ADVICE OF THE DAY – Well read.

Before renting a movie check out the Original Soundtrack titles for a quick summary of just how dismal the movie will be.

For instance the following Original Soundtrack for Shop Girl tells you all you need to know about this movie.

1. Meeting Mirabelle

2. The Magic Of Mirabelle

3. Little Lonely Star

4. Where Is His Number?

5. Coitus Interruptus – Silent Aftermath

6. My Name is Steve Martin and my hair has been white since 16 years of age

7. New Awakening

8. The Fairytale Begins

9. I wrote this movie so I could kiss a hot young chick

10. The Dance Begins

11. Mirabelle Falls In Love

12. Lucky thing the other male lead is the most bizarre-o actor in all of Hollywood

13. The Dance Of Three Lovers

14. Maybe I should have cast Scarlett Johansen?

15. Lonely Mirabelle

16. Recovering

17. A Broken Trust

18. Or maybe that nasty little Lindsey Lohan – she would have slipped me the tongue for sure

19. The Frog Becomes A Prince

20. Are those Olsen Twins 18 yet?

21. Breaking Up

22. Mirabelle Grows Up