May 21, 2008
The Only Thing Standing Between Bossy And Her New Husband Is A Vagina. Or Two.
Because Bossy’s new Husband is a girl.
She’s Rachel Maddow, but you can call her That Smartie Who Smacks-Down The Conservatives On MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann.
Originally from California, Bossy’s new husband Rachel Maddow was a Rhodes Scholar who earned her political science doctorate from Oxford, even if she does look a little like Mary Lou Retton.
Rachel Maddow currently has her own radio show on Air America, and that radio show is called The Rachel Maddow Show, most likely because the title Bossy’s New Husband Rachel Maddow’s Show was already taken.
Things Bossy loves about her new husband Rachel Maddow:
- Rachel Maddow describes Republican Representative Mark Foley as The Topmost Meatball on a Big Pile of Republican Sex Scandal Spaghetti.
- Rachel Maddow rocks the Buddy Holly frames:
- Rachel Maddow thinks most Republican Candidates are from
In fact, the only thing Bossy doesn’t love about Rachel Maddow is the fact that Rachel Maddow is already committed to longtime partner Susan Mikula. Which actually means there are three vaginas standing between Bossy and her new husband. And for a straight girl that’s at least two vaginas too many.
You might have to arm wrestle me for her.
I like girls who look like boys. And are smart.
I’ll be watching her on You Tube for the rest of the day.
Luckily the economy sucks and nobody goes shopping anymore, so my shift at work got cancelled.
Hoot! thats a lot of vaginas!
yep…i am so with bossy on this one! love love love the hair! seriously. way better than mary lou retton!
I love that Bossy is equal-opportunity in her new husband search.
Well, done reading Bossy…it was a nice time, but it’s just not worth it anymore.
Rachel Maddow is Madness new.best.friend.
Thanks Bossy!
Oh Bossy, I puffy heart her too. Plus, I will be wearing her haircut by the end of this pregnancy/summer.
P.S. LINDA is STUPID.
Dang, she’d make a cute boy.
Perhaps that is why her life partner is a girl?
I am liking Rachel. But PBLTT!!! To Linda.
I don’t always agree with Bossy but I don’t leave over it. I just close my eyes really tight, concentrate really hard, and try to send Rush Limbaugh brain waves at her.
I’m having trouble with math. Three vaginas in the way? I’m only counting two. Does one of them belong to Mary Lou?
P.S. Unlike Linda, I am loving Bossy more and more each day, one day an Obama button, next day Rachel Maddow references? Kiss Kiss Bossy…nothing but love from this ip address.
i think she looks a lot like dr. John Carter from earlier ER post, no?
That picture of Mark Foley is able to sexually harass people just by being.
Madness didnt get the “three vaginas” either.. but she trusts bossy to know what shes talkin about.. is Bossys vagina in the way somehow too?
OH OH OH !!! Rachel mentions Madness HOME TOWN of Titusville FL in the Hookers Hookers Everywhere broadcast! Madness is FAMOUS NOW!! Ok.. Madness will stop commenting because she realizes that this is overkill now.
P.S.
Bossy = one vagina
Rachel = one vagina
that’s already two whole vaginas, and we haven’t factored in life partner Susan.
VUBOQ thought Linda’s comment was funny, like, “Poor Linda has realized that she can’t be BOSSY’s new husband and has given up hope that her constantly reading BOSSY’s fun posts (and leaving witty comments) will woo BOSSY.” VUBOQ is positive that’s what Linda intended. Because … um … that’s what VUBOQ does. VUBOQ is keeping hope alive, though, and will continue to read (and leave witty comments).
*smooches*
Falling in love on a Wednesday morning. What a perfect thing to do mid-week. Thanks Bossy! Off to watch more Rachel.
Wow, Bossy. I’m impressed with your sending someone away. That’s the power of three vaginas though. They scare even women. I know, I have three myself.
Bossy agrees with VUBOQ because there’s no hatin’ in the comment section — which includes no hatin’ on readers who decide they don’t like Bossy. Hatin’ in the comment section is like peeing in the pool.
Vagina = Happiness
multi-ginas = Heaven
And I think she looks like Keanu
What does PBLTT mean?
Well, thanks. The only news show I watch is Jon Stewart (that’s news, right?), but now, I have to add in Rachel. Her vagina can stand in my way any time.
@ Jill – PBLTT is a rasberry – you know, stick your tongue out and blow.
And I’m *not* going to tie that in with vaginas. I’m just not. Except in my head.
The vagina counting thing is sending me into a Schrodinger’s Cat thought vortex. If they weren’t there then where would they be?
I think it is funny that you can say vagina as many times as been said on this page, and the google ads are offering marriage counseling…
I would have thought the Asian brides would be back…
Shows what I know. I didn’t even know Air America was still on the air.
