Dec 3, 2007
Bossy Loves Cusack. The Movie.
Bossy. Bringing Stalking back.
Don’t Miss Bossy’s Husband On Inside The Actors Studio tonight.
Bossy. Bringing Stalking back.
Don’t Miss Bossy’s Husband On Inside The Actors Studio tonight.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, that’s good.
I thought you meant your REAL HUSBAND. And then I was all, “Oh yeah. She’s a stalker.” And realized you were talking about John.
Wait, I’m gonna channel the gossip sites for a moment:
FIRST! FIRST! I’M FIRST! HAHAHAHA!
Oh, Bossy – you are hysterical! I really needed that this morning – it helped me recover from the fury that was directed at me when my 10 year old discovered that I had accidentally run some of his Pokemon cards through the washing machine. Thanks for the laugh, but keep your (and Stella’s) paws off MY husband.
Perhaps my husband George (Clooney) and I could meet you guys for a drink.
Were those VHS tapes? VHS? Sigh.
I love the way he looks at you. *le sigh*
Amazing. I love it. I only wish I had the time to stalk as creatively as you do….
Note to self: send Bossy list of psychotherapists used in the past.
BOSSY is a nut job. Love will do that to you. MAKE you Crazy! Bossy!! IT’s OK!! Even if you guys break up you’ll get a nice settlement. BUT FIRST!! Make sure you spawn a couple of children from him–it will make the settlement sooo much sweeter.
I’m going to watch the show tonight, and KNOW he is thinking about you! WIll you be in the wings? Will we get a gratuitous candid shot of you?
After the show I’ll try not to be jealous as I know you will be celebrating in his arms. OH YOU Lucky GAL!
oh Bossy…I am sure THIS will convince John to come Philly and ravish you. Your talents are so sexy…well,that.. and your hair.
You are so money, my friend.
Hilarious as usually Bossy.
I love when you get stalkerish.
Oh, Bossy, what a lucky, lucky girl you are. He even loves your dog. You can’t say that about a lot of guys!!
Why are you so awesome?
wow, even the dog loves him!
That John is one lucky guy.
Brilliant!
Sing with me,
“She’s bringin’ stalker back!”
delurking to say:
that was brilliant!
The dog shot was the funniest.
I must ask you to cease and desist the stalking of my husband. John and I were just laughing that you didn’t even SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT on the youtube website. Why?
Because you’re not his wife, that’s why.
We’re going to go have sex now. Over and over and over. I’ll send you the VHS tape of it.
How could he possibly resist you? Or your beautiful puppy?
OK. You are the master. But you can do better (than him), definitely! Even with 229 day old hair.
Now you’ve got me trying to balance stuff on our dog’s head. Is there a more productive way to spend the morning? Sadly, it’s a no-go: I think her skull’s too bumpy.
Huh. That’s funny. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t know he’s my husband either.
He’s also on Tavis Smiley tonight and a couple of other shows over the next week.
Ah, young love.
From one Photoshopper to another…Well done!
Can you do one of me and Matthew McConaughey?
OMG – that’s fabulous! I used to live in the same neighborhood where they filmed High Fidelity. I remember spending hours in my living room window watching them film on the street outside. It was A W E S O M E. Come to Chicago and I’ll give you the High Fidelity tour!
It’s always a good day when Bossy makes a movie…girl, you look mahhvaallouss.
YOu are so good! Loved it!!
You are so cool! I love this.
I need one of those with Clive Owen for dark stormy lonely nights.
Nicely done, Bossy. Do you want me to convert those to DVD for you? Then, they will last forever. Just like my life with MY husband, John Cusack.
Very well done.. inspiring! Thanks for the laughs.
it’s just not fair. you’re brilliant AND you’re married to john cusack. sigh.
ps: that’s a fantastic idea about the hats. i’ve been pretending no one can notice the 4 inches of roots i’m currently sporting, but i think your method may be a touch better.
That is so damn good! So good, in fact that I may just get me a big dog, change my religion (to whatever yours is), and move to Philly.
Uhhh, what is John doing when he’s standing behind you in the picture. Naughty…
I want to join you in said stalking but I know how territorial Bossy gets with her man…
As usual, your video posts are brilliant. Good work on this one too.
