Feb 26, 2007

Bossy’s Oscar Fashion Review.

Cleopatra Who?

Ostrich Wha?

Cameron — are you there? Bossy can’t see you when your hair is the same color as your skin:

The Smiths.

You sure? Red?

Bossy likes her mint with chocolate chips:

Not so much:

And finally:

Click Here To See More Oscar Dresses Which Amounted To Little More Than A Flesh-Colored Extravaganza.

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8 comments

1. 1
   on February 26th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
   1peanut said:

   hmmm, I wonder how Cleopatra got Mark out of his coffin before sunset.


2. 2
   on February 26th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
   on a plain said:

   I agree on Gwyneth’s Decorating Den Disaster. Yeeps.

   The last entry is Isla Fisher, Borat’s Aussie babe…the nympho who couldn’t get enough of Vince in ‘Wedding Crashers.’

   They went home empty-handed last night, but at least they had each other…


3. 3
   on February 26th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
   Her Bad Mother said:

   Hellza POPPIN outta that pickle-green dress – holy tits, Batman!


4. 4
   on February 27th, 2007 at 3:39 am
   Mike Harper said:

   Nicole looks fantastic in any colour – but WOW – Lady in Red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5. 5
   on February 27th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
   Chuckles said:

   Isla Fisher is hellza hot. She was also in Talledega Nights. She looks good with glasses and in that dress. Damn. I knew I should have called her back.


6. 6
   on February 27th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
   Joy said:

   The only two dresses I loved were on Reese and Jada. The misc. amount of material on Nicole’s shoulder was just…..


7. 7
   on February 27th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
   chrlane said:

   LOL! I like your take. I thought the last girl looked like a daytime soap star in that tacky satin dress, though. And Nicole would look much better in a burgundy, methinks. Wow is she tall! She shouldn’t wear heels.

   And Gwyneth, well, I kind of liked the 1920’s styling of her gown. I think she looks good in anything, really. But some black accent jewelry would have completed the look.

   Cool blog!


8. 8
   on February 28th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
   Bluekat said:

   Amen to the flesh fashion fiasco. What was with all the varying tones of beige? The most forgettable Oscars EVAH!