Jul 27, 2006

We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Bossy.

First I want you to sit down. You are sitting down. Well then breathe. Deep. What I’m about to say may shock you. So I’ll just come right out with it. Right. Here it is: Lance. Bass. Is. Gay.

Who the hell would have guessed?


Next thing you know they’ll be trying to tell us Elton John is gay!

Dear Lance: Now Go About Your Life, Hon, And Be Happy

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7 comments

1. 1
   on July 27th, 2006 at 8:51 am
   Bea Arthur Grillfriend said:

   Or Oprah and Condoleeza.


2. 2
   on July 27th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
   The Great Getzby said:

   This is a shock because women can’t let their “ideal straight guy” fantasy go …

   You may hate me but it ain’t no lie
   this baby’s gone bye-bye-bye

   … but they definitely need to.


3. 3
   on July 27th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
   Speedy G. said:

   I bet Rock Hudson’s a backdoor man.


4. 4
   on July 27th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
   Bea Arthur Grillfriend said:

   You’re kidding! Miss Jane was gay?


5. 5
   on July 28th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
   Lance Flounder said:

   No way, say it aint so!!!! But he has always looked and come off as being so macho. And even the sound of his name, Lance Bass just sounds so rough and tumble. IM devestated. I love you Lance, Bradley Mc Bonethrob


6. 6
   on July 28th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
   Joe E. Heatherton said:

   Keep it in your pants, Lance.


7. 7
   on July 29th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   I cannot say I am surprised. Maybe he and Elton will start dating.