Hello Thousands Of People Who Googled Bossy Looking For Lindsay Lohan’s New Song.

Do you remember Bossy’s old pal Lindsay Lohan? Well, yesterday she released a dance tune called Bossy, which makes all kinds of sense because apparently Lindsay Lohan didn’t receive the friendly memo from the real Bossy, and that friendly memo went like this:

Because Bossy likes it when the word bossy belongs to Bossy:

For instance, if you Google the word bossy and hit I’m Feeling Lucky, you will end up right back here, maybe even simmering in a vat of broccoli casserole:

When Lindsay Lohan carelessly sings, “I’m just a little Bossy,” she doesn’t understand that i am bossy isn’t just a state of mind, it’s a brand—even if that brand is insomnia slathered in firming serum rinsed with heart palpitations.

Lindsay Lohan’s song threatens to wreck Bossy’s Google recognition, and therefore Bossy is not a happy camper. Do you know what it looks like when Bossy is not a happy camper? It looks a lot like this:

And this:

And this:

And here are other random unhappy campers:

Comments

[Asthmagirl]

Mr. Bossy is the happiest looking camper I have ever seen.
I would look like Bossy if I hadn't washed my hair in a week. I would never look like Lindsey Lohan.
Eek!

[Aimee]

You can take her...especially if she's drunk. And then it will be all over the papers, "Bossy gives Lindsay the smack down!" Yup, I'm saying show her who's Bossy!

[Say What?]

Ok, the Lohan needs to be stopped! She can't drag the good name of Bossy down the tragic trail she is tripping on - we need an intervention. Guess you better call Oprah!

Speaking of trails: Mr. Bossy is one hell of a camper if he finds lobsters in the middle of a forest! Props and snaps (in an L formation) for that. Yummm. Lobster. In the woods, over an open campfire, while singing a campfire song ("that's c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e song")

[You can call me, 'Sir']

Well, as long as daddy's happy, then everyone's...no, wait, that's not how it works.

[vuboq]

Is this foreshadowing? Is BOSSY going camping? *w00t!*

[Noelle]

You'll always be my only bossy. And she'll always be my only troubled starlet.

[The Domestic Goddess]

C'mon. She isn't a crack ho. She's a cocaine ho. Big difference. She still has her teeth.

It looks like Bossy's husband is the one who came up with the idea of camping.

[Denise Thomas]

Except for the yummy picture of Mr. Bossy (adorable, btw), all of Bossy's phots remind me why outside=bad, inside=good.

[Denise Thomas]

i meant photOs

[Allie]

Noelle linked over here on Twitter. This is hysterical. Your husband looks a lot like mine does while camping.

[The Modern Gal]

How dare that bitch steal your identity? (Did you read about how she stole some gal's fur coat?) I threaten to fist fight anyone who claims to be The Modern Gal.

[golden]

Where the heck do you go hiking and camping and find lobsters? Don't tell me he hiked with live lobsters in a foil bag in his backpack! maybe you were car camping and then went hiking on some nearby trails?

[danielle]

Hey! bossy, just so you know, i just googled you and your stile #1. :O) Danielle

[Swirl Girl]

Lobsters while camping? That would make it tolerable. Did you also have drawn butter and wedges of lemon with the little diaper on it?

In my tribe, we don't camp (outside), we don't hunt (unless for a good bagel) and we don't do rustic (unless that means picnicing on plastic plates)

But if you bring the lobster, I'll bring the chardonnay and, oh hell- we'll use jelly jars and not real glass!

www.swirlgirlspearls.blogspot.com

[Melissa]

The song will come and go. Bossy is forever.

[JamesMommy]

L.L. isn't even worth comment. But those pics sure make me miss Maine.....

[Jacquie]

I could share a thing or two about unhappy campers. We have bad air mattress karma, and my arse does not like sleeping on the ground.

You're the only boss of me, Bossy. Lohan can only dream.

[Hotdog]

Ho-han needs to step off! lol

[Grandma J]

Just say the word, Bossy, and I'll let her have it.
Yeah, I like camping...in a comfy motorhome.

[Momo Fali]

Why in the world isn't Bossy a happy camper with lobster and wine available at the campsite? Seems much better than the hot dogs and Miller Lite that we have.

And, I agree with Melissa. Lo-Ho's song won't last. NoLoHoFoSho.

[Momo Fali]

And, why is Bossy's husband wearing Amy's sandals?

[Just Jamie]

I think L.L. meant to say saucy, or wishy-washy, or flossy. She was too busy whoring it up to graduate from elementary school, so don't blame her for not being able to read the lyrics.

[Jenn @ Juggling Life]

If Dina Lohan had a little Bossy in her, maybe her daughter wouldn't be such a trainwreck!

