Oct 16, 2009

Bossy’s Favorite Things

Her Italian boyfriend, Antonio.

Yesterday Bossy and her Italian boyfriend Antonio had a three-hour tryst, where trist equals Bossy’s hay was mowed.

When Bossy sat down in her Italian boyfriend Antonio’s chair, he said, “Let’s talk about chore hair,” and then Antonio went on to ask Bossy what she had in mind. And Bossy said she didn’t know but she sure loved the last haircut, and Antonio said, “Ov course, that’s because you deedn’t tell me what to do,” and so Bossy was all, Then why do you always ask me what I want? and Antonio was all, “Because I have both the questions and the answers.”

Who doesn’t want to marry Antonio?

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14 comments

1. 1
   on October 16th, 2009 at 9:53 am
   vuboq said:

   I don’t want to marry Antonio, because then I would be cheating on my fabulous stylist, the Colornatrix.

   Hurray for cute hair! *smooches*


2. 2
   on October 16th, 2009 at 10:09 am
   BOSSY said:

   Does mowing Bossy’s hair sound… a little… uh… naughty?


3. 3
   on October 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am
   caleal said:

   I want to marry Antonio, for sure. But only if he promises to make comments like that all the time.

   And yes mowing Bossy’s hay sounds quite naughty.


4. 4
   on October 16th, 2009 at 10:54 am
   BossysMom said:

   guess that will go down in the family sayings….
   mowing hay.
   Antonio is IT. We all need an Antonio.


5. 5
   on October 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
   Meg at the Members Lounge said:

   Your stylist channels Voltaire? I swoon at his virtual feet.


6. 6
   on October 16th, 2009 at 11:17 am
   Linda_M said:

   BossysMom said it – we all need an Antonio. My hair is very similar to Bossy’s, although not quite as blonde. I would cheerfully drive to Antonio’s for mowing. If only I didn’t live in Southern Nevada.


7. 7
   on October 16th, 2009 at 11:25 am
   Mary K said:

   Tryst, maybe?
   I’m sure the new mown hay is lovely!


8. 8
   on October 16th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
   Blog Princess G said:

   Do we get to see Bossy post-Antonio’s mowing?


9. 9
   on October 16th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
   Em said:

   Yes, Bossy, I was a little worried about where this was going. Although, I am very open-minded. Perhaps too open-minded.


10. 10
    on October 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Well Read Hostess said:

    I am 99.9% positive that having one’s “hay mowed” is, in fact, what you say when you are having an actual romantic tryst.

    So. Good on you , Bossy, and your hair looks great, too.


11. 11
    on October 16th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Reeb said:

    THREE hours?!?


12. 12
    on October 16th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING said:

    I’ll marry Antnio- is he straight??

    KEEP BELIEVING


13. 13
    on October 17th, 2009 at 8:08 am
    Bush Babe said:

    Dear Bossy (referring more to your comment than your post today!) … have you ever read any Jilly Cooper novels? I believe she referred to this practice as “strimming the hedges”… just in case you needed to know!
    
    BB


14. 14
    on October 17th, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Bush Babe said:

    PS Reading back through comments now, should clarify that the Jilly Cooper reference refers to something pre-Brazillian wax.

    And that’s all I have to say about that!!!
    
    BB