Feb 28, 2007

Things Mom Said When Wall Street Had A Party In The House And Broke All The Lamps.

• Just because China’s stock drops 8.8% doesn’t mean you have to do it too.

• When there’s a slow earnings growth this year, don’t come running to me!

• Just you wipe that Taliban-tried-to-kill-Dick-Cheney grin from your face, Buster!

• I brought the Durable Goods into this world and I can take them out!

• Keep crying about the NYSE Computer Glitch and I’ll give you something to cry about!

• Just wait until Alan Greenspan hears about this, Mister.

Read All About How The Dow Jones Lost 416 Points In A Day Giving Bossy Another Reason She’s Glad She Doesn’t Have Any Money.

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5 comments

1. 1
   on February 28th, 2007 at 8:56 am
   Mike said:

   Mmmmm! My stocks are down nealry $ 2,ooo. Not a happy camper just now.


2. 2
   on March 1st, 2007 at 1:13 am
   Adorable Girlfriend said:

   Don’t worry, Martha Stewart will ring the bell tomorrow AM or something.

   It will be all better.


3. 3
   on March 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
   Anita said:

   HA! This was really funny bossy.


4. 4
   on March 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
   butterfly said:

   Dang. Those stocks still aren’t doin’ too hot!


5. 5
   on June 2nd, 2007 at 7:05 am
   Aron said: