Aug 18, 2006

Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. Facial Profiling.

In an effort to determine which airline passengers have evil intent, the Transportation Agency is training Behavior Detection Officers to study the facial expressions of passengers entering the Airport Security Checkpoints.

The Screening Passengers by Observation Technique (SPOT), asserts that our eyebrows and lips and cheeks are clear indicators of stress and disorientation.

The following New York Times example clearly outlines the unequivocal facial range displayed by this Airline Passenger model:

But I offer as additional theoretical support the following suspect photos:

Check Out The New York Times Attitude Profiling Story

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5 comments

1. 1
   on August 18th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   Attitue profiling? My goodness!

   Bossy, we need some advice over at RoD on the questions of the day.


2. 2
   on August 18th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   Maybe I could spell attitude correctly.
   


3. 3
   on August 19th, 2006 at 8:20 am
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   Melissa, your mind is just playing tricks. Look harder.


4. 4
   on August 20th, 2006 at 10:59 am
   blue girl said:

   Aw. The “compliant” photo is sooo cute. Poor little doggie bloggy orphan!


5. 5
   on August 21st, 2006 at 2:33 am
   Seymour Clearly said:

   The man/dog in the last few pictures is actually a girl! Go figure!