Jan 6, 2009

Dancing For Whitey.

Once again, i am bossy has been nominated for Best Humor Blog, and Bossy can honestly say, she hasn’t been this excited since she lost
last year.

Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about the Weblog Awards:

1. They hold an open nomination on their website, and this year they received over 5,000 nominations across 49 very specific categories such as Best Very Large Blog and Best Major Blog.
2. The unwieldy nomination list is then handed to twelve rappers judges with names like Kevin G. and Matt D., and these judges track all the blogs for one month so they get a fair sampling of content.
3. The judges whittle each category down to ten whores nominees.
4. The list of nominees is published, and reader voting begins to determine the winner.

To vote for Bossy, please push this sentence. And you can vote every
24-hours because the Weblog Awards are crooked as a rattler in a cactus patch.

Let’s check in to see how Bossy is standing up to her esteemed humor colleagues, shall we?

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62 comments

1. 1
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:15 am
   vuboq said:

   Since I was snubbed (again!), I’ll throw the full force of my voting power behind you BOSSY. Good luck.


2. 2
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
   Debby said:

   Woo hoo! I voted Bossy. Congrats on the nomination


3. 3
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:20 am
   Cat said:

   You should win because you make me laugh everyday and that is saying something.


4. 4
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:37 am
   linda Carson said:

   I’ll be there for you every single day, bossy. I mean it. Cause you crack me up like nobody else.


5. 5
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:54 am
   jpb said:

   Ok, ok – I voted!
   Jeez, you’re so BOSSY!


6. 6
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:56 am
   MamaMo said:

   That just ain’t right! Bossy is WAY funnier than all those people (even though I never heard of any of the others!!)


7. 7
   on January 6th, 2009 at 10:59 am
   Jenny, Bloggess said:

   1. I’m totally the fattest of all the girls up there. You bitch.

   2. It’s not that we’re not cheating. It’s that we’re not cheating enough. Let’s combine our blogs and votes and become “I am the Bloggessy”. We will totally kick the other blogs asses.


8. 8
   on January 6th, 2009 at 11:02 am
   Jenny, Bloggess said:

   I just realized we still don’t have enough votes to get on top. Let’s bring Crystal into our pyramid scheme. We’ll be “I am Bloggessy’s Boobs”.

   I would totally vote for that blog.


9. 9
   on January 6th, 2009 at 11:06 am
   Jeri said:

   Bossy, I voted for you. I looked at the leader’s blog and I wasn’t impressed. You, well, you impress. Through these awards last year, I found you – and I’m happy for that.

   I’ll vote for you tomorrow, too, and the next day, and the next day, and…..


10. 10
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Emily said:

    Bossy, I so voted for you. With a bum like that, who can resist?


11. 11
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:43 am
    Kristi said:

    Done! Go Bossy!


12. 12
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:44 am
    Kelly at The Glass Dragonfly said:

    You have my vote!


13. 13
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:45 am
    MariaV said:

    I will vote every day until the 13th for you. It is the least I can do to thank you for the laughs.


14. 14
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:47 am
    ashley said:

    I enjoy a good rattler in a cactus patch. The excitement!! the Suspense!! But I will continue to get laughs from Bossy.

    (also voted)


15. 15
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Gigi said:

    Bossy for President!


16. 16
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    janny226 said:

    I dance for Bossy! If you don’t win I’ll start my own humor awards and you’ll win, no contest.


17. 17
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    amyp said:

    I voted for you. Bossy is no one trick pony.


18. 18
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    Lisa said:

    you so totally rock all those other blogs, girl!!

    coastal nest


19. 19
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Shayera said:

    I have voted for Bossy from more than one computer. So that’s 3 votes a day for you.


20. 20
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    g said:

    Since last year’s awards are how I learned about Bossy, how could I NOT vote for her this year?


21. 21
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Jami said:

    Is there, maybe, a Miss Congeniality award?

    I’m voting, I’m voting!


22. 22
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    marchelle said:

    Ima vote for ya Bossy.


23. 23
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Kim said:

    Go Bossy Go! I will vote from every e-mail account in the house every day! By the by…. If you photo shop Patrick Swayze onto the dance floor, you would look exactly like Jennifer Grey!


24. 24
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Lance said:

    You got it hon! If only they were Angry Young Judges! (inside joke).


25. 25
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    David said:

    I thought we finished up all this nonsense back on Nov 4th.

    “It’s 3AM, who will you trust to make you laugh?”
    “I am Bossy and I approve this shameless quest for empty validation of my genuine talent.”


26. 26
    on January 6th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Little Miss Sunshine State said:

    I’ve never met those other people.
    The great state of Little Miss Sunshine casts her vote for BOSSY!!


27. 27
    on January 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Adorable Girlfriend said:

    Best of luck!


28. 28
    on January 6th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Reeb said:

    I dunno, Bossy, you get a half-demerit for REPEATING your simile about “crooked as a rattler” from last year’s pitch for votes. (You didn’t think anyone would go back and read that old one, didya?) HOWEVER, that’s 1/2 demerit out of 1000 or so. Ooh! You’re plunging ahead. Just think how poor Mom-Fob feels. And then continue to hope to WIN.

    Go, David 25, for bringing this to perspective of sorts.


29. 29
    on January 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Domestic Goddess (in training) said:

    I voted for you! And you’re always a winner to us. GAG!


30. 30
    on January 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Regina Verow said:

    I voted for you! We can do it! Besides, if you win, we know you’ll have the best damn celebratory party out there. (Can I sleep on the couch with the dog?)


31. 31
    on January 6th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Baby Favorite said:

    I totally voted for you.


32. 32
    on January 6th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    sometimessophia said:

    Signed. Sealed. Delivered. My bossy vote is cast!

