Ten-Word Tuesday.
Bossy thoroughly enjoyed how entertaining her readers reader was last week when the question limited the response to ten words. And because Bossy is nothing if not shamelessly repetitive, she wants to offer another ten-word challenge:
Today Bossy is thinking about summer, which begins in one thousand hours. In exactly ten words, can you please share with Bossy what you are doing to prepare for bathing suit season?
Hopefully it's not something contained within Bossy's Dr. Seuss Weight-loss Poem.
Simple! Upping the guilt with each delicious bite I take!
Posted by: corrie | May 06, 2008 at 07:13 AM
I was having such a good morning until you uttered the words "bathing suit season".
Killjoy.
Posted by: Have the T-Shirt | May 06, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Going on the elliptical machine every morning. At 5 am.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | May 06, 2008 at 07:17 AM
Sculpting my man bush to look like the letter A.
Posted by: Avitable | May 06, 2008 at 07:18 AM
Climbing the stair climber and going to pilates. Bikini wax.
Posted by: Laura | May 06, 2008 at 07:20 AM
Not one single thing. Except, I will shave my legs.
:)
Posted by: Sandi | May 06, 2008 at 07:21 AM
Trying to keep weight lost recently
from repadding my ass.
Posted by: Meg | May 06, 2008 at 07:27 AM
Sandi Stole My Answer, but I'm still not doing anything.
Posted by: Sewmouse | May 06, 2008 at 07:28 AM
I am going to buy myself a bigger swim suit
Posted by: philly | May 06, 2008 at 07:36 AM
No high fructose corn syrup. No Transfat. Got a pedometer.
Posted by: dcfullest | May 06, 2008 at 07:37 AM
Put on suit. Don't look down. Bring beer to beach.
Posted by: Ellie | May 06, 2008 at 07:45 AM
stand up straight and love the skin I am in.
Posted by: martha | May 06, 2008 at 07:49 AM
Shopping for long wrap skirt to glue around hip area.
Posted by: BOSSY | May 06, 2008 at 07:54 AM
Summer's here? Move hemispheres. It's winter somewhere. Need more time.
Posted by: Heather | May 06, 2008 at 07:55 AM
Hoping I'm not painting. VOTING until the 13th.
HE'S 4TH.
Posted by: blackbird | May 06, 2008 at 07:56 AM
Shaving and waxing the nether regions for the Banana hammock.
Posted by: William | May 06, 2008 at 08:01 AM
Enough with that bitch already I dont have bail money.
Posted by: Madness | May 06, 2008 at 08:07 AM
Thank God I know how to rock a fucking caftcan.
Posted by: amy | May 06, 2008 at 08:10 AM
trying to find the cutest suit and cover-up ever made!
Posted by: amy | May 06, 2008 at 08:16 AM
I exercise in futility and follow the Couch Potato Regimen.
Posted by: Chesapeake Bay Woman | May 06, 2008 at 08:20 AM
running, cake, running, pie, running, pasta, running, bread, running, chocolate.
Posted by: hulagirlatheart | May 06, 2008 at 08:20 AM
You're young, you care. I'm older and could care less! :)
Posted by: Debbie | May 06, 2008 at 08:23 AM
I really don't remember you taking that picture of me.........
Posted by: living vicariously | May 06, 2008 at 08:24 AM
Nothing grosser than wet swimsuits.
Therefore, I wear zoot suits.
Posted by: so NOT cool | May 06, 2008 at 08:26 AM
Who said anything about wearing a swim suit? Not me!
Posted by: Meg | May 06, 2008 at 08:29 AM
Doubling up on my ice cream sundaes for lunch, silly.
Posted by: saucygrrl | May 06, 2008 at 08:38 AM
Cakes not eating. Pizza begone. Treadmill intimately known and hated.
Posted by: Stephanie | May 06, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Spray on fake tan makes fat areas much better, yo.
