades of Ivana, too.
I know, I know!!
But only because menopause had me so freaked that I bought The Book – “Menopause – Trip or Journey?” (or something like that). And there was a picture on the back.
So I know. But I’m not telling. Because I can’t find my battery-operated tiny fan and everyone Has To Pay.
1 is that crazy doctor…Oprah needs better judgment sometimes!
Blond #1 scares me slightly less than Blond #2, but I bet Richard Fish would dig Blond #2’s wattle.
The doctor has had quite a makeover! I must say, I kinda like her. But did you get a load of O’s set that day? Creamy, flowy, beigey, and pillowy. I got hot flashes just looking at it.
PS: I had an a-ha moment after I posted. Did you watch when the set matched Jessica Seinfeld’s pink plaid cookbook? Well, for the doctor, the set was blonde to match the hair!
We can do her one better – we have a cook, maid and sex slave wrapped into one. Her name is “mommy.”
i prefer four cooks, myself. and a surrogate.
‘Parlor’ games are my favorite type of game after ‘drinking’ and ‘boudoir’ games.
Doesn’t “actress” imply she’s still performing in something? That is being watched by anyone?
How eerie that they look so alike!!!
I always thought you have a twin somewhere in the world.
I saw the Oprah last week with the good doctor. So she’s had some work done – I thought some of what she said was really interesting. AND I recently read that Ellen denies having had any plastic surgery. Snort!
SOme times I wonder what makes these woman want to look like plastic pod people?
I’ve met Dr. Northrup. She’s an ass. A plastic ass, but an ass.
I, too, have made the acquaintance of the good doctor. In fact, she was the first person to cradle my spongy little head.
My mother says she was the very best OBGYN anyone could ask for, and she wished with all her heart for Dr. Northrup during her second labor.
Oh my, what a lot of snarky comments!