I just love to watch Rachel Maddow. My husband teases that she looks like Peyton Manning, but whatever. Peyton Manning is a girl compared to Rachel!
What is so wrong with Mr. Bossy that Bossy is always finding these NEW HUSBANDS???
wtf?
Thank you Dharmamama. And thanks for not tying it in. Wouldn’t want to introduce bondage into this whole thing…
God I love all this vagina talk. Love Love Love it.. Can we have more posts like this please???
I used to be a straight girl with a crush on a girl…now I am a reformed straight girl in love with a beautiful woman. Who knew? Sometimes vaginas don’t get in the way…
This was all very educational… though, difficult to read all the fun and funny comments about vaginas, multi-ginas, bondage, asian brides, and (I am sure he would be so pleased to be in such good company) Rush Limbaugh in the comment section whilst sitting at my computer at work without laughing too loudly!
Aw Linda, don’t be a hater!
Bossy, love who you want. Man, woman, feline, equine. I still think you’re the bee’s knees!
Ooh bee love, would that be apian love?
Yes, I am seeing a link on “how to get inside a boyfriend’s mind”. Which is totally ironical considering the amount of vagina talk … unless your boyfriend has a vagina, which means we may have another episode for Oprah.
Love the Bossy. Love the Rachel.
And yes, I am aware ironical is a made up word. I was being ironical when I typed it.
Oh I love her too! It makes me happy when she’s on with Olberman
I love Rachel and Keith! If I had a uterus, I’d have either one of their babies. But I’ll let Bossy have Rachel if I get to keep Keith. Deal?
Both my husband and my [hetero] mother have HUGE, SLOPPY crushes on her. She’s got the kavorka.
Vaginas sure do provoke people, don’t they?
Rachel does look like a cross between Keanu+Peyton+Marylou…..and John Carter, which could explain Bossy’s attraction to her, what with BH kinda looking like him as well.
Huh?
All together now,
One vagina, two vagina, three vagina, four…who’s that knocking on Bossy’s door?
It’s Linda.
Oh gosh..I just love Rachel Maddow too. My friends and I, who over the past 100+ years have always had crushes on the guys (gene hackman, denzel, bossy’s son, etc.) have all agreed that this babe is something! It’s just ironic that everyone has said..”enough to cross over!”
Something going on here!
Hey! Look at Bossy being all political and stuff!
I too, enjoy Rachel on MSNBC. She whacks around the wingnuts but good.
And she’s the best thing on Air American anymore.
Good to see what ever happened to that Wesley Crusher girl.
Bossy, I hate when people pee in my pool
Mary Alice got the three vagina joke…..but she wants to know about “they sure do look happy”..does that mean the vagina’s look happy? Or the people with the vaginas?
All vaginas look happy to me.
Just sayin.
Why all the hate for Linda? She clearly felt excluded by today’s post (politically, probably?) and expressed it. As a proponent of free expression I’m all for her saying how she feels. To much hate goin’ on today at BOSSY. Whom I still adore, regardless of the comments section.
Ive NEVER seen a mad vagina. Ever. If a vagina is getting attention.. its a happy one.
Oh, what’s a vagina or two among (or between) friends? I think you’d all be very happy together. Except maybe for Bossy’s husband…
Rachel Maddow bears a striking resemblance to Noah Wylie. I’m just sayin’.
I like her hair.
She may look like Noah Wylie, but she is not nearly as cute as your husband is.
I’m glad you didn’t claim Keith Olbermann because HE is my other husband.
hee… she has sort of an Outsiders/Ponyboy kind of vibe going…
Is that anything like Lindsay and Samantha?
Love you, now love Rachel Maddow, love the vagina talk. No hate here; just lotsa lovin’.
It’s just too bad Bossy can’t have Keith. But Bossy can’t because he’s mine, mine, mine, all mine and someday we’re having smart little political babies together. Just so you don’t get any ideas and think it’s okay to steal my man!
Shame on all of you for promoting Bossy’s off-task behavior when you know that food prep has reached defcon 4. We all need to cease and decist with the witty comments until after the partay. We don’t want Bossy ending up in rehab or federal prison like her partay diva mentors.
It’s just too bad Bossy can’t have Keith. But Bossy can’t because he’s mine, mine, mine, all mine and someday we’re having smart little political babies together. Just so you don’t get any ideas and think it’s okay to steal my man!
It’s just too bad Bossy can’t have Keith. But Bossy can’t because he’s mine, mine, mine, all mine and someday we’re having smart little political babies together. Just so you don’t get any ideas and think it’s okay to steal my man!
