Jul 13, 2009

All You Need To Know: Coffee Energy Drink Giveaway.

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Bossy had to give up caffeine several years ago due to a preexisting medical condition Bossy likes to call Heart Palpitations Brought On By Caffeine. Which is why it makes all kinds of sense that Bossy is reviewing a coffee energy drink she hasn’t tasted.

Enter the following taste-testers taste-tester:

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You see, Bossy puts the gin in beginning, which is where Bossy should start: the nice folks at Whynatte contacted Bossy to see if she’d be interested in sampling their Whynatte Latte and Bossy said why not because Whynatte is a company that was founded in Santa Cruz by a couple of old friends with wicked hangovers and Bossy thought to herself, My kind of folk.

And so Bossy’s original plan was to give the Whynatte Latte samples to her friends and let them review the drink, except for one little problem:

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You see, Bossy’s husband liked his case of Whynatte Latte so much he wasn’t willing to share. And about his official review, Bossy’s husband wants you to know he doesn’t typically like pre-sweetened drinks, especially those within thirty yards of his coffee — although that’s when he added something about liking You-Hoo when he was a kid, which is when Bossy sort of tuned her husband out because: twenty year marriage.

In fact, when pressed to describe the drink, Bossy’s husband most often compared it to a great glass of chocolate milk except in a can and with coffee and energy in it. And speaking of the ingredients, Bossy’s husband checked the Whynatte Latte against a typical can of soda and the Wynatte Latte has less of the bad stuff, except when Bossy’s husband detailed the evidence he included lots of numbers with numbers in it.

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Then this past weekend Bossy’s gay him and Bossy’s gay him were in town, where town equals the square footage between Bossy’s wine bottle and their two wine glasses — and so on Sunday morning when the house was fresh with hangovers, Bossy pried two cans of the latte out of her husband’s clutches and fed them to her gays:

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And so in honor of Monday morning, Bossy and her nice friends at Whynatte would like to give one sleepy Bossy reader a free case of their Whynatte Latte. Just leave a comment below, one per person please, and Bossy will employ her Random Number Generator to select a winner.

Good luck and thanks for playing along!

Contest Closed. Thanks!

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