Mar 21, 2011

Boobgate

Last week Bossy posted a YouTube video of herself which was meant to serve as an audition tape for a reality TV show. This video caused quite the stir here on Bossy’s blog, where stir equals shaken, not stirred.

This hullabaloo was due to the fact that many readers on Bossy’s esteemed council accused Bossy of using her tank top to advance her television career.

Here Bossy explains and answers to the many concerns surrounding this misunderstanding known as Boobgate.

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92 comments

1. 1
   on March 21st, 2011 at 10:54 am
   carrie said:

   oh.my.gawd. you are hysterical.

   p.s. nice rack.


2. 2
   on March 21st, 2011 at 10:56 am
   April in CT said:

   Boobtacularly hilarious.


3. 3
   on March 21st, 2011 at 10:59 am
   km said:

   Applause !!!
   I was going to write well-handled but I’m scared of the puritans:)


4. 4
   on March 21st, 2011 at 11:01 am
   MetroDad said:

   Hahahaha….that’s why I love ya, G! Too funny. Next time you’re in NYC, bring the Amish outfit!


5. 5
   on March 21st, 2011 at 11:01 am
   Jessie said:

   Hee, hee!!!


6. 6
   on March 21st, 2011 at 11:01 am
   Jodi Anderson said:

   LOL!!


7. 7
   on March 21st, 2011 at 11:02 am
   MomZombie said:

   Who was the scary woman in the first scene?


8. 8
   on March 21st, 2011 at 11:05 am
   Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said:

   Crack me up!


9. 9
   on March 21st, 2011 at 11:05 am
   Redneck Mommy said:

   Well played woman. Well played. Way to jump start my Monday morning. Rawr.


10. 10
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Sarah said:

    I should get myself some tulips.


11. 11
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Tarable said:

    I want to be Bossy when I grow up.

    Or just have her boobs.


12. 12
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Blondie said:

    I love you so much.


13. 13
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:18 am
    vuboq said:

    Ha! Love it! *smooches*


14. 14
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Jill said:

    I just peed my pants. Love you Bossy.


15. 15
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:24 am
    backagain said:

    Hmm. Bossy, I was counting on you bring natural back to sexy. You’ve never before been afraid to show your wit, style, originality before – that’s what makes you fun to watch.
    The fake boobs surprised me. Your figure, smile, barely controlled hair style are great as is. Please don’t cow to the boobs are the only thing that matters mentality. YOU matter as you are and would be an improvement to the reality t.v. world.


16. 16
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Cat said:

    Oh, Bossy, you just made my Monday morning!


17. 17
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Nancy said:

    Bwahahah, now THIS is the video I hope the judges watch.
    ^5 Bossy


18. 18
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Zak said:

    I love you oh so much.

    This was just perfect!


19. 19
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Suzanne said:

    Love it Love it Love it! You’re hysterical woman!


20. 20
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Kate said:

    Oh Bossy, I love you! Hilarious!


21. 21
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Lori said:

    Touche Bossy! Bossy’s wit and fantastic humor trumps all, always. And if I ever have to go to court, I am so borrowing that blouse!


22. 22
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Lance said:

    I think it’s safe to say you’ve got BALLS too! Go girl.


23. 23
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Maureen said:

    Bossy rocks the vids.


24. 24
    on March 21st, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Meg at the Members Lounge said:

    BOSSY’s shower scene was brilliant!


25. 25
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Little Miss Sunshine State said:

    That School-Marm Barbie was scary.
    The rest of it cracked me up!


26. 26
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Lia said:

    Bossy you’re awesome! I totally love it!


27. 27
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Elsewhere said:

    Thàt’s the Bossy I know and love! I’m with you, Bossy!


28. 28
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Lori said:

    P.S. Bossy looks a little like Carol Kane in that first freeze frame. I was half expecting to hear, “Humperdinck, Humperdinck!”


29. 29
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    WebSavvyMom said:

    –>I Love BOSSY on the BOOB TUBE.


30. 30
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    WebSavvyMom said:

    –>BOOB TUBE (top?)


31. 31
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    foolery said:

    I needs ta get me summa them Magic Socks.

    Marvelous. I bows to your BOSSIness . . . a deep bow so you can look down my shirt.


32. 32
    on March 21st, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Teeny Tina said:

    Oh that will teach me not to put a Crest White Strip on while deciding to surf a few blogs! As if I could keep from LOLing after this post. OMG. Fabulous.


33. 33
    on March 21st, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Summer said:

    Bossy should go all out and have a wardrobe malfunction! Nothing like a good nip slip to garner some REAL attention.