Posted by: ms picket to you | May 06, 2008 at 08:40 AM
Nothing different, but nothing's what I wear at the beach. ;-)
Posted by: David | May 06, 2008 at 08:42 AM
BodyPump, cardio, counting calories, stuffing face (oh, wait, that's counterproductive...)
Posted by: Lori | May 06, 2008 at 08:42 AM
Eating lots of Peppermint Patties and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Posted by: Momo Fali | May 06, 2008 at 08:48 AM
Growing a baby totally covers oreos and ice-cream.
Posted by: Crystal D | May 06, 2008 at 08:53 AM
Working out, looking at bathing suits, tearfully not buying them.
Posted by: K | May 06, 2008 at 08:56 AM
Breastfeeding. Damnit, I can't diet. I hate exercise. Oh well.
Posted by: AMomTwoboys | May 06, 2008 at 09:08 AM
Hoping rogue komodo lizards don't attack my gross white feet.
Posted by: Roz at Fun's Not the Word | May 06, 2008 at 09:09 AM
Not!
Posted by: Andi Sexton (rrlscrapgal) | May 06, 2008 at 09:11 AM
I'm not eating cheese. Except when no one is looking.
Posted by: Noelle | May 06, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Same as "hulagirlatheart" only without the running, and add donuts!
Posted by: MamaMo | May 06, 2008 at 09:13 AM
Drinking smoothies for breakfast/lunch plus walking/running; no booze.
Posted by: jody | May 06, 2008 at 09:14 AM
ever heard of a burka? sunscreen/flab-coverer in one!
Posted by: natalie | May 06, 2008 at 09:17 AM
Practicing Survival Swimming skill number 3: Swimming while fully clothed.
Posted by: Melissa | May 06, 2008 at 09:19 AM
No swim suit for me. hiking clothes cover everything up.
Posted by: Asthmagirl | May 06, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Training for triathlon. Trying to avoid chocolate muffins on desk!
Posted by: merrymishaps | May 06, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Sprints. Drinking water. Protein. Less booze. Thanking God if you don't look like the picture you've provided.
Posted by: anastasia beaverhausen | May 06, 2008 at 09:29 AM
No cake, no cookies, no pie, more gym, no like
Posted by: Ashley | May 06, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Oh wait...10 words only. Must read directions more carefully. Sorry.
Posted by: anastasia beaverhausen | May 06, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Shaving legs. Painting toenails. Buying a cover-up. Loving myself.
Posted by: Dharmamama | May 06, 2008 at 09:33 AM
Loads of critical self-judgment over the shape of body.
Posted by: Fairly Odd Mother | May 06, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Hoping that thinking about exercise will work. No? Oh well!
Posted by: HLB in MO | May 06, 2008 at 09:38 AM
growing my pregnant belly and avoiding swimsuits at all costs
Posted by: jenni | May 06, 2008 at 09:40 AM
wondering where bossy got my pic for this blog post?
(lol)
Posted by: Jillian | May 06, 2008 at 09:41 AM
Beach Tip: Sit Near Pale, Heavier People With Good Music
Posted by: JK | May 06, 2008 at 09:43 AM
absolutely, positively, certainly, thoroughly, not doing a damn thing! l'chaim!
Posted by: anne marie in philly | May 06, 2008 at 09:44 AM
pilates, starving, pilates, step class, starving, yoga...did i mention starving?
Posted by: crabapple | May 06, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Teaching my son to love people regardless of their size.
(children ARE the future! Change starts at home! Exclamation point!)
Posted by: moo | May 06, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Investing in silver duct tape. Applying liberally to jiggly areas.
Posted by: Mrs | May 06, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Smearing L'Oreal Sunless Sublime Glow Moisturizer on my white legs.
Posted by: Surcie | May 06, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Absolutely nothing, unless you count "eating cardboard pizza for dinner."
Posted by: Camille | May 06, 2008 at 09:49 AM
I'm pregnant. I'll flaunt my belly.
