Apr 16, 2007
How To Prepare For A Nor’easter.
Grab four of your best Grrrlfriends:
Drive a couple of hours to a coastal beach community where one of the Grrrlz has a childhood home. On the way buy salad stuff:
And some green tea:
Prepare a light Vegan supper and here is the recipe: shrimp, linguini, two sticks of butter, goat cheese, and one tub of raw chocolate chip cookie dough:
Retire into the living room for games.
Use your Wipeboard to answer simple questions such as, “What Is Your Interpretation of Life?”
And to answer other questions such as, “If An Xray Was Taken Of Your Inner Thoughts This Second What Would It Show?”
Entertain each other with your best Parlor tricks:
Change into your sexy negligees and play a nice board game while watching TV:
Theorize that one of the requirements for starring in Judgment At Nuremberg was being a raging alcoholic:
As midnight approaches, turn the channel in time for the local weather forecast:
Decide you can no longer ignore the fact that the entire coastline is evacuating around your game of Cranium:
So then make the beds, clean the fridge, wipe the surfaces, and pack the car in only thirteen minutes — because you’re not sure about Nor’easters but you do know that Grrrlz rock the house.
I’m afraid I’m developing a crush on Bossy’s blog– She’s just so funny! Besides, who catches still shots on teevee while still winning at Cranium in grampa’s PJs? (not even Crazy Aunt Purl). Bossy rocks.
Yeah, it’s God again.
Hum. I wonder if God is pissed that I keep posting in her name? Guess I’d better stop. Commandments and stuff. Maybe God *does* have a crush on bossy. Guess I should let her tell you herself.
LMAO. You are funny.
“Climb to safety, turn around, don’t drown” is such a classic, I can’t stand it!
You *do* get great shots. And you *are* funny, BOSSY!
Great post. Glad you didn’t drown!
Burt Lancaster!!!
I heart Bossy.
Why is there always so many references to food – or is it just me?
Cheers
Dear McEwen: There are always so many references to food because Bossy thinks about food twenty-three hours a day. Because that still leaves her one hour in which to plan on what she’ll be wearing the day John Cusack proposes. Hint: Gauchos may be involved.
Bossy is still enjoying herself down here in comments where it’s definitely warmer but she has only one question: Did somebody pee in the pool?
I peed from extreme jealousy.
Is that Sam Champion on the Tee Vee?
AG has a Sam Champion fact, for all you single gals. AG shall keep it to herself though since Bossy doesn’t want dirtee talk here.
Be safe! NJ is under a state of emergency and Marmoneck is under water. I’m worried about my house!
Snort! Don’t Drown! LOVE iiit.
Hilarious as always. And I imagine you would be awesome to play Cranium with.
I drink green tea too. Tremendous health benefits, antioxidants and all. Lots of it. While standing on the street corner. For some reason the cops make me drink it from a paper bag though…
I must admit, as an ignorant southern, I’m jealous of nor’eastern. I know that sounds stupid, but our major weather disasters are tornados and floods. Those don’t come with cuddling, food, and laughter. Many shear terror.
Oh man… I sooo want to do a Nor’easter with you! Too bad we don’t get many of them here in Phoenix.
You’re frickin’ hilarious!
Yes, Bossy. I know you wrote this almost six months ago but I’VE BEEN BUSY. Could you please let us know how you play this game (the one with the white boards). Manic Mommy desperately needs some girl time with her posse and it just looks like a blast.
Thank you.