Oct 10, 2007

Bossy’s Every Morning Routine.

clock

That is the precise moment Bossy’s alarm goes off every day. And this makes Bossy especially happy because at that exact time in the morning her bedroom looks like this:

room

First she stumbles into the adjacent bathroom and checks to make sure her face is still there:

eyebrow

And then she admires her sexy negligee:

nightie

Sadly it gets worse:

feet

And then Bossy falls down a flight of stairs and turns on a light in the living room:

light

Then she goes into the kitchen and turns on this:

water

When the tap becomes scalding hot she fills this:

chip

Bossy waits for the kinetic energy of the water molecules to accelerate the vibrations of the surrounding cup’s atoms. Then she applies a little New Math:

coffee-cream

Next Bossy commutes to work walks down a short hallway and notices the bathroom door ajar:

door

Finally Bossy enters the Family Room where her loyal deer dog enthusiastically jumps up to greet her:

dog

And then Bossy fires up her Heart Light:

computer

And there she peruses the BBC website People online while drinking her weight in Vanilla Nut Roast.

drink

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