Posted by: hokgardner | May 06, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Unlimited tanning package walking round and round the track...whatever.
Posted by: Madness | May 06, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Avoided suit all last summer, going for second year run running.
Posted by: Jackie | May 06, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Telling everyone I know about my recently diagnosed sun allergy.
Posted by: Angela | May 06, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Run screaming in the opposite direction of the freaking beach!
Posted by: Laura | May 06, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Sitting in the sun until I no longer burn for vacation.
Posted by: Angel in Kentucky | May 06, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Eliminate stress that makes me want to eat junk food.
Posted by: Little Miss Sunshine State | May 06, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Searching still for MAGIC to best remove bikini line hair.
Posted by: Bean | May 06, 2008 at 10:08 AM
Running for the hills, screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming!
Posted by: shauna | May 06, 2008 at 10:09 AM
NO swimsuit for this body ... not even shaving my legs!
Posted by: Linda | May 06, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Squeezing my fat butt into a swimsuit for pool play.
Posted by: A Whole Lot of Nothing | May 06, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Bathing Suit Season Is Abolished In The World Of AJ
Posted by: aj | May 06, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Tequila
Gran Marnier
Chambord
Lime Juice
Frozen Rasberries
Ice
Blended
Posted by: Melizzard | May 06, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Hoping only blind people will be at the beach, amen.
(P.S. I fixed my link for you, and I'm off now to check out your ad for Asian Girls for Love & Marriage... or not)
Posted by: Not June Cleaver | May 06, 2008 at 10:24 AM
I bought a bottle of Sunless Tan Lotion.
Posted by: junebug | May 06, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Avoid situations that require me having to wear a swimsuit!
Posted by: ali | May 06, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial.
Posted by: All Adither | May 06, 2008 at 10:26 AM
What's a bathing suit????
Posted by: jaxcheryl | May 06, 2008 at 10:28 AM
I am doing nothing but shaving and eating chocolate.
Posted by: chocolatechic | May 06, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Diet, walk, diet, walk, diet, walk, diet, walk, ice cream!
Posted by: Jeanette | May 06, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Training for a marathon, holy shit.
Posted by: chellebird | May 06, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Eating as much chocolate as possible and then entering denial.
Posted by: Kristi | May 06, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Buying a good cover up to go over my swimsuit.
Posted by: Cindy Z | May 06, 2008 at 10:35 AM
chasing toddler- Put down the razorblades/ glassshards/ toxicmold/ calfnuts/ BushCheneybumpersticker!
Posted by: MelissaHurley | May 06, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Severe Hyperemesis Gravidum = Morning Sickness 'roid rage. The pregnancy diet.
Posted by: Bellamomma | May 06, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Shaving my legs all the way up. Under my burka.
Posted by: Jami | May 06, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Swimming, Stationary Biking, and Protein Shakes - when I'm not napping.
Posted by: Liz G. | May 06, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Bossy
how dare you post my picture on your blog!
Posted by: heart shaped hedges | May 06, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Swim suit on this flab? Hells no. Hells no. NO.
Posted by: Jen | May 06, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Running, weights, no snacks, no nighttime munchies - wine to sooth.
Posted by: Jen M | May 06, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Avoid the beach and pools.
Like I do every year.
Posted by: the new girl | May 06, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Reading Helmstetter's "What to Say When You Talk to Yourself."
Posted by: Me | May 06, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Hoping beach turtleneck covers loose neck skin and arm flab.
Posted by: Liz | May 06, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Trying to avoid murdering my twins. Plus drinking vodka. Alot.
Posted by: Denise Thomas | May 06, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Having my doctor up the dosage on my happy meds.
Posted by: Rimshot | May 06, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Just....stop...eating. There that's three.
Posted by: Jodi | May 06, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Remembering my bewilderment upon seeing my likeness on Bossy's blog.
Posted by: Stuffanie | May 06, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Being glad the pool is in my own backyard.
Posted by: notjustbarbra | May 06, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Loving my authentic self.
