- Just because China’s stock drops 8.8% doesn’t mean you have to do it too.
- When there’s a slow earnings growth this year, don’t come running to me!
- Just you wipe that Taliban-tried-to-kill-Dick-Cheney grin from your face, Buster!
- I brought the Durable Goods into this world and I can take them out!
- Keep crying about the NYSE Computer Glitch and I’ll give you something to cry about!
- Just wait until Alan Greenspan hears about this, Mister.
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