Dec 1, 2008

Dear Thanksgiving. By Debbie Downer.

The holiday officially began on Wednesday afternoon when Bossy’s son, who attends Columbia University, was collected from the bus station and deposited in front of Bossy’s house, where he enjoyed a tearful reunion with his kid sister:

reuniting-siblings

Bossy’s two children quickly got to work on their separate Thanksgiving projects. Bossy’s daughter disappeared into the spotless kitchen to prepare the homemade piecrusts necessary for two traditional pumpkin pies:

double-pie-crusts

Meanwhile Bossy’s son patiently waited his turn to use the kitchen, so he could prep the ingredients for his acclaimed raison bread stuffing with sweet fennel sausage and sage:

peeling-onion

With the majority of cooking out of the way, Bossy’s daughter invited her cousins over to prepare the name cards for the special Thanksgiving table:

lettering-namecards

And then all of the children retreated to the family room, where they enjoyed a captivating Oprah show about The Thriftiest Holiday Ever:

watching-oprah

The next morning, the household was up bright and early in order to continue the feast preparations.

Bossy’s daughter made the pie filling and poured it into her perfectly fitting shell:

pie-crusts

And then Bossy’s son reheated his stuffing prep ingredients and mixed everything together with his freshly chopped breadcrumbs and some orange marmalade and lemon rind:

mixing-stuffing

In a few hours the house was teeming with hungry and jovial friends and family. First the children settled around their special table:

kids-table

And then the sixteen adults situated themselves around the large extended table where they ate turkey and stuffing and cranberry relish and sweet potatoes and a dirty little secret while discussing politics and religion and the stunning things they can do with their double-jointed limbs:

adult-table

Here’s More Debbie Downer, If You’re So Inclined. Wah-wuh.

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