So if your future husband’s girlfriend decides to step aside (because how could anyone compete with the fabulousness that is Bossy?) I just wanna know… Where are you planning to register?
There can never be too many vaginas. That’s the law.
I wish I had cable but I am currently listening to her now on Air America online. She’s smart and cool!
OMG, I can’t stop laughing.
Do you think Linda is mad about the vagina talk, lesbian talk and Republican’s being pedophile’s talk (okay, maybe not ALL of them) or do you think she’s just upset because she just found out that Bossy’s straight? I’m not sure.
Wait – BOSSY’s new husband is a she? Mr Farty needs to take a cold, cold shower.
I am so one more vagina in your way. I love her!!
I read on someone’s blog (I’m sorry,I can’t remember who it belongs to) you should not put a heart around someone’s name or picture, because hearts can be broken -you should only put a circle around it because a circle goes on forever! Maybe that’s the problem!!!!!
Seriously? I could not agree with you more on this. I used to watch Keith Olbermann for Keith Olbermann. Now I watch it for Ms. Maddow.
Last week (as the family sat down for Olbermann) Meredith told me that I look like Rachel Maddow. I got all giggly. Ahem.
Great DAY in the mornin’!! (I have no idea what that means, but it was my very southern grandmother’s exclamation when something shocked her. Well, that and “What in the Hell-o Pete are you talkin’ about?”)
Bossy has ANOTHER HUSBAND for me to keep track of? My synapses have just fried and there is smoke everywhere. Just where exactly does This Husband fit in with Cowboy Josh (and the 400 others from the road trip) and his baby (aka the “Saturn” baby)?
I have no doubt your new husband is delightful. However she does look exactly like an actor whose name is escaping me, probably because I never knew it. Actually, he may have been on your recent post about that hospital show that’s going off the air. If I figure out who it is, I’ll report back.
Take it from me, keep it at Another Boyfriend (or Girlfriend or Whatever) and avoid any more husbands.
Even one can sometimes be too many.
OK, take a look at the Dr. John Carter picture in the ER post, and then look at Picture #2 here with the heart around it. I say they’re twins separated at birth.
Or would that be Bossy’s husbands separated at birth?
HI Bossy… I know bloggers that know you. My first time here, though.
Well. New here, but unafraid to jump in, so I’ll say this: Rachel Maddow… I know she doesn’t go my way, but in the event there was some sort of opportunity, I’d hit that, hard.
Gunfighter here… nice to meet you.
Can I be on your next tour?
HI Bossy… I know bloggers that know you. My first time here, though.
Well. New here, but unafraid to jump in, so I’ll say this: Rachel Maddow… I know she doesn’t go my way, but in the event there was some sort of opportunity, I’d hit that, hard.
Gunfighter here… nice to meet you.
Can I be on your next tour?
Hello Bossy?
MarathonMom is way ahead of us all here commenting…. she is soooo right!
Party food preparation is reaching “defcon four” !!!!
Get your head out the the vaginas (so to speak) and get prepping!!!
Funniest! Comments! Ever!
I’d love to see Bossy’s blogstats today.
Hey, check out this coinkydink!
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/5/21/18385/1167/705/519993
My brain just cross circuited Bossy’s new husband and yesterday’s request for finger food.
Now I should probably apologise for existing. But I’d rather blame the previous commenter for making my brain do that.
Bossy, you can’t have John Cusak AND Rachel Maddow! Are we twins separated at birth, because we seem to have the same taste in people!
I would say staying with the gays in Richmond rubbed off on you, but we like guys and you would be all goo goo over the thought of being between Brad and George on the Ocean’s Eleven set in a hot pool scene… oh, wait, let me stop and post about those dirty thoughts on my blog… tee hehehehe… smooches!
Bossy has too many husbands. Such an example to set for your impressionable children. I still like the Saturn guy in Chicago; is Bossy done with him yet? And I’d still choose Alan Rickman over John Cusack, but that’s ok, I have a feeling that both of them would choose Bossy over me.
Sue is right, Bossy needs to keep the husbands on the down low next time she comes to Texas! We just aren’t OK with that right now. I think Linda was from somewhere deep in the heart of Texas, all wrapped up in it, fo sho.
well…. no, but have you considered Jackie Warner from “Work Out?” I have a heterosexual homosexual crush on her.
I hate to break it to you, but my vagina’s in the running too.
You can keep the blender, though.
That must be some sort of record for how many times “vagina” was used in a post. Well, other than those “other” blogs that my husband “accidentally” finds on occasion.
I would sooooo be okay with three vaginas in the relationship.
So glad to hear so many others like her too. She bats nutwings around, gently; makes her point without sounding crazy herself.
Love that.
(I don’t do vagina math. Too complicated.)