But what does the guy you are living with now have to say about this topic?
What a hoot! Your dog must have a really flat head. Or did you use a staple gun?
Heelarious!!!!
OK, OK. I have been moved to de-lurk by the sheer, beautiful lunacy of your movie. Let lovin’ start, indeed.
Photoshop + BOSSY = Taking Stalking to the Logical Next Level
I was stalking him before you, I swear!! But, I will bow out, b/c really, who could ever compete with that?! He is awesome, but you totally rock, Bossy!
Entertaining. If this doesn’t bring him running… Well, at least maybe you can get love from dooce?
Yah ha ha ha!!! Dude! That was awesome. “High Fidelity” indeed…
Isn’t ‘your husband’ dreamy?
Also I love your dog sacrificing its head for the sake of your obsession- ahem- I mean, art.
Thanks for making my Monday a bit brighter!
The funniest thing I’ve seen in days!!!
You’re adorable together!
It’s been about 229 days since my last haircut, too but I don’t look as cute as Bossy in hats *pouts*
Ok that was too funny. I love him too and that is one of my favorite old school songs!
Bossy you are ingenious! I loved it-can you do one w/me & husband George Clooney too?! All that talk about him not ever getting married is a publicity stunt and I have the ring to prove it.
Oy, I totally needed that today. Thank you.
Not only are you BOSSY, but you are also NUTS (meant in only the nicest way)! That was hilarious.
Bossy’s huband that lives in her house and fathered her children is gonna FREAK when John comes knocking on the door wanting to wine and dine Bossy!!
I love how much you “sound” like Ileen.
Your instinct that all friends of Ileen would want to see this was correct. She is most certainly laughing her butt off just as you describe her. Hugs to sweet J for me, K?
He was so grabbing your boob in one of those. He’s diiirrrty.
And I’m jealous.
Dude – dooce SO missed out on having you as a BFF. She regrets it now.
For this we will place gifts at the Shrine Of Bossy…Doggie treats, hair salon coupons and all of Johns films on DVD…
The boob grab was awesome. You guys are so wrong as a couple that it’s right.
Also, until this moment I thought “warm my heart” was “want my car”.
Oh, you lucky, lucky girl; I spy a restraining order in your future!
Manic Mommy + Kevin Bacon TLA + 4-EVA
when its ‘meant to be’ like this you just know it…..I love when you stalk John.
Now I HAVE to get PhotoShop so I can do one of these with me and my husband Alec Baldwin.
Gotta love that. I want to do one of me and Eddie Vedder….sigh….
You PhotoShopped him in with your DOG.
Now THAT is commitment. I bow to your stalker-ness.
I totally thought that your rock and roll baby-daddy husband was going to be on the link. Because I am a little slow on the uptake, apparently.
You slay me, woman. And hands off my man. Bossy vs. PunditMom, best two of three?
Bossy,
I have mostly been avoiding the world of blogs since NBC/Universal decided I was Satan for speaking out about free content on the internet that huge conglomerates make money off of, and writers don’t.
And then the fight got bigger. Cut to me walking a picket line, and trust me Bossy, I don’t have the kind of footwear required for this, but there I am.
So only you and YOUR Grrl Genius could have sucked me into the blogsphere, and it was worth it!
If I see your husband on the picket line, I’ll be sure to tell him about all the cute dog tricks you are doing back home with your ye olde antique VHS tapes you inherited from Gramma.
You’re right, our mutual friend would have loved it.
So you’re the big-haired slut he left me for?!
But were you there for him for One Crazy Summer?!
Thank you just ever so much for not typing the “yeh-eh” part. I just hate super-literal transcriptions.
Loving the continued Bossy Helveticafest, and making appreciative donkey noises here at work with reckless abandon.
Yeh-eh Bossy!
Certifiably hilarious!
The shot of Stella and John made me laugh out loud!
Incredibly funny. I love it.
That was amazing. My heart is warmed. My tail is wagging. Fantastic.
But I thought I was BOSSY’s husband!
That was fab!
Bossy and John make a beautiful couple.
