Dec 12, 2006
Planes Trains and Hello – Is It Me You’re Looking For?
Remember that scene where John Candy is driving the wrong way down the interstate dodging oncoming traffic while the unwieldy map flaps in his face and his arms are caught in his coat that’s halfway peeled off?
That was totally Nicole Ritchie yesterday. On State Highway 134.
Except Steve Martin wasn’t in the car.
And John Candy’s character wasn’t listed in his Police Report as weighing
85 pounds.
Nicole Ritchie may have been Driving Under the Influence of alcohol – and yes she smoked some marijuana and popped a few Vicodin before speeding the wrong direction in a carpool lane – but at least the girl remembered to drop her chin and gaze wanton through the tops of her eyes.
Because Bossy just hates a lousy Mug Shot.
Too bad they wasted the money posting bail, she could have just cut through the the bars on her cell with those razor sharp collar bones.
Can they even put her in a regular cell, or do they need something tighter like chicken wire so she can’t slip between the bars?
Brando wins the comments award again!