Sep 25, 2006

ADVICE OF THE DAY – I’ll Tell Ya When Thin Is Too Thin.

Hello everyone and welcome to London Fashion Week. Today we feature an exciting new designer who goes by the name Anorexia. She’s been a part of the fashion industry for decades but has been experiencing an exciting rise in popularity over the last few years. Frankly Anorexia’s all the rage.

So sit back and enjoy her latest efforts: The Holocaust Collection.

First up is this sexy bathing suit made of woven dental floss and spliced molars.

Next we have the bed sheet wrap and – cute shoes! What a clever repurposing of rope tether, Anorexia – bravo!

Next is this little number for the boudoir. The silky fabric will make you slip right off your barrack bunk!

And here we have the chic umbrella dress. The perfect ensemble to accompany you into the showers. Oops – that’s not water coming out of those pipes! Lighten up, folks. Just a little London Fashion Week humor.

Next up is our flirty cocktail dress. This is the length this year, you fashionistas! Not quite a mini, but short enough to show off your hobbled knees.

And last but not least is this cute little jumper accentuated with hand-stitched metallic toenails.

Sir? Can you sit down in front, sir – I assure you the model will be fine. In fact we believe she just whispered to the stage crew, “I’m so hungry I could eat half a sandwich!”

This Is The New York Times Article That Asks When Is Thin Too Thin But Bossy Thinks The Short Answer Should Be: When The Person Looks Fresh From Auschwitz.