Jul 11, 2007

The Personal Ad You’ll Never See.

Sean Puff Daddy John P. Diddy Diddy Bang Bang Combs seeks a new
baby momma who understands My Johnson is even bigger than My Ego.

Must have room in your heart. For this:

And this:

And this:

And this:

And especially this:

And this:

And even this:

Room in your pants optional:

Combs And His Model Girlfriend Are Splitsville.

So Get Yo’ Ass Over To This Blog Written By The Fake Momma Of P. Diddy And It’s The Funniest Thing Bossy Ever Read.

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17 comments

1. 1
   on July 11th, 2007 at 11:35 am
   You can call me, 'Sir' said:

   Whoa. Baby got serious back (L.A. face with an Oakland booty). Then again, he’s made it painfully clear that his anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.


2. 2
   on July 11th, 2007 at 11:39 am
   Pete Dunn said:

   Is that two midgets in that horse costume?


3. 3
   on July 11th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
   Nancy said:

   P. Done Ditty’d too many all ready.
   Note to Jenny from the block … you’re lucky Puff Poofed out of your life.


4. 4
   on July 11th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
   Jodi said:

   There are just no words.


5. 5
   on July 11th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
   Oh, The Joys said:

   Who he is?


6. 6
   on July 11th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
   Howard said:

   I looked up P-Diddy in the dictionary and the definition was “high maintenance”.


7. 7
   on July 11th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
   Jen said:

   I just wish he would learn to stop mouth breathing. The nose, P Diddy! The nose! Close yer mouth.


8. 8
   on July 11th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
   Joy said:

   Ya’ll are hilarious!
   Bossy! Where did you get the last pic?!


9. 9
   on July 11th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
   Brando said:

   Is there some new dance called The Heimlich?


10. 10
    on July 11th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    CableGirl said:

    He’s looking for a two for one? Kind of like pigs fighting in a spandex box. ugh.


11. 11
    on July 11th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    Domestic Goddess said:

    Those poor children. At least the older two have normal names. They were born into idiocy and they have no idea.


12. 12
    on July 11th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    Cerella said:

    That’s freakin’ hilarious!!!!! You are brilliant!


13. 13
    on July 12th, 2007 at 12:17 am
    Erin said:

    That is some serious junk in the trunk!!


14. 14
    on July 12th, 2007 at 12:28 am
    stella said:

    when i read about (pee-dee-dee’s: this i how he is called in France)

    new chirrens….i almost peed myself reading the D’LILA.

    oh my goodness. classic.

    that last picture is too much.


15. 15
    on July 12th, 2007 at 12:53 am
    Dorky Dad said:

    Will he just steal someone else’s girlfriend and call her his own? (Or something like that)


16. 16
    on July 12th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    The Domestic Diva said:

    I am so glad to hear she is out!!! Thank goodness!


17. 17
    on July 17th, 2007 at 7:33 am
    karrie said:

    Oh my!