Nov 14, 2007
How To Become A Hillary Clinton Plant.
Be born a fern or a begonia or an African violet or a college student attending Grinnell.
Read About How 19-year-old Muriel Gallo-Chasanoff Was Told By A Clinton Staffer Which Question To Ask At A Campaign Event. Meanwhile If Bossy Were There She Would Have Asked Does Bill Wear Boxers Or Briefs?
I’m sure that type of thing happens with every political event. It’s recockulous!
Yeah, I’ve heard this is a common practice among politicians, it’s just put in the lime light when they get busted.
Which reminds me, I really do need to water that shriveled brown potted thing in the corner . . .
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I am not a Pro-Hillary at all but I find it quite funny that she is being put into the spotlight on this…I am sure they all do it.
In the immortal words of my pal George: “he said ‘I dont know man, she kinda funny and all.’ I said “I know, everybody funny, now you funny too.”
No big deal, now Hillary funny too. Why stop the madness when there is so much room to jump on the bandwagon?
LOL!
Sorry your question is reserved for Monica.
African Violets are hearty, yo. I just had to kill mine by dumping it in the Yard Waste bin. (I didn’t like the person who gave it to me).
No, no, no, no, no.
The question is “Does Hillary wear boxers or briefs?”
Although, I’m betting on a pink chenille thong.
With a small bell on the crotch.
It’s a good thing it wasn’t an aloe plant. I kill those. Apparently you are supposed to take care of them by benign neglect. There is a such thing as too much water.
I’m pretty sure they plant people at ALL events. How else could the questions be so STOOPID?
I was once asked to be the person picked out of the crowd by the magician before the show.
magician = politician
I’d ask Hillary if she prefers baking cookies or tending to her plants.
Oh Bosssy, it wouldn’t surprise me if Bill just let the boys roam free in a laissez faire form of self government. As always, my first laugh of the day. Thanks.
PunditMom would like it if Bossy would moderate the next set of debates!Pundit
I would love it if someone did that to me. Then I would stand up and ask Hil how a lifelong Cubs fan suddenly becomes a (shudder) New York Yankees fan, and doesn’t she know that she probably lost a good portion of the Midwest on that bonehead move alone?
I’m guessing Bill goes alfresco. Much easier access.
I’m betting Bill is in a mesh banana hammock or he freeballs it…
i’m thinking he’s a briefs man. he just has that “i wear tighty whities” aura about him
Good one, Bossy! Way to stump her with a question she’s unlikely to know!
And then Hilary’s head would explode.
Which would be 17 kinds of awesome.
Before I even opened the post I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if the boxer/brief question was a plant too.”
I really can’t get that fired up about it. Shoot they all do it. Wasn’t it just FEMA that held an entire press conference made up of plants?
And while I’m not a Hillary supporter at this point, people have to be kidding themselves if they think she has enough time to actually involve herself with worrying about who is asking the questions. She just has bad staff.
i’m not surprised at all..these people don’t want a person with a brain or an independant thought..especially a college student, make their “person” look like an idiot!
Gee, I was ready to be all disturbed about this, but reading the comments, it’s actually a non-issue. I don’t like it, though, and I’ve been a Hillary supporter for a while now.
I attended Grinnell in the late-80’s. One of the coolest things my first year was having every one of the Democratic presidential candidates speak on campus. The events were pretty small and not very many townies attended. I always thought the questions were those of the questioner, not plants. But that was 20 years ago and I was pretty naive.
It always irritates me when the supposed “good guys” do stupid things and them justify those actions by saying, “but everyone does it.” Oh, that makes it right.
That said, I’m sure Bill goes commando.
If I were Hillary, I’d have Bill wearing a chastity belt!
I had no idea! Bossy’s blog is not only fun and hilarious, but it is also highly educational.
I always picture “Slick Willy” in a thong:)
I would like to be a begonia, if I could. Please.
This is great…Glad your out there bringing this issues to our attention.
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Oh, Lord. I am so moving to Canada.
Bill goes commando. (At least thats what I suspect.)
Yes, but is a Clinton plant poisonous to cats?
What would a Bill Clinton plant be? Marijuana?
Dammit. Bossy better be able to ask that question because, if not, I may be forced to scope out Bill for Visible Panty Lines (VPL) in order to figure it out on my own. I really do NOT want to do that. But if it is important to the American people, I will.
I would ask her if it was collagen or Botox or both.
I used to live in Grinnell, Iowa. I was a bartender at Duffy’s and helped many a college student get their buzz on.
Too bad she didn’t attend inebriated.
The college student, not Hillary. Of course that could be fun to watch!
to the question
The question is “Does Hillary wear boxers or briefs?”
depends ha ha ha