That's crap.
Hiding from florescent lights.
Maria
Posted by: Maria R | May 06, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Wish for the days of bathing costumes and bathing machines.
Posted by: Sue | May 06, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Whaa? I live in Seattle -- no swimsuit season here, thankfully.
Posted by: Liz C | May 06, 2008 at 11:26 AM
don't do bathing suits, but getting first pedicure this week!
Posted by: suzr | May 06, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Much fat worries. Sucking it in and sucking it up.
Posted by: nottryingforaboy | May 06, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Avon walk for breast cancer in honor of my friend.
*40 miles in 2 days. It motivates me to exercise!
Posted by: Sarah | May 06, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Awesome sunglasses and red toenails to detract from the midriff.
Posted by: A Novel Woman | May 06, 2008 at 11:34 AM
not shopping for swimsuit. why do that to myself yet?
Posted by: Mama DB | May 06, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Preparation for bathing suit season: buy a long lens camera :-)
Posted by: Mr Farty | May 06, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Bought surf trunks, super cute, cover 'sins' below the waist.
Posted by: Emily | May 06, 2008 at 11:50 AM
looking for a tankini with shorts
guess I should shave.
Posted by: Cathy | May 06, 2008 at 11:51 AM
drinking coffee: it makes me poop, and decreases my appetite.
Posted by: Hippo Brigade | May 06, 2008 at 11:54 AM
South Beach Diet: Don't really like bread or rice anyway.
Posted by: Kirsten | May 06, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Seattle sounds like a destination. Wanna come Heather?
Posted by: mr.lootiatto | May 06, 2008 at 12:00 PM
run.walk.deny.pray.rend garments.shop.self-loathe.shave.
Posted by: well read hostess | May 06, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Drive 100 miles to find a bathing suit that fits.
BTW Bossy, How did you get that picture of me!
Posted by: Grandma J | May 06, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Do-it-myself Hoover liposuction, or just saying I'm pregnant.
Posted by: Foolery | May 06, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Thinking about doing some press-ups, but the guns are rusty.
Posted by: mjohnson | May 06, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Eating with wreckless abandon since I don't love the sun.
Posted by: The Domestic Goddess | May 06, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Hide bathing suit so I don't have to wear it!
Posted by: Stacey Ball | May 06, 2008 at 12:13 PM
coffee cake, cookies, cupcakes
purchasing a tent sized bathing suit
Posted by: Biddy | May 06, 2008 at 12:16 PM
In Washington, Winter won't end. Buying Nair. Dreaming of sun.
Posted by: Renee in Seattle | May 06, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Wiring my jaw shut, drinking chocolate shakes through a straw.
Posted by: kristina | May 06, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Cry rivers of tears about ass to lose water weight.
Posted by: Sarah Culpepper | May 06, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Visualize myself as a Victoria's Secret model, then laugh hysterically.
Posted by: Susan | May 06, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Everything comes in 100 calorie packs! And lots of walking.
Posted by: Shayera | May 06, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Procrastinating doing anything. My suit will never fit anyway. BLAH!
Posted by: Amanda | May 06, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Perusing the LandsEnd catalog for bigger suits with more coverage.
Posted by: MinivanBohemian | May 06, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Is this something I have to remove my shirt for?
Posted by: Pete Dunn | May 06, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Buying daughter rockin' suit--all eyes will be on her!
Posted by: Jenn @ Juggling Life | May 06, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Using a sharp stick to blind all who come near
Posted by: Moi | May 06, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I am drinking lots more water.
Posted by: Donna | May 06, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Running my ass off and praying for a smaller butt.
Posted by: Karen in Oregon (Submommy) | May 06, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Breastfeeding a baby with food allergies, need I say more?
Posted by: Andrea @ Sweet Life | May 06, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Live in Alaska: Swimming requires survival suit, ends in hypothermia.
Posted by: Becca | May 06, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Grinning and baring it anyway. Life is too short to hide.
