Feb 9, 2007

BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – The Secret.

Rhonda Byrne created a DVD called The Secret based on the philosophy that you create the life you want. And yesterday Oprah dedicated her show to The Secret but because Bossy created the life she wants and that life includes painting the laminate paneling of a client’s trailer home, Bossy wasn’t finished in time to catch the show.

But lucky for Bossy and her thousands of new readers who inadvertently stumbled on i am bossy looking for the connection between Anna Nicole Smith and agita – Hi new readers! – we can all learn The Secret from perusing Oprah’s website.

Here’s what: According to Rhonda Byrne and the other guests assembled on Oprah’s panel, The Secret is about the law of attraction and the theory that like attracts like. We attract things and people into our lives based on what we’re thinking and feeling. “If you were at a restaurant and you ordered something, you fully expect it to come served that way,” says Motivational Teacher Lisa Nichols. Of course Lisa Nichols never met Bossy’s Grandma Charlotte who never assumed a day in her life that anything she ordered would come prepared correctly.

“If you say, ‘I’ll never have a great relationship,’ you just placed an order,” says Lisa. In a parallel example, when you say: I’d like a successful husband with an enormous pickle you just placed an order! Catching on?

A life without The Secret is a life spent focusing on the wrong thing – instead of wallowing in negative thoughts we need to shift toward positive thinking. It’s not about the weight you can’t lose — it’s about how lucky you are that you can balance a hot fudge sundae on your protruding ass.

It’s important we communicate the right message because our thoughts and feelings travel long distances and send signals to tons of people — which explains the Unspecified Charges on your cell phone. And we need to relish the gifts we’ve been given so we can make room for new gifts. Like two sea foam chairs from Crate&Barrel. We need to forgive our past, let go of hostility, and look for the underlying lessons in everything we do.

To begin living The Secret life, follow these basic steps: Ask. Believe. Receive. Also make out that check for $29.95 plus shipping and handling.

Learn More About The Secret That’s Strong Enough For A Man But Made For A Woman.

Or Check Out The Oprah Show Online.

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8 comments

1. 1
   on February 9th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
   Jenn said:

   You are so smart and funny I am a little in awe of your mind. Who spawned you? What brilliant tribe or gene pool do you come from?


2. 2
   on February 9th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
   Her Bad Mother said:

   Here I was trying to fuse my vibratory tonalities. Does these mean that I should go back to rechargable batteries?


3. 3
   on February 10th, 2007 at 9:47 am
   Her Bad Mother said:

   “Does THESE?” Clearly, my vibratory tonalities have thrown off my grammar.


4. 4
   on February 10th, 2007 at 10:57 am
   Get-off said:

   Is that Milli or Vanilli? Damn, he has aged well. Uh wait, didn’t one of them off himself? Alas, knowledge of The Secret arrives a wee bit too late for some.


5. 5
   on February 10th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
   William Deed said:

   I never did understand why pickles are so popular stateside. I once went to the cinema with a girl who, not only did she during the trailers tell me that her implants were surgically necessary, but she also ate a giant pickle.

   If you’re wondering, we watched The Alamo.


6. 6
   on February 11th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
   Lauren said:

   This American obsession with positive-thinking self-help gurus just never dies. These people make so much MONEY from it, no wonder they believe in positive thinking.


7. 7
   on February 15th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
   BJ said:

   Hi!

   Have you heard the AMAZING news? Oprah is doing a SECOND show about “The Secret” this Friday, February 16th. It is UNPRECEDENTED for Oprah to repeat a topic so quickly. But as we all know… Once the Law of Attraction is set into motion… there ain’t no stopping it!

   As a follow-up to this Oprah encore show, there will also be two more FREE International Law of Attraction Teleconferences. The Teleconferences were a BIG hit last week, and attended by people from four different continents and in 7 different time zones. The link to register for this week’s teleconferences is http://lawofattractionteleconference.com. They’re free, so why not???

   I think it’s safe to say that “The Secret” is out! Let’s all keep spreading the word and see what amazing things happen next!


8. 8
   on February 19th, 2007 at 7:06 am
   Sydney Jones said:

   Consciously or subconsciously we all knew the secret & we have been living with it for all our lives. However what Rhonda & her team have done is that, they have made all of us aware of this fact. I don’t know if the secret will help me achieve all the things that I desire but yes since I have watched the movie I am feeling good & it seems like everything happening around me is great & it will be so for the rest of my life.

   I work with a non-profit organization Blog The Bible, where we discuss all the things which can make you happy & also relate to Jesus & Bible at the same time. I think if The Secret can generate the same happiness within all of us then there is no harm in believing the Law of Attraction.

   We all have experienced it, whenever we feel good & happy we think of god, we think of Jesus, we think of Bible. So I would say that no matter what everybody thinks but this DVD has surely brought me close Jesus, Bible & at last Happiness.

   Sydney Jones
   http://www.blogthebible.com