Jul 23, 2007

Take Two Swell Virtual Vacations With Lindsay Lohan.

This is Wonderland Center – West Hollywood’s first-class residential detoxification and treatment program. The Center’s three rustic acres are situated in the heart of Laurel Canyon which is good because most of their clients are in the Entertainment Industry and need convenient access to film studios, recording studios, booze, and crystal meth.

According to the website, Wonderland Center’s extensive services include Emotional care, Physical care, Spiritual care, Medical care, Psychiatric care, Extended care, Aftercare, and Care to explain how you can be an alcoholic when only last year you looked like this?

And this is Promises.

Promises is Malibu’s luxury Residential Treatment Center nestled in the Santa Monica Mountains overlooking the Pacific Ocean. According to the website, Promises’ intensive services include Individual care, Group care, Cognitive care, Relapse Prevention care, and Care to explain why you crashed your Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a wall of shrubs then took off?

Check Out The Resort With Great Food, Two Pools, 300 Thread-Count Sheets – And All You Need Is A Boatload Of Cash And A Small Heroin Habit.

And All You Need For This Resort Is A DUI And A Bag Of Cocaine.

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23 comments

1. 1
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 10:08 am
   Oh, The Joys said:

   Looks a wee bit nicer than the Chicago W. Should we transfer?


2. 2
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 11:08 am
   Jodi said:

   Only 300-count?

   I sleep on 600-count, so I’ll have to keep looking for a treatment facility to stay at.


3. 3
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 11:50 am
   The Domestic Goddess said:

   I almost feel like I need to get addicted to something (besides linen) so I can go stay in one of those places. They make rehab seem like a trip to the day spa.

   I sleep on 400 count sheets. So PBLTTT! Promises! I bet they don’t have Sealy Posteurpedic beds, either!


4. 4
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 1:14 pm
   Noelle said:

   Why can’t I have a well publicized addiction? I’m so bored of my quaint cottage with the spiders and bats.


5. 5
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 8:10 pm
   CableGirl said:

   I went to a day spa at a 4 star hotel once. That place looked like a shit hole in comparison to the rehab centers. Looks like I’m doing something wrong here. lol


6. 6
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 8:16 pm
   Kevin Charnas said:

   I’m pretty sure that I just threw up in my mouth a little…

   Yep, I did.


7. 7
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
   moi said:

   The hubby and I were wondering where we were going to spend our vacation this year. Some booze, a little blow, a ridiculously over priced car, and something to smash it into. Ba-da-bing. Instant vay-kay.


8. 8
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 8:50 pm
   BOSSY said:

   Moi: Don’t forget The Millions.


9. 9
   on July 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 pm
   JoAnna in FL said:

   Wow. An AA meeting and a swift kick in the pants is free.

   Thanks for visiting my blog!


10. 10
    on July 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    JoAnna in FL said:

    I meant ARE free. Dang.


11. 11
    on July 23rd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    Adorable Girlfriend said:

    Joy, don’t rub it in! Some of us have to suffer at the Hilton. Like we wish we could be at the W!


12. 12
    on July 24th, 2007 at 1:09 am
    tongue in cheek said:

    Crazy world.


13. 13
    on July 24th, 2007 at 4:26 am
    Cenk said:

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14. 14
    on July 24th, 2007 at 4:48 am
    Sparx said:

    I knew I was a late developer in the addiction stakes. I must try harder.


15. 15
    on July 24th, 2007 at 4:49 am
    um naief said:

    i get so sick of all these hollywood ppl, and all their addictions. ppl want to know why these ppl are so thin???? because THEY’RE ON DRUGS!

    lindsay wants to pretend that her drug of choice was booz, but i think it was cocaine.

    what’s sick about all of this is that if it were any regular joe, they’d be in the slammer for a long time. what ever happened to three strikes and you’re out… i guess hollywood doesn’t count!


16. 16
    on July 24th, 2007 at 10:47 am
    Mom101 said:

    I have never wanted to be a crystal meth addict more in my life


17. 17
    on July 24th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    amy said:

    lidsay lohan was just arrested again for drunk driving and cocaine possesion – so, apparently million dollar rehabs don’t work.

    perhaps all she really does need is a swift kick in the pants.


18. 18
    on July 24th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    Mr Farty said:

    Reckon she’ll be booking in at the “Paris Hilton” before too long.


19. 19
    on July 24th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    Shayera said:

    It’s like you were psychic or something yesterday Bossy!
    She and B.Spears are really duking it out for the “world’s biggest mess”, entertainer division, these days.


20. 20
    on July 24th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
    Get-off said:

    Constantly drunk, does blow, and even ends up looking pretty hot in her booking photo? No wonder this chick gets high-paying roles in movies. Directors know how to par-tay.


21. 21
    on July 25th, 2007 at 12:46 am
    Diesel said:

    I don’t care what anyone says, Bossy. You’re funny.


22. 22
    on July 26th, 2007 at 2:59 am
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23. 23
    on July 26th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    manders! said:

    Yeah… Bossy’s ability to predict Lindsay’s return to her swank rehab makes me suspect Bossy is the cause of all of this.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay_lohans_assistant_is_th.php

    Bossy must be Lindsay’s assistant.
    Poor corrupted little Lohan. No one can resist the Bossy.