Posted by: Barb | May 06, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Doesn't Lands End have a swimsuit equipped with cloaking device?
Posted by: Cactus Petunia | May 06, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Buying one size larger makes your ass look smaller, right?
Posted by: Swirl Girl | May 06, 2008 at 01:04 PM
Tacos. Some drinks. Sunblock. Maybe a hat. And grinning widely.
Posted by: Tasha | May 06, 2008 at 01:05 PM
bought a great maternity suit, for once not sucking in
Posted by: maresi | May 06, 2008 at 01:11 PM
helmet, gloves, lycra shorts....pedal, pedal, pedal...butt still sore
Posted by: Doug | May 06, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Throwing out my bathing suits so I can stay home.
Posted by: Swistle | May 06, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Cold Fruit. Crisp Veggies. Tasty Sashimi. Downward Dog. Light Beer.
Posted by: Heather | May 06, 2008 at 01:20 PM
No sugar or white flour! Three big weekly workouts at Curves!
I've lost 55 lbs. since December. :o)
Posted by: Caroline | May 06, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Drinking massive amounts of dr. pepper. Screw swimsuits.
Posted by: Megan | May 06, 2008 at 01:34 PM
beer...chips...belly... shit!... gym...veggies...water...hungry...acceptance...beer
http://meandyouandellie.blogspot.com
Posted by: Jacquie | May 06, 2008 at 01:48 PM
shave legs and pits. spf lotion. put on swimsuit. done.
Posted by: Bri | May 06, 2008 at 01:54 PM
I am going to have another cold Corona with lime.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | May 06, 2008 at 02:01 PM
No eating after dinner plus raucous sex plus step aerobics.
(Not necessarily in that order.)
Posted by: Kelly | May 06, 2008 at 02:03 PM
Emphasize the twins while attempting to hide my enormous ass.
Posted by: Jamie | May 06, 2008 at 02:15 PM
I'm moving to a bigger house without a swimming pool.
Posted by: Amy | May 06, 2008 at 02:26 PM
Run hills, reverse lunges, core work, fish oil, year 'round.
Posted by: dgm | May 06, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Take a bath in self tanner. Invest in cover ups.
Posted by: Tootsie Farklepants | May 06, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Proactively sunburning by leaving the microwave door open while cooking.
Posted by: Brando | May 06, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Running feverishly from a gargantuan Great Dane and crystal meth?
Posted by: The Great Getzby | May 06, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Working out, eating less, laying out a little (boring, right?).
Posted by: Liana | May 06, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Wow - that picture of me is a wake up call.
Posted by: Auntie Lenie | May 06, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Swimsuit shopping, depression, drowning my cellulite sorrows in margaritas
Posted by: mommypie | May 06, 2008 at 02:49 PM
Nobody wants to see me in a two piece suit.
Posted by: TanyaK | May 06, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Using the melanoma excuse - sun is bad, shade is good!
Posted by: Optimist | May 06, 2008 at 02:58 PM
I am not going anywhere near any type of water. *9*
Posted by: Heather | May 06, 2008 at 03:00 PM
roller derby fun
abdominals are like fire
blazing painful thighs
10 words AND a senryu! BAM!
Posted by: Jessica | May 06, 2008 at 03:03 PM
One piece! Evil post baby belly. Down with situps forever.
Posted by: Kimberly C | May 06, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Strict regimen of chorizo super burritos. Go for the gold!
Posted by: Professional Critic | May 06, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Trying to determine who gave you my photo to use! (see 10 words)
Posted by: Say What? | May 06, 2008 at 03:45 PM
Mentally moving forehead cleavage south, ass padding north and west.
Posted by: fran | May 06, 2008 at 03:49 PM
Spend time outside, buy a new swimsuit, suck it up.