    Rah! Rah! bossy is the best!
    Vote, Vote… vote on her behest.

    We’re 100% behind you.


33. 33
    on January 6th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    HeyJoe said:

    “To Diesel’s horror, Aunt Flo’s visit could not have come at a less opportune time.”

    Wait, wrong blog. Sorry.


34. 34
    on January 6th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    3limes said:

    Just so you know, I also nominated you for the best humour blog in the bloggies. You are the funniest!


35. 35
    on January 6th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Alpaca Farmgirl said:

    Voted for you! You’re my fav. funny lady.


36. 36
    on January 6th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    jpb said:

    Hey, if we voted, do we get a little sticker?
    I shived the geriatric poll workers with my stylus and voted 28 times(pray there’s no recount).


37. 37
    on January 6th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Mr Farty said:

    What happened was this: I was reading Jenny’s blog and saw there was a poll and then your name was on it so I voted for you and then I realised I couldn’t vote again until tomorrow so then I thought I’d have to wait till tomorrow to vote for Jenny but now I see I can vote from more than one computer so that’s ok.

    Although “I Am Bloggessy’s Boobs” does have a certain ring to it.


38. 38
    on January 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    karen said:

    Congratulations Bossy. I just threw my vote in the mix for ya’ and it looks like your little chiclet tooth has grown quite a bit today!


39. 39
    on January 6th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Lee the MWOB Queen said:

    I already voted today. For YOU of course. There is no other. In my eyes. Thanks for the every 24 hour news though so I will definitely vote again.

    But the question is – what do you win? Enough moolah to end Bossy’s poverty posts??


40. 40
    on January 6th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Cactus Petunia said:

    You know I voted for ya, Bossy…but who IS this Comics Curmudgeon guy, anyway? His reviews don’t hold a candle to your Barbie movie reenactments!


41. 41
    on January 6th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    meleah rebeccah said:

    You certainly have my vote. I think you are funnier than ALL of those other blogs COMBINED


42. 42
    on January 6th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Bush Babe said:

    I Know. You know. We all know Bossy rules.
    Consider me Bossed Around and voting. Again.

    Now just in case some other blogs have lots of readers WITH TOO MUCH TIME AND BANDWIDTH on their hands, you should prepare yourself with the following thoughts: Perhaps your fans just don’t like voting EVERY DAY for a silly contest. That is clearly ridiculous. YOUR readers have LIVES. THere are lots of excuses if you don’t happen to take the gong Bossy.

    Of course, if you do get the brass ring, we KNEW you were gonna win! Heh.
    
    BB


43. 43
    on January 6th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Rochelle said:

    You’ve so got my vote. I cannot even open your blog while I’m in a meeting or else I start laughing. I don’t want to get fired


44. 44
    on January 6th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Stacey Ball said:

    I voted! I took a gander at the other blogs too and I don’t know what is so funny about them. I’ll take a bossy read everyday over those other fools.


45. 45
    on January 6th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    CRYSTAL said:

    I agree with her shiznitness, The Bloggess.

    You are so much funner at whoring than I am.


46. 46
    on January 6th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Sparx said:

    Okay Boss, voted and you’re over 600 votes already so doing way good!


47. 47
    on January 6th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Deborah Non Blogger said:

    We hear and vote.
    3rd at 10.4%.

    Good grief is that other site (not to be named) paying people?!!


48. 48
    on January 6th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Lisa Paul said:

    I’ll vote early and often for Bossy. But why vote? Can’t I just put a call in to Rod Blagojevich? Couldn’t he buy the award for you?


49. 49
    on January 6th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    hana said:

    Is that blond backside in the first picture Bossy?

    Because looking at that, it brings the following line in mind.
    “No one puts Bossy in a corner!”


50. 50
    on January 6th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    Thomas said:

    A lurker comes out of the closet.
    Voting commences.
    MMGL lends you a boost.


51. 51
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    sha said:

    I voted! Same as last year.


52. 52
    on January 6th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Victoria said:

    Oh, but we loves you so!


53. 53
    on January 7th, 2009 at 12:22 am
    Linda said:

    Got my vote in.

    Is that a hospital bracelet? In the picture.


54. 54
    on January 7th, 2009 at 12:22 am
    Linda said:

    oh, never mind. I see everyone is wearing one.


55. 55
    on January 7th, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Chicky Chicky Baby said:

    Oh fer chrissake. Fine, I’ll vote for you. Jaysus Christ. But only because you posted a picture of your butt. Fer chrissake.


56. 56
    on January 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
    kidsmom said:

    Nice Tuchas, Bossy.


57. 57
    on January 7th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Shelley said:

    I’m totally voting for you every day, Bossy! I’m voting for you at home and then voting for Diesel at work, because I really like both of you. And I must say, Diesel looks quite lovely as Miss Wangchuy-Talmo. You are one talented Photoshopper! Although I’ll bet he dresses like that at home…


58. 58
    on January 8th, 2009 at 1:53 am
    kate said:

    how may i pimp bossy on my blog? i would like to have my seven readers go and vote for you. because, surely, seven should do the trick.

    seriously, will you email me and i’ll put on a sentence to push to vote for bossy?


59. 59
    on January 8th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    mn said:

    is that you in the picture dancing…if it is, looking good!


60. 60
    on January 8th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Reeb said:

    I just realized this came out on Tuesday. The day formerly known as Ten-word Tuesday.


61. 61
    on January 10th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Life with Kaishon said:

    I will vote for you every single day until the end : ).


62. 62
    on January 11th, 2009 at 2:01 am
    Barb@getupandplay said:

    I voted for you. Just thought you should know that I care.