Jan 4, 2007

Bossy’s January 4th Oath Of Office.

“I do solemnly swear – and then swear some more for no apparent reason – that I will support and defend and occasionally poke silly fun at the Constitution of the United States against all ~~enemies~~ Republicans foreign and domestic; that I will ~~bear~~ dog true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely – christ knows without a frigging plugged nickel or even a nickel of the unplugged variety – without any mental reservation – although with perhaps one very small mental illness – or purpose of evasion; and that I will well –
I will well? – and faithfully discharge…

dis·charge \dis-’chärj\ noun:
1: the act of venting 2: the sudden giving off of energy 3: any of several bodily processes by which substances go out of the body

… discharge the duties of the office on – on? – which I am about to enter:
So help me God. I mean it God, help me. Like, now.”

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