Posted by: Go309 | May 06, 2008 at 03:52 PM
I do not LIKE it, Sam I am, I do not like bathing suit season. I would not like it here or there, I would not like it anywhere (except if I was built more like Christina Ricci)
Posted by: Melissa from Pittsburgh | May 06, 2008 at 03:53 PM
In 999 hours I will shave...any earlier is a waste.
Posted by: HRH | May 06, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Trying. Not. To. Puke. When. I. Look. In. The. Mirror.
Posted by: Super B's Mama | May 06, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Treadmill
Red Sox Red Toes
Friends
Beer
Beach
Pool
Sex!
Posted by: jp | May 06, 2008 at 04:08 PM
go on cruise, stuff my face, come home and poop
Posted by: dexter | May 06, 2008 at 04:10 PM
Pretending I'm pregnant.
So what if I'm sixty in July.
Posted by: Linda in Canada | May 06, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Looking for a big stick to gougue people's eyes out.
Posted by: mrs. blogoway | May 06, 2008 at 04:25 PM
Procrastinate. Procrastinate. Procrastinate. Fake Tan. Procrastinate. Procrastinate. Dread. Curse. Hide.
Posted by: Mrs. B | May 06, 2008 at 04:44 PM
Good: I live in Hawaii. Bad: It's ALWAYS swimsuit season.
Posted by: KarinGal | May 06, 2008 at 04:50 PM
buy cute swimsuit cover-up | get pedicure |
shave | and update sunglasses
Posted by: Hippittee | May 06, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Ok.That's it. It's just water and ex-lax til prom.
(not really, but it's a funny quote from the movie "Never Been Kissed")
Posted by: Janna from Honeyed Hashette | May 06, 2008 at 05:09 PM
Spending bathing suit time at friend's (fatter than me) pool.
Posted by: Christine | May 06, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Hiding behind two small children, a teenager and chunky husband.
Posted by: Heather | May 06, 2008 at 05:29 PM
Suit-shopping at Torrid before looking for more cake to eat.
Posted by: Sam | May 06, 2008 at 05:32 PM
HOT yoga!
NO :: wheat :: diary :: alcohol :: caffeine :: sugar :: red meat.
Posted by: liza | May 06, 2008 at 05:35 PM
Casting spell so all within eyeshot are rendered temporarily blind.
(It's the only merciful thing to do.)
Posted by: Dawn | May 06, 2008 at 05:38 PM
Thanking the Good Lord Jesus I live in Alaska. Amen.
Posted by: jamie | May 06, 2008 at 05:45 PM
Planning to be naked and drunk as much as possible.
Posted by: Whit | May 06, 2008 at 05:49 PM
Calling Abdul the Tent Maker for my custom bathing suit order.
Posted by: The Cube Monkey | May 06, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Eat like a pig, avoid bathing suit at all costs.
Posted by: TamiW | May 06, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Spray Tan
Sarong
Gigantic Bag
Lipstick
Atittude
Just Add Water
Posted by: Kiki | May 06, 2008 at 05:59 PM
Chasing the baby, playing Wii= losing one pound, hopefully three!
(times 10...you know, thirty lbs? Thirty didn't rhyme though...)
Posted by: Stephanie | May 06, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Preparing mint for mojitas.
Looking for camps for mi hijita.
Posted by: J | May 06, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Walk each day, more weight training, massage sore muscles more.
Posted by: Pat | May 06, 2008 at 06:48 PM
garden, pluck, shave,
highlight, step, paint, run,
drink with Martha!
BFMS
(Bossy's Friend Martha's Sister)
Posted by: bev | May 06, 2008 at 07:18 PM
buying a bigger suit and drinking pina coladas, amen!
Posted by: cait | May 06, 2008 at 07:24 PM
Swimsuit? Bah! Eat more chocolate, too far gone now anyhow!
Posted by: Liza | May 06, 2008 at 07:38 PM
stop eating chocolate tomorrow
no, wait, maybe the next day
Posted by: rb | May 06, 2008 at 08:01 PM
Hit the beach with people who are fatter than me!!
(If I can find any......)
