Nov 29, 2006

ADVICE OF THE DAY – Even Madonna Can’t Wear A Bathing Suit.

Madonna’s Confessions Tour is being broadcast on Bravo this Thursday night at 8pm and Bossy can’t wait because for two weeks Bravo has been running a commercial sneak peak of the concert in which Madonna is running around onstage in a sweat-laced one-piece bathing suit and she looks like my Aunt Sadie.

This is a poster from Madonna’s tour – and admittedly the one-piece bathing suit looks very sexy emerging from her black leather pants.

But trust Bossy when she tells you that onstage the look is very different.

I Think Madonna Must Have Selected That Stage Outfit After Drinking A Bottle Of Madonna Wine From Her Father’s “Vine Yard”. Read All About It Here.

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6 comments

1. 1
   on November 29th, 2006 at 9:25 am
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   Is that Madonna or Olivia Newton John in the work-out outfit?


2. 2
   on November 29th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
   Billy said:

   The outfit in the poster is worn earlier in the show. The bathing suit is worn at the end for “hung up”. I’m not a huge madonna fan, but I hope i look as good as her when i’m as close to 50 as she is.


3. 3
   on November 29th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
   Brando said:

   I didn’t realize she changed careers to become a pro wrestler.


4. 4
   on November 29th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
   amy said:

   oh, silly YOUNG bossy, wait til you hit ‘Olde’ (as they say in England) age and have to spend your days and nights wearing Support Hose with your sexy bathing suit – to keep those pesky blood clots from killing you while lounging on the beach!


5. 5
   on November 29th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
   Res Publica said:

   *sigh* Poor Madge. I mean, I’m a big gay Madonna fan from the wayback…but c’mon sister, it’s called “age-appropriate”, look into it.


6. 6
   on November 30th, 2006 at 2:48 am
   Pinko Punko said:

   Poor Mabs, I think she’s probably still hotso, but she’s rocking that weird Jazzercise vibe still. The “Hung Up” vid is the same dealio.