    But seriously, it seems as though some would have it that just because you have generous boobage, you aren’t allowed to wear a beater, am I getting that right? At what cup size do we start policing clothing choices? I just want to know…


34. 34
    on March 21st, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Carroll said:

    Hahahahaaaaaa! Hey, I think someone had better check up on Commenter Gramps this morning — make sure he hasn’t expired from a heart attack in front of his computer, y’know?

    Well-played, Bossy!


35. 35
    on March 21st, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    foolery said:

    ha ha ha Carroll — I shall e-mail Gramps to find out if he requires oxygen.


36. 36
    on March 21st, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Ambry said:

    Well played indeed.


37. 37
    on March 21st, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Lynn @ Walking With Scissors said:

    Best. Video. Ever. The haters will never win!


38. 38
    on March 21st, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Sherri said:

    “Reality” TV:meh. Bossy vlogging:now that is funny and entertaining! May your aspirations find you (both in the sense of breathing and ambition)!


39. 39
    on March 21st, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Gramps said:

    I’m waiting for chapter 3. Hurry Bossy, I am still slack-jawed and a little drool is leaking out the side.

    May I say that it was the best use of socks I have ever seen!!!!!!


40. 40
    on March 21st, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Alexandra said:

    Dear God,

    Please give Bossy her own show.

    Amen.


41. 41
    on March 21st, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Deb said:

    Sorry, were you saying something? I was a little…ah…distracted.

    Can’t find a single reason why I would not watch a show featuring Bossy! Tivo the crap out of it, probably.


42. 42
    on March 21st, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    All Adither said:

    The tulips. OMG. Hilarious.


43. 43
    on March 21st, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Draa said:

    Bravo, Bossy, bravo.
    And, I mean the TV BRAVO~Andy Cohen should snatch you up and make a show about you!


44. 44
    on March 21st, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    jp said:

    In the 1st video I noticed the tulips in the background………..was wondering what you were gonna do with them……. then SURPRISE!
    Maybe you should ask your council for “Boob shots”, my arms aren’t as toned as yours but i can rock the hell out of a white unbuttoned shirt!


45. 45
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Amy said:

    I wonder if Gramps is my dad. Dad’s a fan of Bossy, and he has had heart problems in the past. Maybe I should call and check on him…

    He’s also single. Does Bossy want to relocate to Indiana? Bossy would be the awesomest stepmom ever!

    (The shirt was awesome, haters gonna hate.)


46. 46
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Backpacking Dad said:

    I….

    …

    Hi! Big fan!


47. 47
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Franca Bollo said:

    It’s the little kick at the end of Bossy’s bump and grind. Perfection.


48. 48
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    Amanda said:

    I’ll never forget your pancake boob comment.


49. 49
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Y said:

    You roll of the couch SO GOOD!


50. 50
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    Roxanna said:

    Ha ha ha…perfect!


51. 51
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said:

    *waves her mardi gras beads*


52. 52
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    mom101 said:

    You’re my heroes.


53. 53
    on March 21st, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Sherri said:

    Coffee just came out of my nose – ha ha ha snort!!!
    I need me some tulips…..
    Go get em Bossy!!!


54. 54
    on March 21st, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    Caroline said:

    I just fooking love this blog. I will be laughing for the rest of the week. Bossy, I hope you become a huge, huge star. You’ve got the chops, sugar.


55. 55
    on March 21st, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    kathy said:

    Excellent use of tulips! if you don’t get the show, maybe you could add some badly needed intelligence to the Housewives franchises.You have got that lolling around part, down!


56. 56
    on March 21st, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Jenn S. said:

    Lol! You crack me up! Good luck on your endeavor!!


57. 57
    on March 21st, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Carroll said:

    Glad to see Gramps checked in safe and sound Thanks for checking in on him for us, Foolery.

    And Bossy, if the show for which you’re auditioning short-sightedly turns you down, I’m thinking you could score some kind of spot on the Gardening Channel. “Boogie with Begonias”… “Tulips Tell All!”… Clearly you would have Gramps “Drooling over Daffodils”


58. 58
    on March 21st, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    Wacky Mommy said:

    thanks for entertaining us, girls


59. 59
    on March 21st, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    Jenn @ Juggling LIfe said:

    How did I miss the original post? This was some kind of funny.


60. 60
    on March 21st, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Erika said:

    Boobaliscious!


61. 61
    on March 21st, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    Ellen said:

    funniest.bossy.evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


62. 62
    on March 21st, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    Charlie said:

    Look out, Reality TV. Bossy gonna break you down.


63. 63
    on March 21st, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Kristi said:

    Okay. Now you’re just trying to use your flat abs and skinny thighs. Bitch.