Thank you for using Vagina and not Va-jay-jay. And, your new husband is adorable.
Hear, hear re: Va Jay jay.
This was one of the strangest, yet funniest things I have read in a long time!
Clearly Madness and davido have never seen a woman give birth.
Ew, I know, whatever, sorry to crash the happy-vagina party, but my memories are still very fresh.
Three vaginas in a relationship is HEAVEN when you are all ovulating in sync. Two weeks later, not so much.
Does this mean the Grey Fox is on the market. I’d take him for my new girlfriend–but on second thought his penis would be in the way, and I like to keep mine in the bedside drawer. It’s so much more efficient that way.
If Bossy is going to girl-crush on Rachel, someone in San Diego will be jealous.
Oh my, she is brilliant and hot! Thankings for the link!
She does quite resemble Noah Wylie, too!
And the Wesley Crusher comment seems apt as well!
I love Rachel M though I’ve only seen her on Keith Olbermann’s show. She’s pretty awesome.
Yay!
Rachel….THE coolest.
Brilliant in the coolest package.
You might have to fight me for her! LOVE HER! She is utterly brilliant and seems so NICE. And thanks for pointing out the MLR resemblence – it was bugging me that I couldn’t figure out who she looked like.
Does Rachael M. not rock, or what? I would totally make her my next husband as well, were Mr. Olberman and Mr. Stewart not already in the way.
Rachel Maddow is fabulous. But I bet she’s even bossier than Bossy and what kind of match would that make?
The other day, I got this word verification code:
ragina
Now I’m totally wondering if that’s code for Rachel Maddow’s vagina.
Linda’s just cranky because, though she has a lovely girly name, she does not in fact have a vagina, and therefore felt kinda left out.
Oh my Lawd, Bossy, I love you so much. And I love Rachel too. I watch her on every MSNBC show she appears on. She is a kick ass kind of lady.
Rachel Maddow is my kind of vagina too.
Wow. I’ve never seen this person before and the moment I looked at her, I thought “Peyton Manning.” I suppose that could be a good thing, as long as you are not a Patriots fan
Now, Keith Olbermann, OTOH….
Found this blog when you left on your trip.
Saw the pics on Ree’s site of you helpin’ them burn.
As a conservative I was a tad chapped yesterday with the name calling, but I’m over it.
I’ll probably still check in here.
Guess I’ll take Domestic’s advice & send some Sean Hannity vibes your way !
oooweee! vagina smackdown b/w Bossy and Jenn from beaw!
dang. that’s stiff competition.
oh, also, Bossy, I have decided to don my wonder woman bracelets and assist in deflecting Carole’s RL rays of oxycontin-addled sadness. (actually, I only need one bracelet; those rays are kind of weak, ’cause the RL effect is decreasing by the day, I’m fairly certain.)
Although Linday is entitled to her opinion…did she not read the blogger book of Fine ettiquette? Just leave Linda, don’t announce it to the uncaring world. Quietly shut the door, before someone glues your vag shut! These bloggers can become…..bitter.
O, sexual disorientation. I thought Rachel was Bossy’s son at first, on whom I have a crush even though I am a 40-something lesbian. And then the delirium of thinking that hey, maybe if I got Bossy really drunk I could … no, no, I’m way too girly though I do love a butch straight woman which, um, Bossy?
Oh dear. Back to the Saturn contests, please, so I can regain my dignity.
Nope, sorry, I’m afraid she’s mine. Take a number.
And I’m going to have to go back to that haircut this summer, this longish annoying hair is doing nothing but pissing me off.
I saw RM talking about John McCain last night on Countdown and I can see why you love her-she is a hot potato. I have been really annoyed with Keith lately, but I’m thinking about forgiving him now that she is more front and center.
No, no, no, no, no…
This woman is 1,000 times hotter.
http://anglachelg.blogspot.com/
Bossy, I’m crushed. You’d leave our love child for HER??!?
http://mommypie.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/shake-your-baby-maker/
Vaginas multiply exponentially so there are about sixteen in your way, actually.
note to bossy: more lesbian posts in the future, comments section got HOT and interesting…. and that’s good for business!
PS: I love Rachel, too.
Bossy has great taste in husbands.
Yes, Bossy, great taste in husbands. Who has time for “boy” toys anyway!
Bossy has excellent taste, for a straight girl! Rachel is smart, funny, passionate, quick witted, and kinda hot too! I heart Rachel Maddow too, but her wife and my wife get in the way, ah, but if only…
Yes, many, many vaginas in the way. I’m standing in line behind bossy for Rachel’s vagina in marriage. With this vagina, I thee wed.
I am willing to give up the penis I married a decade ago to enter into the uncharted territory known as the Rachel. She’s da bomba.