Jan 18, 2007

Take a Virtual Vacation With Bossy Lindsay Lohan.

This is Wonderland Center – West Hollywood’s first-class residential detoxification and treatment program. The Center’s three rustic acres are situated in the heart of Laurel Canyon which is good because most of their clients are in the Entertainment Industry and need convenient access to film studios, recording studios, booze, and crystal meth.

According to the website, Wonderland Center’s extensive services include Emotional care, Physical care, Spiritual care, Medical care, Psychiatric care, Extended care, Aftercare, and Care to explain how you can be an alcoholic when only last year you looked like this?

Check Out The Resort With Great Food, Two Pools, 300 Thread-Count Sheets – And All You Need Is A Boatload Of Cash And A Small Heroin Habit.

And Here’s The Bedtime Story Of How Lohan Checked Into The Facility After A Heart To Heart With The Guy Who Calls Her Firecrotch.

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3 comments

1. 1
   on January 18th, 2007 at 10:37 am
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   The thing about these places is that they are basically the same as any other place except you get room service with your meds.


2. 2
   on January 18th, 2007 at 11:06 am
   Brando said:

   That picture cured me of every wrong thought I had about The Lohan after I saw Mean Girls.


3. 3
   on January 26th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
   Chuckles said:

   Yeah, does she have some kind of virus? Why is she called firecrotch?