Sep 17, 2007

Home Sweet Clark County Jail.

Designed to blend with downtown Las Vegas office buildings, this 350,000 square-foot detention center is twelve stories tall and features glazed brick, underground passageways, 1,450 beds, and O.J. Simpson.

Read How The Goof Got Caught In His Own Version Of Ocean’s Eleven And Bossy Doesn’t Care If The Stuff Did Originally Belong To Him.

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40 comments

1. 1
   on September 17th, 2007 at 9:57 am
   The Domestic Goddess said:

   He’s finally in jail, where he belongs. Although not for murder, interestingly enough (is that a word? Interestingly?). Kinda smacks of Al Capone going to jail for Tax Evasion when we all know he did much worse…


2. 2
   on September 17th, 2007 at 10:20 am
   Jayne said:

   They played the tape of his “outburst” on Sky24 News today… hahaha.. one word comes to mind: Classy.


3. 3
   on September 17th, 2007 at 10:34 am
   soNOTcool said:

   What? No “chicken pay back” music for OJ?!


4. 4
   on September 17th, 2007 at 11:03 am
   Queeny said:

   Let’s hope they lose the key.


5. 5
   on September 17th, 2007 at 11:08 am
   Teryn said:

   I hope they keep him.


6. 6
   on September 17th, 2007 at 11:20 am
   Howard said:

   Bossy should learn to cross-stitch better.


7. 7
   on September 17th, 2007 at 11:34 am
   joeinvegas said:

   But, the glove doesn’t fit.


8. 8
   on September 17th, 2007 at 11:40 am
   Momish said:

   I think that having him locked up on the day of his book release is a nice poetic justice. Keep in there till he rots.


9. 9
   on September 17th, 2007 at 11:48 am
   sassy said:

   So sad here in France I have to google to get OJ news. What’s wrong with the world today?


10. 10
    on September 17th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    Manic Mommy said:

    Domestic Goddess beat me to the Capone comment but I’ll take it. Keep ‘em there!


11. 11
    on September 17th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    Nancy said:

    Greedy a**wipe, getting off for murder wasn’t enough?


12. 12
    on September 17th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    motherofbun said:

    I love your “Home Sweet Home” cross stitching there. Nicely done.


13. 13
    on September 17th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    Adorable Girlfriend said:

    Do you think he packed THE glove?


14. 14
    on September 17th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    PunditMom said:

    The cross-stitching would be a good hobby in the slammer!


15. 15
    on September 17th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    Noelle said:

    He could get 30 years. He would get out when he’s 90. I have a feeling his remaining legal defense team won’t touch this one! Ha!


16. 16
    on September 17th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    OMSH said:

    Am I the only one that gets the heebie jeebies even seeing his face?

    He gives me the creeps.


17. 17
    on September 17th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    flutter said:

    douche.bag.


18. 18
    on September 17th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    Assertagirl said:

    hahahahhahhahhahha

    AAAAAAAAAhahahhahahahahahah

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahhahahahhahhaha

    Stupid OJ.


19. 19
    on September 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    Melissa in NZ said:

    Nice stitching. Must’ve taken hours!


20. 20
    on September 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    biddy said:

    it’s sad when a jail is about 541968416484163849616354 times nicer than my house…

    and it probably has cable too…


21. 21
    on September 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    Mrs. G. said:

    Me thinks O.J. is going to be very popular in his new retirement home, the big house.


22. 22
    on September 17th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    Alice said:

    i heard a criminal defense lawyer this morning saying how this is easy to get out of, because legally it’s not theft if he thought in good faith the stuff was his BLAAAAAH blah blah. i hope they whack him really hard over the head so he signs a confession and he’s locked up for good. what a waste of space he is.


23. 23
    on September 17th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    rb said:

    Too bad they’re keeping him in isolation. I understand prisoners have a justice system of their own….


24. 24
    on September 17th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Cece said:

    What a dumb ass.


25. 25
    on September 17th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    Jonathon Morgan said:

    it’s really amazing it took this long.


26. 26
    on September 17th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
    Criquette said:

    Let me try to understand this…after he murdered Nicole and Ron, he got off on the “if it doesn’t fit, you can’t convict” defense, i.e., can’t throw his sorry ass in jail because it’s not his. Now he’s gonna give the opposite defense a try – “If the stuff is mine, I don’t do time”?


27. 27
    on September 17th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Oh, The Joys said:

    This whole story just makes my inner Dr. Spock freak out.


28. 28
    on September 17th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    Mrs. Chicky said:

    chant it with me:

    Let him rot!

    Let him rot!

    Let him rot!

    Anyone?


29. 29
    on September 17th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    Shigeta said:

    “His Own Version Of Ocean’s Eleven” Oh.My.Goodness.You.Did.Not.Say.That. I am done lurking, I must comment here often.


30. 30
    on September 17th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    Holly said:

    I don’t know why he didn’t just take this matter to a court of law. He knows how reliable THAT system is! *snigger*


31. 31
    on September 17th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    soNOTcool said:

    Saw the following and for some reason thought of you. Go figure.

    http://sonotcool.typepad.com/blanket.jpg


32. 32
    on September 17th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    steppingoverthejunk said:

    it’s about frickin’ time!


33. 33
    on September 18th, 2007 at 12:13 am
    my minivan is faster than yours said:

    Does anyone remember the old Hertz commercials he used to do running through the airport. One more reason to use Thrifty.


34. 34
    on September 18th, 2007 at 12:14 am
    sarcasm abounds said:

    Well folks, my last “Blue Man Group” Vegas tix set me back $180, I wonder what it will cost to “OJ – The Caged Fury”, and will it come with a comped meal?

    SA


35. 35
    on September 18th, 2007 at 1:40 am
    Jen M said:

    Honestly? This whole OJ thing has made me a FIRM believer in karma. I mean, really.


36. 36
    on September 18th, 2007 at 6:05 am
    Audubon Ron said:

    I was glued to the TV during the OJ case. I couldn’t wait to get home to see it. This time, I really don’t care. I think this time he’s going to be spending some time in a small cell with a guy named Marvin who wants to be his wife. Marvin will be big. Marvin will love OJ. Marvin will hug OJ and will break OJ.


37. 37
    on September 18th, 2007 at 8:31 am
    Ruth Dynamite said:

    It was only a matter of time.


38. 38
    on September 18th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    Phoenix said:

    Everybody knows you can’t rob a casino without Brad Pitt. OJ really is a loser and I hope they keep him in there for ever.


39. 39
    on September 18th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    qt said:

    Fate, anyone?


40. 40
    on September 21st, 2007 at 2:03 am
    jenica said:

    http://www.here-in-idaho.com/2007/09/17/top-five-stories-that-are-scarier-than-oj-robbing-a-casino/

    i wanna hear about this a la bossy