Jun 1, 2007
A Little Ditty About Bossy’s Favorite Blog Search Engine. Not.
technorati, technorati
Where’d you come from, strange dot commie?
You’re like a phone book for our bloggies
Technorati.
technorati, technorati
When we met you made me hotty
You promised you’d ping me a lotty
Technorati.
But technorati, technorati
Bossy lives in your blind spotty
She is left to sit and rotty
Technorati.
technorati, technorati
Just ten fans is kind of spotty
I am ranked behind John Gotti
Technorati.
technorati, technorati
If blogs link to me, it’s a slam dunk shotty
But they sort of plum forgotty
Technorati.
seriously technorati, technorati
You’ve made me stuck like a blood clotty
As attractive as a liver spotty
Technorati.
technorati, technorati
Bet you think you’re really hotty
Who gave you so much Authority?
Technorati.
Oh technorati, technorati
Deflated is my little hearty
You are smellier than a farty
Technorati.
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very funny little ditty bossy.
Is it even worth it? I don’t even know if I’m on Technorati, and StumbleUpon isn’t really the same type of site either. I just don’t go in for those traffic whore sites.
I loved this! And I have favorited you, my apologies for not having done so before this!
You’re already in my favorites, homegirl. Isn’t that enough? Would you like my first born, too? I mean, geez, I give and I give and still you want more.
Hey, I subscribe through bloglines – isn’t that enough for you?
I’m not familiar with Technorati. But, if it makes you go twitter… I’ll sign up when I have a bit more time and favorite you.
I like to make people happy.
Even if I have no idea how I’m doing it.
You have 10 favorites? Well then I’m jealous. I don’t even count my 6 random people looking for links then.
I already had [done technorati - not sure of the appropriate verb there?]
However, I must take issue with you derogatory reference to Liver spotties! I didn’t have you ‘tagged’ as an age’ist’!
Quite frankly I have no idea of the purpose of Technorati, and when the CEO was interviewed a while back, he just laughed! Perhaps he and I are both senile?
Cheers
Absolutely brilliant.
I was worried you were going to miss “farty” (or “fahty” as they say around NY) but you came through in the end.
You are just insane, friend. (I love you.)
Incessant demands? Who, me? Bossy? Besides, when Bossy wrote her ditty she wasn’t talking about you. Or you or you. Or you. Of course you give until it hurts, and you give until it bleeds. You over there don’t give, but Bossy doesn’t hold a grudge. She drops it on her big toe.
Heh. I still don’t quite get technorati. Which is OK, because I still don’t quite get blogging.
What is that whole rating thing, anyway? And, what is that little green button at the bottom of the listing? I guess I don’t get it either. But, I will favorite you because I heart (OMG did I just say that?!) Bossy.
4-ever
So funny. The John Gotti line got me pretty good.
LOL You have too much talent! We need to clone you and give one to each of us for backup.
I will never look at Technorati the same way again.
I love poetry!
Though I myself am old and tatty,
And students find me oddly batty,
I yearn to have the literati
Favorite my blog on Technorati.
What in hell is that authority shit anyway? I question authority.
I went to technorati once. I think that I made an account. Then, I got confused by the whole concept and have not ventured back.
This is kind of like technorati 101 for me. I’m now ready for the advanced-beginner level. More lessons, por favor.
Oh, and yeah, me … via Bloglines as well.
See,
I don’t want to do the whole Techorati thing because:
a) I will be sad with teh results. Only five people a week will read my blog, and only if I ask an open ended question
b) I have an account and have to figure out how it works
c) I am pretty sure I don’t want anyone I know to find out I have a blog, ’cause I say things about people on it. Like, not-so-flattering things.
Now, please write a poem about CSS.
You had me at Strange dot commie.
Just beautiful and poetic and funny as hell.
Bossy made a tecnofunny. Mitch likey. Well done.
Well aren’t you clever? LOL. I added you. I’d forgotten about that…got distracted at Bloglines and keep everyone straight there. I saw my blog had one “FAN” but turns out the fan is me. I favorited myself. How sad!
Only Bossy could romance tec-who-farty and make us laugh. I can barely say the word let alone rhyme it!
that’s the best. I never pronounced it correctly I always say that “techowhateverthingy”–but now that I have that little rhyme i can–i’m going to favorite you! Glad I found your blog! I’m subscribing with my bloglines (which I do understand, thank god)
You are the boss of a lot of people with all that authority, Bossy. And you had a ton of blog reactions!
Yay!
(I don’t get technorati either…)
HHAA!!
and amen, sister.
I found you through CAP.
Her comments section is pretty much the way I find most of the blogs I have favorited.
There’s a lot of pretty funny people out there.
I favorited you as both “Humor” and “Authority”. But of course!
I don’t pay much attention to that rank stuff.
Bossy gets me hotty.
Um, Ms. “I’m all that a bag of chips” technorati hottie?
I don’t see no meme over here.
I blogrolled you, does that count for anything? I eervoid technorati.
Technorati, Technorati
Ms R tried to join the party
of the elite bloggerati
but fucked up the buttonarti
So now she doesn’t give a tossy
but wishes all the best to Bossy
who is
clearly
very
smarti
LOLOL..thanks for the giggles, oh worthy wordy one. If I had a blog, I’d surely link you along.
AW
Here’s the smell of meta still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
k, i’m late, as ever…but i’m laughin’. and i linked you last week, because i’m psychic.
so there.
“You are smellier than a farty.”
I resemble that remark.
But I don’t do Technorati and don’t think I will after your Technoranti.
Parp parp!
wow. that was pretty brilliant.
you rock.