[Miss Britt]

Oh now I am PISSED.

If you want to get lucky with "Miss Britt", you're going to find yourself on a charter boat in Florida.

That is so misleading. Google needs to recognize.

[All Adither]

Hey, those are Amy's sandals on your husband!

[Chesapeake Bay Woman]

This is all the more reason to graduate to a pop-up camper like I did. Too, too many unhappy camper stories in the tent.

And that thunderstorm? That's the same one that follows me anytime I go camping, only when near me it turns into a hurricane. Three times now. I only wish I were kidding.

[dlyn]

Ur the bossiest of bossys though - she is but a pretender.

[Biddy]

that damn crack head...

and um, WHAT ass?

[nutty mummy]

How dare she?!? That's like when I discovered the clothing website called Little Nut Tree! How dare they steal ma goooogle maaaaan!

Spank her bum! :o)

[Whit]

This sentence is longer than the public's interest in Lohan or her music. You'll be fine.

[rimarama]

That little skank is just another flash in the pan. It will totally blow over and meanwhile, maybe you'll garner some new devotees?

[Undomestic Diva]

Not a happy camper either.

Actually, not a camper. At all.

But my husband? He'd have a grand ol' time with Mr. Bossy... anything outdoors, he's there. It's why we purposely spawned three boys. So he'd had someone to take fly fishing.

[Rimshot]

I see that the certificate was signed by an official at the prestigious "Jack Daniels Distillery", most honored grantor of blog parcels.

[Lori]

Maybe she could wear your bumpersticker over her hoo ha when she climbs out of cars? Or, wrong girl.
Anyway, I love camping! But, I'd love it even more if there was wine and lobster! We just eat beans and weinies.

[Tootsie Farklepants]

I think Miss Lohan needs a good dose of Operation Constipation.

[Liz C]

Hey, wait! That's what I look like when I'm an unhappy camper! Except I'm probably old enough to be your babysitter. And my hair is short brown/gray. And I wear glasses. But other than that, the look's exactly the same. Just ask my ex.

Oh yeah, and my ass is much, much bigger. I don't ever want to hear you complain about your ass again. Ever.

[Wendy]

3 words for you, B: trademark infringement litigation!! :)

[Jen]

Her AND Kelis! Whatevs, you're the best Bossy!

[Meg]

If you're ending up with lots more hits to your site, maybe I can convince LiLo to write a song entitled "Soup Is Not A Finger Food"!

I think Bossy is unhappy in that first picture because that bottle of wine is damn near empty.

Lastly, may I say that "roughing it" for me means staying at the Motel Six instead of the Sheraton.

[andrea]

Damn you Lohan!! Keep away from Bossy's stuff!

Is that camping in Vermont because awwww...Vermont.

[Foolery]

What a coincidence. When you Google/I feel lucky FOOLERY . . .

. . . you get Lindsey LoHigh.

[Cheri]

But Bossy, what about Kathie Lee? One Kathie Lee is worse than ten Lindsay Lohans.

[Cheri]

P.S. What is this "camping" thing you're posting about? Explain camping.

[MommyTime]

Bossy's husband may look happy in that last photo, but the lobster? Not so much. I don't think lobsters like camping.

I see two roads here: high road = ignore LL and she'll go away long before you do; Lo road = sue her for brand infringement. But to be really (Li)Lo about it, you'll have to be very drunk throughout most of the suit, and have several relapses of something (anything will do), and honestly, that sounds like just so much WORK.

[Melanie at Beanpaste]

BOSSY: All of the boss, none of the orange. (And 99% cocaine-free!)

[amy]

Yeah - I heard the song and all about it on Kidd Kraddick on the way to work this morning. I IMMEDIATELY thought of you and wondered if you had heard and what your thoughts were. The song isn't that bad. Too bad Lilo's the one singing it though. Otherwise you could adopt it as your theme song!

[moo]

::giggle::

[Ree (the Other one)]

Bossy is way taller than Lindsay. And I bet Bossy sings better than Lindsay.

Bossy can so take Lindsay.

[IThought]

I hate to be the voice of reason here(I am so rarely the voice of reason.) From a letigious point of view, I'm not sure you can trademark an adjective. In fact, it is more likely to work in reverse where brands become recognizable as common words.

Think "Martinizing".

[IThought]

I hate to be the voice of reason here(I am so rarely the voice of reason.) From a letigeous point of view, I'm not sure you can trademark an adjective. In fact, it is more likely to work in reverse where brands become recognizable as common words.

Think "Martinizing".

[Roz]

"Kids! Grab your books! Time to go camping!

Hee hee. BOSSY'S kids are adorable bookworms.

[notjustbarbra]

I love that your deed is from Jack Daniel Distillery!!