Hi Bossy!
Can you do one of those with me and Rue McClanahan?
Bwahahahahahahaha!
THAT WAS PRICELESS!
Too funny.
I just saw him in the martian kid movie. So, so good.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!! for making my day. I need me one of them stalker movies.
Ha!
Great job, Bossy. You’ve got the mad video skillz.
Well damn. I just had to look up the lyrics because I made the same mistake.
bwaahaaaahaa!
Great movie.
Hard to decide if it was better than the Dooce epic….
ah, what the what, they’re both masterpieces!!!!
Bossy, if ever you become famous you shall need an entourage. I am applying for the position of Guru of Bossy’s Skincare. You’ll need to look your best on the talk shows.
The Thompson twins???!!!??!!!
That brings back sweet, sweet memories…
I spit water all over my lap top when the picture of John and your dog came up. Cute couple.
You owe me 999.99.
Love the video, and apparently I have been singing lots of words of that song incorrectly lo these many years.
LOVE it. Love Cusack, love the song, love the stalking. You funny.
Bitch, stay away from my husband!
(That shot of John (my husband) and Stella just made me hoot).
Fer chrissake, did you know that one of my top five favorite movies of ALL TIME is Grosse Point Blank?
You are so my idol.
I want a video of me with my husband Adrian Grenier, m’kay?
“He just doesn’t know it. Yet.”
I. DIED.
As soon as I wipe up the gingerale I spit out when I saw the John/Dog pic I’m going to think of some background music to my stalker love note to my husband Jimmy Smits.
I need to take some celebrity stalking lessons from you.
oh, that was my favorite entry today!
Brilliant Bossy.
SA has those same feelings about Dana Delany, but is much less accompished with Photoshop. Oh, and far too lazy to be a stalker. That takes an amazing time commitment, I understand. In some future post I will add your video to amuse my handful of faithful that are unaware of the tour-de-force that is Bossy.
SA
Stella so wants your man. Bossy better watch her back.
Bossy! Love, love, love this – so do you know where the Thompson Twins got their name? This is weird geeky knowledge – let me place More fingerprints on the lenses of my bifocals.
HEY – this blog just made a name up for me. My “name” is not Strizz or Spazz or whatever it’s calling me.
Oh, never mind. that was someone else. sorry for calling you a spazz.
I watched your husband last night and I thought he was cool until he walked on stage and did that wierd theater geek thing where he pretended to wave his hat down in rolls to the audience. What was that about?
Dang, you’re gettin’ fancy with the photoshop these days! — er. What I MEAN is, you and John are SO HOT together. He even looks good with stella. John Cusack was not in my dream about you, but he should have been.
Your not only beautiful, you’re a feckin’ genius.
Bossy must have LOTS of extra time on her hands to take all those photos and doctor ‘em up and set the timing to the music JUST RIGHT – gives her plenty of time to think about her “Husband”. Heeee!!
Well done in a mildly-disturbing, “perhaps she really IS a stalker?” sort of way…
Bossy you’re Brill
Bossy? You’re crazy woman.
Stalkerish? That?
Not even. I bet John’s watching that right now, wishing he was with your d… you.
Bossy, I love you so. But I’m just a drop in the bucket, apparently.
Great video, even better tune.
You did a fabulous job on that video, but you can’t have John, I want him!
Thanks for the laugh this morning.
Did you see our bigamist husband on
GMA this morning? He acted like we don’t even exist.
Staying home ill, I saw your boyfriend on “the View” this morning, and I was dissapointed that he failed to mention Bossy.
SA
OMG, that was soo funny!
I love your husband. Jealous of the obvious love he has for you as well;)
Thanks for the laugh…I can’t remember the last time I heard that song!
Also, are you familiar with BusyDad? I scrolled your comments to see if he was here…didn’t see him. He actually got his butt kicked by John Cusack when he was younger…said they had the same kick boxing coach…funny story.
I’m way late for the party, kicking through the empties and smelling the stale cigarette smoke in the air. And that makes this thing even funnier. Ish. When are you going to get your own show? Wait. You already have one. Don’t listen to the babbling party-misser. I’ll never stay away so long again.