Apr 6, 2007
Bossy’s Two-City Spring Break College Tour Extravaganza: Part One.
This is the exact time Bossy’s alarm went off – in the dark – the morning of her family trip:
By the time they drove the three hours to D.C. it was already 5:15 in the morning! Bossy dropped her six-month-old son off at a random intersection and the last she saw of him he was wandering over to a University campus map.
While Bossy’s son checked out the college girls the advanced placement classes, Bossy and her husband and daughter saw many interesting places:
And things:
And people:
Bossy and her daughter even found time to try on some hats:
And next they observed exotic wildlife at the National Zoo:
As a matter of fact Bossy commends the National Zoo for their carefully conceived Natural Habitats which foster those things in danger of becoming extinct.
Bossy loved D.C. and D.C. loved Bossy back. And even though Bossy has gone 171 days without a haircut, she somehow even managed to look cute in D.C.
But Stay Tuned For Spring Break College Tour Part Two Where Bossy Dresses Like A Bag Lady And Eats Bad Marsala.
wow, bossy is one of those mythical mothers that actually take their children to visit colleges. Bossy is s good mom.
I hope that man didn’t murder you with his bag!
Bossy does DC! Indeed, she looks cute, although her hat is a little crooked.
I’d love to see Bossy do a whole Pooh Bear adventure series. He looks so happy swinging from the branches and mooning the white house.
You do have to look out for murderous old men in DC. They’re everywhere!
Ya’ll are so cute! Hope you had a good spring easter break holiday!
Oh, The Joys loves Bossy.
Is that man with a cane actually on a scooter?
Thank God I started A!FTETOOT (America! For The Ethical Treatment Of Old Tires) so many years ago. I knew it was my calling! Look what good I’ve done in the world! And Bossy got to experience it first hand.
Cute hat trick. At least your daughter would play along. *My* six month old son would’ve looked at me like I needed to be locked up in that zoo if I would’ve tried to get him to do that!
Funny post, Bossy. As usual.
Mr Farty likes Bossy’s wildlife photos.
I love the last pic of you and your daughter! Priceless!
And here I thought that Canada had the lock on ethical treatment of old tires, what with CAN-ETOOT and all. Humph.
That natural habitat looks little like my backyard. Perhaps I should start charging admission.
Those hats!!
I wished you lived in my neighborhood! A good laugh everyday is better than a fresh baguette!
Oh, man! That was funny!
Exotic wildlife!
The PC Patrol is gonna be out to get you now.
“You do have to look out for murderous old men in DC.”
I am NOT everywhere. I am usually hanging around the ABC Liquor Store or the Georgetown women’s locker room.
fish, I thought that was you! Get out of my spot!
BOSSY, I will happily show your six-month-old son all the bars that he should totally avoid, should he come to school here.
Hats??? I thought they were phalluses. Or is that phalli? And you mentioned Monica Lewinsky and didn’t even mention “blowjob”. Are you feeling okay?
Where’s Part Two, Boss?