And I love that picture of the two kids... I am excited to see my kids at those ages, hanging out together like buds.

[Avitable]

I'm never a happy camper.

[amber lee peace]

I've been getting lots of hits because people are looking up "amber lee" who I found out is some chick some governer recently slept with, right?

[Madness]

Madness spent 2 years in a "camp" for bad girls. Madness can chop down trees and build tents and piss in a hole in the ground. Madness doesnt do camping anymore. period. Oh.. and ya.. Lindsay Lohan IS a crack ho! Oh I love it!

[Honest to YaYa]

Bossy camping...looks like a Survivor show...LOL!

I don't like camping either...I'll never never never go again!!☺

[Chicky Chicky Baby]

Don't sweat it, baby. It's not like her song is going anywhere. It's sung by Lindsay Lohan, fer chrissake.

[Di]

You said the words were "a little bossy" so clearly she is acknowledging your superiority over her and herself as a pale replica of the real Bossy.

[heart shaped hedges]

BY GEORGE (or by bossy) IVE FIGURED IT OUT!!

I now know how to get some traffic at my site, increasing my readership beyond my mother and my aunt,,,,

I WILL CREATE A NAME THAT IS ALREADY POPULAR...SOMETHING OFT GOOGLED....

like....the Jenna Jameson Show (what a disappointment THAT will be for some internet searchers...)

or...HANNA MONTANA (spelled wrong, so no trade mark infringement, right?)

If I can add a few more thousand readers, maybe I can get away with that *special idea* (again, that Bossy inspired, when we were on the patio in Laguna Beach....)

You're the best (and only) Bossy!

[Audubon Ron]

Bossy, I’m gonna tell you like I tell Faye Dunaway. Faye is my favorite actress. Has been, is now, always will be, (peer-re-yud.) I always tell her when I see her on TV or in the movies (cuz truth is I never met her, don’t know her, and she couldn’t pick me out of crowd if she had to) but I always say, “Faye babe, never change.”

Bossy babe, never change!

James Brown: HHHHHey, get on up! HHHHey, up on one leg!

[peppermint T]

Bossy will always be first in my Google search results.

[reen]

That lobster is most certainly not a happy camper.

This must be in Maine. Ah, I miss lobster and the smell of evergreens!

And yeah, that song will blip out much faster than it can affect your royal google status. Psshhht.

[ms ellie]

Hey!

That lobster-cooking happy camper dude is WEARING AMY's SHOES!

So much for the GRLLZ.

[VDog]

You should totally sue LiLo for copyright infringement. Totally.

Camping looks FUN! No wonder I haven't done it in 10 years.

[bev]

My how your little campers have grown...(tear in the eye...)peace...

[Fairly Odd Mother]

Yes, I'm still trying to figure out where one hikes and finds lobsters. Bossy has all the luck.

[Surcie]

Bossy is much cuter than Lo Ho. With better hairs.

[Mr Farty]

Lindsay who? Meh.

That is all.

[mommypie]

Fight, fight, outta sight! Maybe you can beat her to the punch (ha) and release a Bossy spoof video first!

[Maria R]

I found you googling lobster. Or blobster (lobster shown on a blog)....oddly bossy's husband looks like he cooks lobster the same way maria's husband does. maria loves lobster like this, but hates, hates, the clean up as much as she hates lindsey lohan.

It's fun to talk in the third person.

[Manic Mommy]

Bossy made it through the camp stove salad incident thanks to a little help from the camping essential - alcohol in the foreground.

I've never seen anyone actually provide proof of 'unhappy campers.' Yet another reason I worship at your altar.

[Adorable Girlfriend]

I want lobster!

Lindsey has nothing on you, baby!

[c]

How does Bossy stay so thin?????

[annie]

I don't get it, shouldn't Lindsay's new song be "I'm a little slutty"?

[Beth from The Funny Farm]

Wow. I just looked at the lobster photo. Then I turned to my husband and said "You SUCK as a camp cook. This guy is cooking LOBSTER! I want lobster at my next horse show."

He said he would try...

**laughing!**

[Kelley]

I believe that Ms Lohan got confused. She said 'Bossy' when in fact she meant 'whiny little ho sans underwear' I can see how she was confused... I mean Britney sang about how people were taking photos of her derierre.. that ain't your derierre honey!

[Imaginina]

If Bossy doesn't tell anyone about LL, nobody will know. Does she selll more than 10 CDs??

[Susan]

The reason you weren't a happy camper is because you were eating SALAD while CAMPING. Don't you know that's against the law? All healthy eating is to go by the wayside, my friend; camping's all about non-stop potato chips, beer, and... was there something else?

