Oct 22, 2009

Bossy’s Favorite Things

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Early morning carpool.

In Bossy’s neighborhood public school, things like orchestra and band and chorus happen before school and the corresponding school buses, but Bossy has this thing against driving her daughter all around in her own little box of a car while to the right and left of Bossy are similar little car boxes containing kids who live to the right and left of Bossy — all of them coming from the same place and going to the same place, it’s just silly.

Luckily the neighbors on Bossy’s street are very into the concept of carpooling, and for the hundredth year have pulled together a carpooling schedule for five Middle School kids.

In the past, Bossy and her fellow carpoolers were assigned according to the Day, for instance Day 1 might be 6th grade orchestra and 7th grade band and 8th grade chorus and Bossy is making all of this up to serve as an example so, Bossy’s daughter, don’t be all, “That isn’t it at all,” — but anyway, maybe Bossy would be assigned driving duty on Day 1, so no matter which day of the week Day 1 fell on, Bossy would be handling the driving on that day and sister mercy maybe this is why some people drink caffeine in the morning.

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But this year, the brilliant minds behind the carpooling schedule decided to assign each household a set day of the week, which is a much more job-friendly way of doing it. So for instance maybe during one month Bossy would be assigned Wednesdays, which means every Wednesday Bossy drives… even if, for instance, it’s Day Two and Bossy’s own daughter doesn’t have anything that day and sister mercy maybe this is why some people drink gin in the morning. Not that Bossy does. Especially not on Wednesdays. Hi, neighbors!

Anyway, and why is there always an anyway, there are many times Bossy drives children who aren’t her own while her own daughter stays behind to catch the extra sleep. Just like there are many times Bossy’s neighbors do the same, situation reversed.

All this to say, it’s all whacky, but it works, and thank gah for it, and for Bossy’s smart neighbors.

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