Feb 1, 2010

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crystal-deodorant

This deodorant.

Bossy has written about this topic before, and seriously if you haven’t read it yet, you should click here now. Bossy will wait while you read.

Because anyway, Bossy totally changed her mind about the Crystal deodorant pictured above, which Bossy initially gave a very bad review. It turns out it’s a little workhorse.

As a member of Bossy’s council suggested in the post Bossy wrote about antiperspirants — and look at you trying to act like you read it when you didn’t — you need to approach this deodorant as if you are applying crayons to a coloring book, which is to say you need to go over and over the underarm area until you have obliterated the lines of Elmo’s face, or in this case: your pit. Understand?

This Crystal stuff is sold in health food stores and such. It’s made of, um, crystals. It needs to be waved under running water before applying but you would know that if you read Bossy’s piece on underarms.

The only other notable thing about this deodorant is the fact that Bossy once dropped it and the rounded edge shattered against her ceramic basin. A splintery deodorant stick is very annoying to use, but it smoothed out again in no time. Except when Bossy dropped it again and now the whole crystal monolith is falling out of its housing, and about that: what is it about your dropsies of late, Bossy?

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