    (I think I love you)


64. 64
    on March 21st, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    elz said:

    Bossy needs her own reality tv show. Bossy is funnier than Charlie Sheen…well, that’s not a good comparison since he’s just sad. But, Bossy is still funny.


65. 65
    on March 21st, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    KathyB said:

    Bossy rules and rolls on the floor and has tulips!
    Love it!


66. 66
    on March 21st, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    Chesapeake Bay Woman said:

    Bossy TV may be the only reason I would ever consider watching television again. The ice skating and dance routines are truly Oscar-worthy performances.

    When Bossy TV becomes a reality, I’m hoping she will invite her BFF (and my secret husband) Kevin Bacon on set as one of her first guest stars.

    See how I did that? I made Bossy the star and Kevin Bacon a guest star, because that’s just how TV-worthy Bossy really is.


67. 67
    on March 21st, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    rory said:

    Will you stop at nothing?
    Too flipping funny.


68. 68
    on March 21st, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    JaneK said:

    HA! If I had a rack like that (with or without socks) I’d use it too!!!


69. 69
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 12:17 am
    Julie said:

    I was wondering how Bossy was gonna take down the haters!

    Honey, you SLAY ME!! keep it up!


70. 70
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 12:22 am
    Lynn said:

    I don’t think people were “haters” for pointing out you were mostly pointing out your pointers, do you? It was more like disappointment that you used that approach….cuz you are genuinely funny and without a ploy. The girls just seemed like a ploy. Bossy is bright, funny, original and talented. And sarcastic as all get-out!!! lol


71. 71
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 12:38 am
    Pamela said:

    fantastic.


72. 72
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 1:20 am
    alexandra said:

    This is the one the judges should see.


73. 73
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 8:13 am
    classicsgirl said:

    I. Love. Bossy.


74. 74
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 10:07 am
    Grandma J said:

    Flaunt what you got, hide what you don’t.

    Don’t try to make sense of this comment.


75. 75
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Bonnie said:

    Lynn – is it possible Bossy was simply wearing a form fitting shirt and NOT using her breasts as a sales tool in her audition video? Could it be YOUR interpretation that is suspect?

    Bossy – they’d be crazy not to hire you!


76. 76
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Pat (aka Coffeedog) said:

    I am all for you showing your boobies


77. 77
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Angela@beggingtheanswer said:

    Honestly, if I looked that boobtastic in a white tank top, I’d wear it too.


78. 78
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    renée said:

    great boobs, bossy, but i’m more interested in the prints on the wall in the torture chamber. where can i get me some of those?


79. 79
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Dawn in DC said:

    Wow! What a great comeback. I’m glad you’ve set us all straight. That was hilarious!


80. 80
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    JC said:

    hahaha. Love Stella.


81. 81
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    margalit said:

    Bossie continues to be both boobalicious and hilarious.


82. 82
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    Nancy Wurtzel said:

    I want Bossy Boobs and I’m willing to pay for them!


83. 83
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    Cindy in Walla Walla said:

    Loved it, and hey — Nice Rack Woman!!!!

    Wish I could see it on TV in my Living Room. Hint Hint Hint TV executives!

    But Bossy — we’re you “riding” Stella? It this going to be THAT kind of reality show?


84. 84
    on March 22nd, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    GrandeMocha said:

    OMG funny!


85. 85
    on March 23rd, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Marty said:

    What’s the status of the proposed reality show? I would be there watching!!


86. 86
    on March 23rd, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Kimberley said:

    I have Bossy’s boobs (well, with a really good bra.) I want Bossy’s waistline. Because WOW.


87. 87
    on March 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    kay said:

    Nothing like beatin’ ‘em at their own game, Bossy.

    Thanks for not taking yourself — or the criticizers — too seriously. THIS is how to make your point.


88. 88
    on March 23rd, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    Megan said:

    Oh please please PLEASE make this your audition tape. or dvd. or video. whatever the lingo is these days.

    I loved every instant, but was REALLY charmed when Stella caught you off guard.

    You look fantastic! You are so clever and charming. Really. Can’t wait to see what happens next.


89. 89
    on March 24th, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Lee said:

    Oh Bossy – thank God for this reality tv project right? Otherwise Boobgate would most likely never had gotten made. :- Love this follow-up video…..


90. 90
    on March 27th, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Sammy said:

    You’re funny. Really.


91. 91
    on March 28th, 2011 at 10:50 am
    runnergirl said:

    Bossy, that ROCKED!!!! hope you get your reality show. That phony Lindsay Lohan should take notes from your classy response next time she has to show up late in court. Trust me, no one is hatin on you. They’re jealous and LOVING IT!!!!


92. 92
    on March 28th, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Rechelle said:

    This video is about four billion times better than the first one!