Feb 27, 2009

Time For A Little Friday Stalking. Again.

Bossy received email notification from The Shuffingthon Post early this morning regarding the fact that her husband John Cusack contributed a new article.

In his article, Bossy’s husband John Cusack does a bit of math, which is such a coincidence because Bossy loves math.

John Cusack takes 1, see, where 1 is President O’Boyfriend’s statement: “We do not torture. Nobody’s above the law and if there are clear instances of wrongdoing, people should be prosecuted like any ordinary citizen.”

He then takes that 1 and adds to it another 1. This time it’s a statement made by Attorney General Eric Holder when asked if he believed waterboarding is torture: “We prosecuted our own soldiers for using it in Vietnam. Yes, waterboarding is torture.”

And then Bossy’s husband John Cusack subtracted 1 Dick Cheney, who authorized the process of waterboarding, and then later, when asked if he thought it was an appropriate measure, answered this way: “Yes, I Do”

And in Bossy’s husband John Cusack’s opinion, 1+1-1= 1 Paul Newman movie, where Paul Newman’s character makes the following closing statement to a jury: “So much of the time we’re just lost. The rich win, the poor are powerless. We become tired of hearing people lie. We think of ourselves as victims. But today You Are The Law.“

Oh, John Cusack. This really sums up, heh, the egregious moral and legal breach of the previous administration, and is, like, the best Shuffingthon article ever. Even if most people will never see it because, really, who has time to read Huffington?

And one more thing, John Cusack, did Bossy ever tell you how sexy blogging looks on you?

And one final thing: couldn’t you sleep last night, John Cusack? What were you doing posting your article at 2:11 a.m.? Unless you are on the West Coast, of course, in which case, John Cusack? This is no way to conduct a marriage.

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25 comments

1. 1
   on February 27th, 2009 at 11:21 am
   Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said:

   It is amazing that you were able to make Baby Wall-Eyes with John so far away. You must have an awesome ISP.


2. 2
   on February 27th, 2009 at 11:21 am
   Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said:

   Hey, Everybody! Look at me! Number one!


3. 3
   on February 27th, 2009 at 11:42 am
   Jacquie said:

   The West Coast gets to play loooon after you little ones are tucked into your nigh-nighs. That’s when all the magic happens! And fortunately, we have ten year old birthday boys waking us up at 5am so even if we stayed up to watch a repeat of the train wreck that was Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman last night, we did not miss your east coast morning party time.


4. 4
   on February 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am
   Jacquie said:

   we play so long we sometimes lose our letter g. nothing bothers me worse than seeing my own typos and being powerless to fix them.


5. 5
   on February 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
   Chelle Parmele said:

   Ohh ohh me! Me..! I read HuffPo. It’s actually my home page on my laptop browser.

   I might be a little addicted to it. True story.


6. 6
   on February 27th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
   Momo Fali said:

   Dear John Cusack,

   Bossy is most likely awake at 2:11 a.m. also. Call her.


7. 7
   on February 27th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
   Maggie Garcia said:

   I read HuffPo because a 1,000 yr old professor who I may or may not have had tet-a-teted in college writes for it. Oh, college.


8. 8
   on February 27th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
   Saucy said:

   Bossy + John Cusack + HuffPo = girlish democratic blogging nirvana. Excuse me, I have to go pee now, I’m that excited.


9. 9
   on February 27th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
   Lesley said:

   I will anxiously await your future post telling us all about Mr. Cusack’s Pulitzer! (Also: DOES PULITZER GIVE OUT A SUB-PRIZE FOR YUMMINESS?)

   P.S. *DICK* Cheney. Heh.


10. 10
    on February 27th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Maria said:

    I’m a little disturbed that your husband would wrap up political commentary by referencing a MOVIE. I think his reality/fantasy lives are blurring. But yours is RIGHT ON.


11. 11
    on February 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    maggie said:

    john cusack has been married (illegally( to me, since i was seventeen and saw ’say anything’, so he couldn’t possibly be married to you.


12. 12
    on February 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Cat said:

    Yankee looked pretty happy this morning. I thought it was just my sunny face, but it could have been your husband’s post.


13. 13
    on February 27th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Domestic Goddess (in training) said:

    Looks, smarts, and the right political views!!! This is a match made in heaven (or your imagination)!


14. 14
    on February 27th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Unemployed Susan said:

    The ol’ Ball & Chain and I saw that Paul Newman movie on our first date.


15. 15
    on February 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Dara said:

    that’s one of my fave Paul Newman movies.


16. 16
    on February 27th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Emily R said:

    Did you see this post about you?
    http://newbabynews.blogspot.com/2009/02/why-does-bossy-hate-jen.html


17. 17
    on February 27th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    linda said:

    bossy cracks me up! Nice choice for a husband.


18. 18
    on February 28th, 2009 at 1:00 am
    Jason said:

    Does John Cusack know about all of Bossy’s other husbands?


19. 19
    on February 28th, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Say What? said:

    I’ve been spending time with Bossy’s husband via DVDs lately. Bossy’s husband, John Cusack, makes doing laundry and dishes almost bearable.


20. 20
    on February 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Little Miss Sunshine State said:

    I have a serious HuffPo addiction.
    Bossy has a serious John Cusack addiction!


21. 21
    on March 1st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    Tricia said:

    Look what I made for you!
    http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/f3/f7/925433/original_image.png?1235963227


22. 22
    on March 2nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    lv4921391 said:

    IMHO, read Victor Davis Hanson’s (private papers, NRO column, and works and days) then read Thomas Sowell’s column….finally Oriana Fallaci’s ,”The Rage and The Pride” is a good beginning…p.s.I’m droppin my g’s in honor of Sarah


23. 23
    on March 2nd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Ruth Dynamite said:

    Has Bossy seen her husband’s movie “Martian Boy”?


24. 24
    on March 2nd, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Manic Mommy said:

    Oh that John Cusack. Liberal and hot. One delicious combination.


25. 25
    on March 2nd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Mini VanBohemian said:

    Stalking always make me feel closer to those who are unaware of me.