[Anniemom]

Last time we camped I think I brushed my teeth with a bar of soap. Desperate times call for... ah well. Lobster? I'm there. Oh, and Ho-han just needs to hug it out and let it go.

[Phoenix]

Well I guess someone had to like camping.

[Becky]

You may be the funniest person I've ever met. And you know what? That, my dear is the highest compliment Aunt Becky dishes out.

[Reese]

BUT Bossy is still a Pretty Camper even when Unhappy.

[Leaf, probably...]

You know that thing where mothers forget how painful childbirth is, and then decide to have one more? That's what I'm like with camping.
I forget all the crying, and the tent, and the bug bites, and the cold, and the dirt that gets everywhere. And then I beg and plead to be taken cmping again...

[cat]

Dear Bossy, not to worry. Lohan is #10 on the Google-meter after NHL guy named Mike Bossy. And after this skanky lady: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossy

So dear, your place on the shelf, the top of the heap is intact! You are still NUMERO UNO!!!! (you always are in our book, right guys?)

[Sasha]

My first reaction when the radio voice told me about the single "Bossy" was, "Hot dammit! She got herself a theme song, like "Friends" and now there will be an IAMBOSSY soundtrack and I wonder if the second single on it will be Rhianna singing...

waait for iiiit.....

Stella
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ella
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[Jason]

Once again, Bossy has rolled me.

There would never be an instance when Jason would look like a happy camper. Ever. Unless it involved a Hyatt.

[qt]

Oh, how I know that feeling of "unhappy camper"....this was great.

[Camille]

Dadgummit, Lindsay Lohan. She has a lot of nerve, you know? Of course you know. You just wrote about it. Anyway, your brand of Bossy™ is better.

[Dani]

Well isn't she a rude little skank then!

[Beth]

Oh, I hates camping, but having a hot Mr. Bossy type along would make the whole thing quite tolerable. ;^)

[Manager Mom]

That's pretty frigging cool about the "I'm feeling lucky" thing.

[Laura <----happy Camper]

Bossy's hub can go fishin with my hub. Then you and I can go get a beer and wave g'bye as they float out to sea.

Oh, and we'll send the teenagers along with 'em!

[Optimist]

OMG! I want to go camping with you! (after viewing delish looking salad, wine and lobster). Nice Tent!

xoxo The Assistant Scoutmaster in Houston

[Howard]

Can you get some pictures of your daughter holding your head up over the toilet so you don't drown in your own puke after a night of coke? That'd be fun.

BTW, where is the Kelis love? She had a great song called "Bossy" off her last album. You should use it as your theme song actually.

[Emily]

Can MR Bossy take my husband camping? I'll gladly hang out with Mrs Bossy, kids and dogs and drink wine. Well - maybe not the kids and dogs...

[Brando]

40 Gigs and a Mule?

Love the post it and the certificate. The the lobster photo is perfect.

[The Mom Bomb]

Lohan just stole some chick's mink coat (read all about it in the NY POST!) Now she's stolen your good name. The pilfering skank must be stopped.

Hope you caught the 'Baracky' video on YouTube.

[Ok, Where Was I?]

I saw another "Bossy" last night on tv. There's some reality show about a former football player and his family. Their baby girl is "bossy."

[steph]

Unhappy but hott whilst making that salad.

[whall]

This is hilarious. And bossy.

[Greta]

Er...um...ok...but am I the only one seeing ads for mail order brides along the sidebar? Yes? Er...um...never mind.

[Sparx]

...and not one of those thousands of hits dared to leave a comment... man.

[HRH]

You ARE bossy. really bossy.

[magpie]

Sue the bastards!

[amyinbc]

Bossy's husband looks really yummy and reader wonders why Bossy strayed and married other men on her recent road trip.

[Kyran]

me! I am a happy camper! my husband is not. we could swap?

[moosh in indy.]

I've decided I can be a happy camper only if someone else is doing all the camping.

[Al_Pal]

Love the camping photos! Most of my camping happens at festivals. We graduated to a camper shell on a pickup to keep the wind and cold out, and are much happier than with the tent. Hooray.
Festivals we have to fly to still require tents, however. Last year was our first. We are planning to visit another one this year. Woot. :D
& yeah... "real" camping is best done at a nice campground with flush toilets in walking distance. :D

You're still #1~!

[Kit]

You'd be hard-pressed to find my husband unhappy while camping, ever. But truth-be-told, I'm a happy camper too. :)

Love the unhappy pics, though!! LOL!

[Mama Bear]

Bossy's husband looks like a happy camper - that is, until he takes his first bite of rubber band flavored lobster. Unless he just posed for that photo and truly is savvy enough to know that you have to remove the bands from the claws or risk rubber band flava!

Lindsay Lohan has nothing on Bossy.