Jul 25, 2006

Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. How To Smile Like Condoleezza Rice.

Be born in Birmingham Alabama in 1954. Excel at french, piano, figure skating, and ballet – before you turn four. Go to an all-girls Catholic school, take oodles of political science classes, and discard any chance of a normal existence when you break-off an engagement to Denver Broncos Wide Receiver Rick Upchurch.

Through terse lips, settle your tongue behind the divide in your teeth and explain that you and your President totally totally believe that a Mideast ceasefire is urgent. But not that kind of urgent – not the kind of urgent that requires immediate action. Rather a different kind of urgent. The kind of urgent that allows for other interim solutions, such as Global War.

There’s the smile!

The Bee-atch is Let Loose On the Middle East

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   on July 25th, 2006 at 11:03 am
   Zataran said:

   Q: What happen’s if you connect all the black dots on Condi’s cheeks?
   A: It spells WE HAVE WON THE WAR ON TERRORISM!

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