Posted by: Colette | May 06, 2008 at 08:08 PM
Maternity suits are cruel. I believe I shall eat another doughnut.
Posted by: MeL | May 06, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Proudly displaying my son's best art project--(my muffin top).
Posted by: Jill in WI | May 06, 2008 at 08:29 PM
digging the earth
stockpiling mineral sunscreen
painting my toenails bright
Posted by: Stacy (mama-om) | May 06, 2008 at 08:34 PM
Gym every morning;
Sadly, less mashed potatoes.
Mission: steely abs.
Posted by: Kerri Anne | May 06, 2008 at 08:39 PM
20 year reunion in 2 months. No wheat. No dairy.
Posted by: sara | May 06, 2008 at 08:45 PM
Di cares not at all. Calling therapist or divorce lawyer.
Posted by: Di | May 06, 2008 at 09:01 PM
The leg hair grows long and free because it's winter.
(I'm in New Zealand, you see...)
Posted by: Leaf, probably... | May 06, 2008 at 09:09 PM
Pushing baby from my lady parts. No maternity bathing suit!
Posted by: Chicky Chicky Baby | May 06, 2008 at 09:13 PM
Went to the Y and boy are my feet stinky.
Posted by: V | May 06, 2008 at 09:46 PM
Well... not levitating - like that creepy bearded man/woman in "photo".
Posted by: Lori | May 06, 2008 at 09:46 PM
fearfully flying to D.C. and L.A, celebrating 22 years married.
Posted by: ms_teacher | May 06, 2008 at 09:47 PM
Summer finally over here. Kelley thanks God its nearly winter.
Posted by: Kelley | May 06, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Who wears a bathing suit?
Posted by: annie | May 06, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Bought $90 suit. Haven't eaten all week. Sick not Anorexic.
Posted by: moosh in indy. | May 06, 2008 at 10:19 PM
investing in sunscreen that makes me invisible.
Posted by: Jenny from Mommin' It Up! | May 06, 2008 at 10:45 PM
for the summer
(hit enter before i was done!)
Posted by: Jenny from Mommin' It Up! | May 06, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Abandoned "clean bikini line" last year, wearing shorts, never better.
http://www.blogfabulous.com/clean-bikini-line/
Posted by: Tracee Sioux | May 06, 2008 at 10:48 PM
work a lot
sleep a lot
sweat a lot
damn
Posted by: naomi | May 06, 2008 at 10:53 PM
Having what I thought were varicose veins (actually spider veins) STRIPPED!
Sorry, that's eleven.
And now that's fourteen. Wait, eighteen.
Ah, heck, nevermind.
Posted by: Susan | May 06, 2008 at 10:55 PM
Abandoned "clean" bikini line last year, bought shorts, no rash.
Posted by: Tracee Sioux | May 06, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Sorry my computer said timed out. Didn't mean to post twice.
Posted by: Tracee Sioux | May 06, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying planning and dreaming...
Posted by: Kat | May 06, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Vowing never to expose my arms or legs ever again.
Posted by: Average Jane | May 06, 2008 at 11:08 PM
wishing I was 20 again. No suit for me. Banzai!!!!
Posted by: Jeff the Ill-Tempered Clavier | May 06, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Watching wild-eyed Tim Russert, drinking pinot. Does hope burn calories?
Posted by: Melanie at Beanpaste | May 06, 2008 at 11:59 PM
I live in San Francisco. It's too cold to swim.
Posted by: Clair | May 07, 2008 at 12:06 AM
Pretending no one can see chamois consistency of my stomach.
Posted by: islaygirl | May 07, 2008 at 12:59 AM
sitting on my ischial callosities, devouring peanut m&m's and screwdrivers.
Posted by: califmom | May 07, 2008 at 01:04 AM
No department store dressing rooms. Cellulite reduction surgery. Spray tan.
Posted by: Evolving | May 07, 2008 at 02:29 AM
Looking for a bathing suit that offers the most coverage.
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